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DollMaidCrystal
@dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social
40-something | Rubberdoll | Maid | Not an RP account, just blogging about a very unique, kinky life
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I'm Crystal, @mistressaspyce.bsky.social's personal #RubberDoll #SissyMaid! I write about the realities of my unique life, rather than the fantasy of being a rubber maid.

Expect a mix of fetish mayhem and cozy domestic blogging here.
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Big banks and payment processors:
Enabling a sex trafficking ring: 👍🏻
Buying legal illustration of a girl with cat ears:
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Corollary: Any organization not built on or enabling the powerful doing whatever they want is inherently illegitimate.

You want to feed the poor? You can’t be trusted.

You want to hang out with people who share a fandom not based on an IP owned by a large corporation? Must be perverts.
I was about to write something about the hypocrisy of this company existing while the paypros chase smut artists off the web, but there is no hypocrisy.

The moral core of the current moment is “The powerful should be able to do whatever they want to the weak.” This is their only moral rule. 1/
This is a nuts story. An AI chatbot and image platform left millions of images exposed. They show what people are actually using the AI for: taking random women's yearbook, graduation, and social media photos and making super realistic hardcore porn with them
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I was about to write something about the hypocrisy of this company existing while the paypros chase smut artists off the web, but there is no hypocrisy.

The moral core of the current moment is “The powerful should be able to do whatever they want to the weak.” This is their only moral rule. 1/
This is a nuts story. An AI chatbot and image platform left millions of images exposed. They show what people are actually using the AI for: taking random women's yearbook, graduation, and social media photos and making super realistic hardcore porn with them
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
Massive Leak Shows Erotic Chatbot Users Turned Women’s Yearbook Pictures Into AI Porn
Chatbot roleplay and image generator platform SecretDesires.ai left cloud storage containers of nearly two million of images and videos exposed, including photos and full names of women from social me...
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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(Uhoooooooo!! Look at this perfectly themed art I found! By Tiasti on Pixiv and Twitter, link in alt text)
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The Basic, the local pub that caters to white women, keep finding new ways to make money hand over fist.

Their newest event: Boozy brunch with Anna, Elsa and Kristoff. They are going to be selling mimosas by the bucket to Disney Adults.
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Belt voice: SALSA

🎵vihuela plays a jingle before ending in the Taco Bell ding noise🎶

Belt voice: Only through justice can all live más.
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
What should I blog about this week?

Maybe I should write about investing in commercial real estate.

Kinky commercial real estate.
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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I’m a clever toy at times
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The maid’s tips to stretch your grocery budget:

* Learn how to make sauces
* If it’s cheaper, buy larger sizes of staples
* Know how to improv with excess staple ingredients
* Cheap, shelf stable proteins, like canned beans, can save a thin meal
* Roasts are your friend

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November 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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@sapphireshark.bsky.social , Me and @sylaspup.bsky.social at the #MIR29 drone meet, can't wait for that official photo!
📷 : @heycallmenee.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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At the inaugural session of hopefully a new regular latex meetup!

With @shinylatex.bsky.social @gummigirl.com @violetokami.bsky.social TitenSqueaky @mistressaspyce.bsky.social RubberFreak and Zencat

📷: R_D_M
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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This maid is purely ornamental. Union regulations prohibit asking an elf maid to actually clean anything.

📸: @izumisan01.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
(On a walk, when 🐶 spots something)

🐶: Can I chase that thing? It's slower than bunnies, so I can even catch it, but head is all spikey. Maybe if I chase from the side?

🦌: *GLARE. Stomp stomp stomp*

🐶: *Very dramatically goes back to minding his own business*
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
At the inaugural session of hopefully a new regular latex meetup!

With @shinylatex.bsky.social @gummigirl.com @violetokami.bsky.social TitenSqueaky @mistressaspyce.bsky.social RubberFreak and Zencat

📷: R_D_M
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
BDSM without the D/s is just... BM.
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Important rule every business needs to follow: Have a kinky, gay furry on staff. Run ALL brand name decisions by him before they're finalized.

If he doesn't break into giggle fits, THEN you can ship.
BratCo HexDrone....
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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DOLLS HATE THIS 1 SIMPLE TRICK
October 31, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Oh, hey! Cloudflare announced they're back up again!

...

For like 20 minutes.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a computer and the word and written on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a computer and the word and written on it
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Wait. So Cloudflare is down, taking down OpenAI and Twitter in the affected areas. Their team is working on it and are posting updates to Twitter, exclusively.

... Does anyone else see the issue with that coms strategy?
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Is this Weekly Dinner Menu leaning too heavily into cream sauces?

Mon: Pan seared chicken in leek sauce w/ mashed potatoes
Tues: Cajun alfredo penne w/ sausage & broccoli
Wed: N/A (Photoshoot)
Thurs: Dim sum and tasting wines for Thanksgiving
Fri: Pulled pork burrito
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
People are starting to realize the endgame of the current censorship wave, but how do you make a positive argument in favor of smut?

Even knowing that everything people in power don’t like will be declared smut eventually, the culture has no defense against “Think of the children!” 1/
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Mochabelle needs a favor.
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Any tips for building this uma? 🐎

cont. comm for @ravenshade.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM