MikeAmoryComedyClinician
@mikeamory.bsky.social
Therapist, Writer, Comedian
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The Year is 3024. Baseball has a 5 second pitch clock. Every inning starts with the bases loaded. Pitchers throw 125 mph and their arms fly off their bodies and explode like meat fireworks.
Fans are still complaining about the Yankees grooming policy.
Fans are still complaining about the Yankees grooming policy.
Okay, you can’t just name your kid two types of land.
Trade summary, per JackCurryYES:
Yankees get - Camilo Doval
Giants get - Jesus Rodriguez, Parks Harbor, Trystan Vrieling, one other player
Yankees get - Camilo Doval
Giants get - Jesus Rodriguez, Parks Harbor, Trystan Vrieling, one other player
July 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Okay, you can’t just name your kid two types of land.
Kirk Cousins, you are a New Yo…oh a chestburster just erupted out of his sternum.
Justin Fields was carted off the field at practice. Went down after a pass in 11 on 11 where he was pressured.
July 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Kirk Cousins, you are a New Yo…oh a chestburster just erupted out of his sternum.
Need a new variant of the brilliant @sammillerbb.bsky.social Rays trade tweet but for the Red Sox.
“HATE this trade for the Red Sox. What star did they give up? What dog shit return did they get back?”
“HATE this trade for the Red Sox. What star did they give up? What dog shit return did they get back?”
June 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Need a new variant of the brilliant @sammillerbb.bsky.social Rays trade tweet but for the Red Sox.
“HATE this trade for the Red Sox. What star did they give up? What dog shit return did they get back?”
“HATE this trade for the Red Sox. What star did they give up? What dog shit return did they get back?”
The front office smear campaign to local Boston media over the next few days is gonna be fantastic.
“Multiple anonymous sources reported Devers’ pre-game routine involved alternating Percocets with fried chicken while urinating on a picture of David Ortiz”
“Multiple anonymous sources reported Devers’ pre-game routine involved alternating Percocets with fried chicken while urinating on a picture of David Ortiz”
PerRed Sox sources: the team's feeling was that a $313.5M contract comes with responsibilities to do what is right for the team and that Devers did not live up to those responsibilities.
They had enough and they traded him.
They had enough and they traded him.
June 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The front office smear campaign to local Boston media over the next few days is gonna be fantastic.
“Multiple anonymous sources reported Devers’ pre-game routine involved alternating Percocets with fried chicken while urinating on a picture of David Ortiz”
“Multiple anonymous sources reported Devers’ pre-game routine involved alternating Percocets with fried chicken while urinating on a picture of David Ortiz”
Men will literally trade Rafael Devers for 50 cents on the dollar instead of doing to therapy
June 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Men will literally trade Rafael Devers for 50 cents on the dollar instead of doing to therapy
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What a payroll cap might look like in MLB, and why it's a very heavy lift before you even get into the labor ramifications.
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January 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
What a payroll cap might look like in MLB, and why it's a very heavy lift before you even get into the labor ramifications.
www.joesheehan.com
www.joesheehan.com
Giants team doctor looking at Verlander’s arm imaging
January 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Giants team doctor looking at Verlander’s arm imaging
Can't even imagine what this jury selection process is gonna be like.
"So what is your opinion on insurance?"
"Bro I love it, every time I go to GameStop I insure my games and praise the lord for the opportunity!"
"So what is your opinion on insurance?"
"Bro I love it, every time I go to GameStop I insure my games and praise the lord for the opportunity!"
December 9, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Can't even imagine what this jury selection process is gonna be like.
"So what is your opinion on insurance?"
"Bro I love it, every time I go to GameStop I insure my games and praise the lord for the opportunity!"
"So what is your opinion on insurance?"
"Bro I love it, every time I go to GameStop I insure my games and praise the lord for the opportunity!"
If pitchers really were committed to their craft, they'd tattoo their hand to look like a baseball.
November 28, 2024 at 11:59 PM
If pitchers really were committed to their craft, they'd tattoo their hand to look like a baseball.
These Things Will Make You Feel Better
1. Engaging with people in any capacity
2. Giving to others in whatever way you can
3. Movement, ideally done outside
4. Choosing to believe in something larger than yourself that gives you hope and motivation to work towards the future
1. Engaging with people in any capacity
2. Giving to others in whatever way you can
3. Movement, ideally done outside
4. Choosing to believe in something larger than yourself that gives you hope and motivation to work towards the future
November 6, 2024 at 7:45 PM
These Things Will Make You Feel Better
1. Engaging with people in any capacity
2. Giving to others in whatever way you can
3. Movement, ideally done outside
4. Choosing to believe in something larger than yourself that gives you hope and motivation to work towards the future
1. Engaging with people in any capacity
2. Giving to others in whatever way you can
3. Movement, ideally done outside
4. Choosing to believe in something larger than yourself that gives you hope and motivation to work towards the future
These Things Will Make You Feel Worse
1. Consuming endless content
2. ONLY posting content
3. Isolating
4. Choosing to believe there is no hope
1. Consuming endless content
2. ONLY posting content
3. Isolating
4. Choosing to believe there is no hope
November 6, 2024 at 7:45 PM
These Things Will Make You Feel Worse
1. Consuming endless content
2. ONLY posting content
3. Isolating
4. Choosing to believe there is no hope
1. Consuming endless content
2. ONLY posting content
3. Isolating
4. Choosing to believe there is no hope
A lot of my friends are in anguish after last night. I hope the following is helpful guidance in how to weather the storm.
This comes from years of studying these issues professionally and treating people for thousands of hours.
Take care of yourself and someone else.
This comes from years of studying these issues professionally and treating people for thousands of hours.
Take care of yourself and someone else.
November 6, 2024 at 7:45 PM
A lot of my friends are in anguish after last night. I hope the following is helpful guidance in how to weather the storm.
This comes from years of studying these issues professionally and treating people for thousands of hours.
Take care of yourself and someone else.
This comes from years of studying these issues professionally and treating people for thousands of hours.
Take care of yourself and someone else.
The Year is 3024. Baseball has a 5 second pitch clock. Every inning starts with the bases loaded. Pitchers throw 125 mph and their arms fly off their bodies and explode like meat fireworks.
Fans are still complaining about the Yankees grooming policy.
Fans are still complaining about the Yankees grooming policy.
October 24, 2024 at 8:32 PM
The Year is 3024. Baseball has a 5 second pitch clock. Every inning starts with the bases loaded. Pitchers throw 125 mph and their arms fly off their bodies and explode like meat fireworks.
Fans are still complaining about the Yankees grooming policy.
Fans are still complaining about the Yankees grooming policy.
When I go to McDonalds, I got an order for humans and I got an order for the kiosk. These are not the same order.
July 5, 2023 at 1:08 PM
When I go to McDonalds, I got an order for humans and I got an order for the kiosk. These are not the same order.
Excited to join this site and see if I can upgrade my personality disorder into full-blown psychosis!
July 4, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Excited to join this site and see if I can upgrade my personality disorder into full-blown psychosis!
I practice the Pac-Man Method theory of therapy. I grow my mental illness bigger and bigger so it can eat all the littler mental illnesses my patients have.
July 3, 2023 at 9:38 PM
I practice the Pac-Man Method theory of therapy. I grow my mental illness bigger and bigger so it can eat all the littler mental illnesses my patients have.
Being a therapist and also mentally is like knowing all the answers to the test but somehow bombing it
July 3, 2023 at 1:27 PM
Being a therapist and also mentally is like knowing all the answers to the test but somehow bombing it