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mike 🛫
@mikeytheasian.bsky.social
I make computers work | 🇨🇳🇺🇸 #avgeek Views are my own and do not represent those of my employers. Pitt Man. he/him
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
never trust your feelings after 9pm
July 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
greg biffle 3M fact of the day:
Sometimes I worry that I’ve peaked and that I don’t have anywhere to go further up
June 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
greg biffle 3M fact of the day:

yard work is exhausting
June 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
greg biffle 3M fact of the day: I don’t think I’m dysphoric but it would be cool to be able to swap between being a guy and a girl at will
June 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
greg biffle 3M fact of the day: I worry that I’ve stagnated at my job but I’m terrified of rocking the boat because of how bad the job market is right now
June 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
greg biffle 3M fact of the day: I need to use this app more
June 3, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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I’m tempted to say a few things about last night’s tragedy. But I won’t. And you shouldn’t, either.

Let the NTSB do its job.
January 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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16 years ago today, in the face of dual engine failures caused by bird strikes, US1549 landed on the Hudson with everyone on board safely evacuating the aircraft thanks to the incredible efforts of the pilots and cabin crew.

flightradar24.com/data/pinned/...
January 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Over 73 Million Sharks Killed Every Year for Fins
YouTube video by WIRED
youtu.be
November 23, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Pitt football time baby
November 23, 2024 at 9:34 PM
what the dog doin
November 20, 2024 at 2:40 AM
It turns out: if your sponsored posts are bad (read: any one of the ads that emanate hitlerparticles on Twitter) i will ignore them, but if your sponsored posts are “merch of a Chicago CTA train but it’s a cat and the logo says “CAT”” I’ll gladly buy it

(get one @ @raygun-shirts.bsky.social)
November 19, 2024 at 1:57 PM
50 yard qb draw hahahahahaha
November 16, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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November 10, 2024 at 6:46 AM
posting on Bluesky just doesn’t have the juice yet, I’m sorry to say
November 15, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Names and home addresses on referee uniforms NOW
November 10, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Pitt football, baby
November 10, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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hey #pittbs I made us a starter pack go.bsky.app/FnkRQdk
November 7, 2024 at 2:42 AM
woke up to like 50 new followers this morning wtf

*checks notes*

ah i see that my position in Pitt Twitter has been monumentalized
November 7, 2024 at 4:42 PM
November 6, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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posting "Gentle reminder that it's okay to unplug today and take care of yourself. Pass it on." immediately before commencing a 19-hour, 277-post meltdown
November 5, 2024 at 3:05 PM
757-200
August 24, 2023 at 6:40 PM
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this little guy is the nick castellanos of apps. it only sends me this notification when i’m in the middle of like four things. no! i pretty much never am! but it’s too endearing to uninstall
July 27, 2023 at 3:55 PM
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i'm sick and tired of people using this platform just to have fun and clown around
July 19, 2023 at 8:09 PM