Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️
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Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️
@mirandarosalise.bsky.social
just Mira, please. She/her.
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Should have got myself one of these instead
Help this already took me out once and I’m afraid if I let it loop again I might literally die.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
That’s such a monumentally stupid way to rig something. Really? You think that you’re going to put 8 legs on a very specific player’s action more than once, and a trader isn’t gonna catch that? We used to have a better class of point shaver.
Emmanuel Clase and fellow Guardian pitcher Luis Ortiz were charged today with wire fraud and several counts of conspiracy in a pitch-speed scheme.

An indictment revealed numerous texts, calls and money trails that connect the pitchers with several bettors.
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I normally don’t go for the obtuse comparisons but like, I’m imagining Senate Democrats putting down their guns and letting the SS continue to carry off people for the showers, and while they’re going, they say some shit like “Germany will remember Nazi intransigence every time a furnace lights up”
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
They’ve been doing this for decades. They had a similar thing to make sure that the public option and single payer were DOA during the Obama presidency. It’s a sham. Liberals can never be trusted, never.
Important to understand this. There's a reasonable chance that your Dem Senator who voted against it and is acting mad now was in on the play. It's the same reason why they scheduled the surrender for AFTER the election this week. They didn't want people pissed at Dems right before an election.
The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
In my experience, you shed some people, but keep others. It sifts away people who genuinely treasure you from those that are just using you.
okay but what if i've been mediating my personality through acts of service to others for so long that that's what makes me endearing and as i slowly begin to want things for myself i feel less, like, safe, or fun to be around, or like not as good somehow and wind up being less than i think i am
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Yeah I think I’m going to really enjoy watching Janiah Barker aura farming in the paint this year. Just an absolute brick wall.
November 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I want to know what this means. Can anyone explain to me what dark clout or accountability chat is
November 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Just watched two men beat the shit out of each other on broadway outside Annapurna. Both accusing the other of stealing a phone.

Winner walked off while 3 Seattle cops just stared at the other, who was pleading for help. No one did anything. The guy just walked away.

Seattle’ finest right there.
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Inspiring. Can’t wait for him to back up those words by calling off his state police that have been assisting ICE’s reign of terror.
From the top rope
November 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
honestly I feel pretty good about this team. They have plenty of time to figure things out and the upside once they do is very high. Definitely needs to be back in the S16 at the very minimum, and they might be good enough to make a run to the F4
November 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Tough break there. Correct call by Coach, putting the ball in Cooper’s hands and getting her a 1:1 look. Just gotta make those.
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
GIVE HER THE BALL, COACH!
Janiah barker is a grown ass woman and I’m excited to see her square up in conference play
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
We need to see at least one situation this year where it’s unclear if one of them has fouled out and just done a little jersey swap in the tunnel to come back in.
Not sure whether I’m more amused by the idea of Kim Caldwell using the Pauldo twins on the same unit so they’re on the floor together, or splitting them up so they’re always replacing each other, but I know I can’t wait to watch Tennessee and I wholeheartedly endorse all twin shenanigans. #NCAAWBB
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Janiah barker is a grown ass woman and I’m excited to see her square up in conference play
November 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
man fuck geno aureimma. no amount of winning will ever make you a good person.
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Everywhere I go, I just see his face. RIP king 😭🙏
NES Longplay [295] Duck Hunt
YouTube video by World of Longplays
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November 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
*sobbing, muttering “god damnit he’s cooked my ass*

“Bars unfortunately”
November 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Massive respect to all the gen z haters working today. Many of y’all weren’t even conscious during these events. Just hating for the love of the game.
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Lost Highway (Lynch, 1997)
November 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You know there’s a naming crisis with tgirls when your friend warns you about an abuser who shares the same name as her, and that abuser works in a very specific industry, and you run into someone with that name in that industry who is NOT the same person

There’s 3 different Zoeys (no relation) wtf
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Given that I severely injured my hamstring yesterday, I am glad I didn’t have to watch Jayden Daniels experience that elbow injury. I tuned out and started watching something else just in time 😬
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Literally like, a primordial bacterium swimming in the oceans 2 billion years ago decided to zig instead of zag. And as a consequence, we did not get to see this happen
There’s a very close parallel universe where those guys run into each other and the ball gets down and we just watched a 100-year play.
November 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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I just want to say Thank You to the mlb! Fans, please join me in saying Thank You to the mlb.
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM