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Mikayla ✨
@mikayla.bsky.social
· Nov 17
This meeting could have been a ceremony
my first year at burning man it rained so hard we couldn’t leave so I went to a bar and the only way to have a drink was to let a hot MILF spit vodka directly into my mouth and that’s what got me going back every year. fuck you
January 22, 2026 at 6:32 AM
my first year at burning man it rained so hard we couldn’t leave so I went to a bar and the only way to have a drink was to let a hot MILF spit vodka directly into my mouth and that’s what got me going back every year. fuck you
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jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
contorting the entirety of my personage into a legible image
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
contorting the entirety of my personage into a legible image
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the funniest thing I've ever read was in the comments section of a doomsday prepper PDF torrent. someone said "thank you for this... when shit hits the fan I know what I'll be reading..."
December 31, 2025 at 12:05 AM
the funniest thing I've ever read was in the comments section of a doomsday prepper PDF torrent. someone said "thank you for this... when shit hits the fan I know what I'll be reading..."
sorry I’m late, I’m so ssorry for being late,, there was a guy punching cars outside my house so I walked directly into traffic to avoid him
December 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
sorry I’m late, I’m so ssorry for being late,, there was a guy punching cars outside my house so I walked directly into traffic to avoid him
Oakland looks so different now! Where did all the potholes on Grand Ave go? I used those for wayfinding
December 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Oakland looks so different now! Where did all the potholes on Grand Ave go? I used those for wayfinding
the purpose of books is to own them. “My favorite book is Snow Crash”, they say. “Oh, I have that one”, you say. Your job is complete
December 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
the purpose of books is to own them. “My favorite book is Snow Crash”, they say. “Oh, I have that one”, you say. Your job is complete
The SF power outage today was wild. I walked all around soaking in the chaos
December 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM
The SF power outage today was wild. I walked all around soaking in the chaos
I’ve got nothing against bits. I’m always doing a bit. In some way or another.
I’m just careful in choosing a bit ‘cause i know if you’re making a face when the winds change it’ll stick that way
I’m just careful in choosing a bit ‘cause i know if you’re making a face when the winds change it’ll stick that way
December 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I’ve got nothing against bits. I’m always doing a bit. In some way or another.
I’m just careful in choosing a bit ‘cause i know if you’re making a face when the winds change it’ll stick that way
I’m just careful in choosing a bit ‘cause i know if you’re making a face when the winds change it’ll stick that way
I still prefer this version
December 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I still prefer this version
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Cis lesbians supporting trans people more than trans people is something I am going to have to sit down in a chair and think about for awhile
December 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Cis lesbians supporting trans people more than trans people is something I am going to have to sit down in a chair and think about for awhile
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"current hormone loadout"
That legit makes me sound like a cyborg and I freaking dig it.
That legit makes me sound like a cyborg and I freaking dig it.
December 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"current hormone loadout"
That legit makes me sound like a cyborg and I freaking dig it.
That legit makes me sound like a cyborg and I freaking dig it.
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it rocks seeing so many trans people shoot film lately. I love that we are all leaving tangible records of what matters to us and what we find beautiful
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
it rocks seeing so many trans people shoot film lately. I love that we are all leaving tangible records of what matters to us and what we find beautiful
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People will tell you that the greatest Feud is the 100-year battle between the Hatfields and The McCoys, but actually it's opening a Lyft and Uber app at the same time and then pretending to choose rides between them and watching them each flip out and start trying to change your worldview
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
People will tell you that the greatest Feud is the 100-year battle between the Hatfields and The McCoys, but actually it's opening a Lyft and Uber app at the same time and then pretending to choose rides between them and watching them each flip out and start trying to change your worldview
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i just asked my wife of five years if she was ready to celebrate happy honda days this year and she finally revealed to me she comes from a toyotathon family im gonna be sick
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
i just asked my wife of five years if she was ready to celebrate happy honda days this year and she finally revealed to me she comes from a toyotathon family im gonna be sick
i am so sorry. please forgive me. but i forgot your name again. i know its just a single letter of the alphabet but i cant remember if its E, or B, or C, or Z, or G, or A, or
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i am so sorry. please forgive me. but i forgot your name again. i know its just a single letter of the alphabet but i cant remember if its E, or B, or C, or Z, or G, or A, or
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ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
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Periodic reminder that it is a common cyberpunk trope that the internet has already completely collapsed into ruins under the weight of scams and spam and malware at least once before the story actually begins.
November 14, 2023 at 2:56 AM
Periodic reminder that it is a common cyberpunk trope that the internet has already completely collapsed into ruins under the weight of scams and spam and malware at least once before the story actually begins.
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Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
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This is no noble conquest to bring you peace, or value, or power. There is no treasure here for your
beautiful
living
future hands.
beautiful
living
future hands.
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This is no noble conquest to bring you peace, or value, or power. There is no treasure here for your
beautiful
living
future hands.
beautiful
living
future hands.
This meeting could have been a ceremony
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This meeting could have been a ceremony