mikenealis.bsky.social
@mikenealis.bsky.social
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#Recall: Cobelae Busy Books; The toy books violate the small parts ban because the beads can loosen and detach from the product, posing a deadly choking hazard. Get replacement. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
February 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Me: They have powdered Celsius now. You can pour it in your regular Celsius now. It's nearly Kelvin.

Coworker: Fucking nerd. (Affectionately)
February 5, 2026 at 2:21 PM
What ever happened to Cop City in Atlanta?
February 4, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Today I created a new user account and had the platform generate a one-time password.

The platform wouldn't accept the password that it generated because it didn't meet its own criteria.
February 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Timeline cleansing teenage crush? One of mine.
January 31, 2026 at 10:48 AM
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I post this link merely as a cultural curiosity and not so that anyone could print one if, say, whistles were banned. Obviously that would be wrong.
Who knew a retractable desktop vuvuzela is something we’d all want someday?
January 28, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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On the off-chance any attorneys in Ohio follow me: DM me and we’ll figure out how to get you trained ahead of this, but I gotta emphasize the mere fact of filing a 2241 petition (you’ll learn what this is!) makes a huge difference in what happens here, you can make difference
I know all eyes are on Minneapolis, but there's a fast-approaching nightmare in Springfield, Ohio.

Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3.

Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.
January 29, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I really wish these Toros would get out of the atmosphere.
January 27, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Can we have a tiny bit of Big Boat Stuck today, too?
Happy 6th "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" anniversary to those who celebrate! #Geology ⚒️
January 27, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Can we have a little bit of Boat Stuck too in these trying times?
Just a heads up, tomorrow is Large Boulder the size of a Small Boulder, hope you've done your shopping and holiday meal prep.
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
@warkittens.makeitbouncy.net how're things going with the weather up there? Are you doing OK, at least from a weather standpoint?
January 25, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Yall outside of MN need to know that observers are STILL out protecting their neighbors. Right now. They know the news and they’re still out there.
January 24, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Everyone, when I go outside this weekend:
January 23, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Throwback to 2010 and the Baltimore Snowpocalypse where delivery trucks couldn't get to some of the grocery stores because snow couldn't be moved fast enough.

youtu.be/kpxiCxO5k0g?...
AccuWeather.com Snowpocalypse Now! Meteorologist Freakout
YouTube video by Mike Carvalho
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 1:59 PM
It was the fuck around of times, it was the find out of tumes.
Delicious to me
January 23, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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You may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like.
January 22, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Has anyone taken the time to look at yesterday's video showing the President's big book of achievements and write out what was actually on the pages that were shown?
January 21, 2026 at 1:30 PM
GWAR covered Pink Pony Club and it's really good.

youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I?...
GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Optimus Prime says that freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

And when people act like it isn't, he reminds them that a suplex is ALSO the right of sentient beings.
January 15, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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8 January 1939 | Jewish boy of Polish origin, Victor Popiołek, was born in Merlebach.

He was deported to #Auschwitz from #Drancy on 6 November 1942. He was murdered in a gas chamber after the arrival selection.
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Children at Auschwitz: https://lekcja.auschwitz.org/dzieci_EN/
January 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
What fresh hell shall we face today?
January 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Well this is a new variety of rage I'm feeling.
"They found the coats on Thursday morning.

Fifteen winter coats. Good ones, not garbage. Hanging on the chain-link fence outside Lincoln Elementary.No note. No explanation. Just coats zipped up like ghosts waiting for bodies.

Principal Morris freaked out. Called the police. "Could be stolen"
December 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I started watching Hazbin Hotel, and it's fun and all, but mother fucking Keith "Why yes, that IS my voice" David just called someone a "damned fool" and I almost died laughing.

Seriously, had to take a hit of albuterol. I can't watch this anymore tonight.
December 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Officials in Tennessee asking for this can get bent.
Officials in Tennessee aren't just banning books, they're now demanding information on who checked out contested (largely LGBTQ+) books, including names, addresses, and "household composition."

A librarian who was given the directive has come forward asking for whistleblower protections.
Tennessee whistleblower says library board chair sought private data as part of state's book purge
A First Amendment expert told The Advocate that there are "huge" legal implications stemming from the situation.
www.advocate.com
December 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Drop a lawyer.
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM