Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️
mirandarosalise.bsky.social
Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️
@mirandarosalise.bsky.social
just Mira, please. She/her.
*sobbing, muttering “god damnit he’s cooked my ass*

“Bars unfortunately”
November 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Not a good time, Sleeper!
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Ouch
November 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Literally the only game that I go back and watch at least once a year, that Halloween game against Kentucky. I was so close to cashing the best bet I ever placed (and I made a long career out of making good bets!)
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
You’ve been visited by the creepy gay skeleton! Strong bones will come to you but only if you say “thank ms estrogen”
October 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Well, that was quick!
October 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
14th inning? All I can think about is my beautiful boys. What could have been
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Every kind of homosexual is welcome here, as evidenced by the Ube pancakes.
October 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Wow what a terrible thing to say! I can’t believe it! He’s so unserious!
October 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I love how these beltway people can’t help but tell on themselves. One of his consultants quit not because of the Nazi tattoos or the bigotry, but because he wasn’t “serious”. The things she cites here are among the least offensive reveals from this oppo dump.
October 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Like this is what the US xinhua news app looks like. Xinhua is a massive media organization in China, and they’re really not sending their best when it comes to English-language public diplomacy.
October 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I didn’t know it was possible for me to cry about a sports result anymore. I get it now. I get why you people are so fucking weird about baseball.

I’ll forever be grateful to the 2025 Seattle Mariners in the same way I’m grateful to this guy: they got me through some pretty rough times in my life.
October 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Breaking: Football expert Darrell Taylor has his pick in for the Third Saturday in October. What he says may shock you.
October 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
“Tayler Green, the Alpha… and Omega Blake, the Omega…”

football announcers are never beating the unintentionally horny allegations
October 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Utterly baffling
October 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
AI stays undefeated (yes, that’s the only “job”-related email in the stack)
October 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Environmental storytelling
October 15, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I will report back if I see one in cap hill but you’re probably right.
October 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I think I know I’m becoming an elder because I start making jokes like this with my cis friends and they get really nervous and unsure if they’re allowed to laugh
October 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Dudes rock 2025
October 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
October 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This was the pride night promo, it’s a rainbow Stanley cup. They’re like the Subaru marketing department. They know what they’re doing
October 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Yes, that’s what the holocaust denier said. It’s also what you just said about the residents of Gaza:
October 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
October 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
existence is pain for a mariners fan but at least I looked cute today
October 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM