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Mistress Aspyce
@mistressaspyce.bsky.social
Trainer of sissies and avid gamer girl.
Without downloading new pictures describe your gender
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
My first-ever 3d printed 40k army is done!

1000 points of Drukhari daring Games Workshop to issue a C&D!
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This week on a post-play party #Mistresseats, Loaded Nacho Lays.

The guacamole-flavoured Doritos were made of disappointment. If Frito-Lays can't do a nacho-flavoured nacho, maybe they can figure out a nacho-flavoured non-nacho.

That made sense in my head.
October 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Sometimes you just want to be butch.
October 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Sure. This is Oriana. (Rubberdoll for scale)
October 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I honestly thought that this edition of #Mistresseats was going to be Marsala flavoured chips, with mushrooms, sweet wine, and deliciousness. Instead, I'm tasting Masala flavoured chips, which is some kind of curry that's probably too hot for me.

I WAS FOOLED!
October 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Post a picture of you, that's not actually you.
October 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This week on #Mistresseats is the worst idea from Pizza Hut since they ended BookIt: The Nashville Hot Flatzz.

Topped with mozzarella cheese, dill pickle ranch dressing, honey Nashville Hot-flavoured powder, and chicken nuggies, every ingredient is pulled from the depths of Gen-Z FoodTok hell.
September 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Today on #Mistresseats, Doritos Guacamole! flavour. (The exclamation mark is integral)

Why would Doritos release a Guacamole! flavour, then discontinue it before football season? Well, it's football season now, and I'm trying these.
September 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Let me get this straight. You borrowed my punk rock regimental standard bearer to use as a company commander, AND YOU DIDN'T BUY HER A SINGLE COMMAND SKILL!?

What did you think her job is?!
September 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"I will break you"
September 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Today on #Mistresseats something I was didn't know I needed. It's ramen. It's Funyuns. It's Maruchan Spicy Ramen Funyuns.

Cup Noodle Funyuns would be better, but I'll take it.
August 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Today on #mistressEats I'm tasting something I know I like.

Anna de Codorníu Cava Brut Reserve is the best bubbly you can get for under 10 bucks.

The winery was founded in 1551, and although this recipe only goes back to 1984, there's centuries of experience behind it.
July 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Oreos say Trans Rights.
#Pride #MistressEats
June 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
How cool would a Sorceress riding the Jabberwock be as my general?
June 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I have an idea for a counts-as City of Sigmar army: All fairytale creatures.

Dark Elf card soldiers! Snow White leading a column of dwarves with battle-axes! Steam tank on chicken legs! And Alice with a battle-axe as Gotrek!

Anyone with experience playing Cities of Sigmar think this will work?
June 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I think he looks great.
June 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This week on #Mistresseats, I'm tired of posts about snacks that don't have any flavor.

So, I'm trying Doritos TRIPLE Shrimp and Garlic flavor. (Try saying that three times fast.)

With 3x the shrimp, I'm expecting some real flavour! (The flavour is shrimp.)
June 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Tonight on #MistressEats Reese's PB&J Big Cups.
🍓 and 🍇

This feels like the easiest possible flavor for Reese's to get right.
May 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

It says I'm a manic pixie dream girl who can kick your ass.
May 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
A nice quiet night of painting my adorable nurglies. ❤️
May 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Cheers to all the wonderful maids! Happy Maid Day! #latex #メイドの日2025
May 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
There are two treats I love that Crystal is disgusted by: Chips Ahoy and melted ice cream. 🤤

When Crystal found a box of "Ice cream-inspired" filled Chips Ahoy, she bought me a box for tonight's #Mistresseats.
May 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I owe @ryepony.bsky.social an apology. I just opened a bottle of Uncle Nearest 100 proof rye and it tastes like so much good.

"So much good." Did I mention it is 100 proof?
May 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Today on #MistressEats: Lays Fried Green Tomato Flavored.

I'm going to assume they taste like Kathy Bates.
April 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM