Mikayla ✨
@mikayla.bsky.social
feral transsexual gasping for breath
Pinned
This meeting could have been a ceremony
This meeting could have been a ceremony
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This meeting could have been a ceremony
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I have two modes: Mode 1, or as I like to call it: “Mode A”, and Mode 2, otherwise known as “Mode B”
March 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I have two modes: Mode 1, or as I like to call it: “Mode A”, and Mode 2, otherwise known as “Mode B”
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I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
lithub.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
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we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed
I wanted bottom surgery so I went to Australia and got top surgery
November 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I wanted bottom surgery so I went to Australia and got top surgery
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that's me in the corner
that's me in the float point
losing my precision
that's me in the float point
losing my precision
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
that's me in the corner
that's me in the float point
losing my precision
that's me in the float point
losing my precision
doctor: to prepare for your MRI please ensure you have no stray metal in your body, as it could get sucked out by the powerful magnet
me: got it
doctor: we will now inject metal directly into your body
me: understood
me: got it
doctor: we will now inject metal directly into your body
me: understood
October 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
doctor: to prepare for your MRI please ensure you have no stray metal in your body, as it could get sucked out by the powerful magnet
me: got it
doctor: we will now inject metal directly into your body
me: understood
me: got it
doctor: we will now inject metal directly into your body
me: understood
I would like to invent an entirely new aesthetic category
October 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I would like to invent an entirely new aesthetic category
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That’s too much baseball
October 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
That’s too much baseball
Stay alive at all costs.
October 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Stay alive at all costs.
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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects
September 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects
a useful thoughtform I employ is “giving gifts to my future self” — I’m at the mercy of the one who packed my bag this morning, the one who slept last night, the one who got groceries. And they’re all me. So if I keep my future self in mind when doing things, they stack and my days get better
October 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
a useful thoughtform I employ is “giving gifts to my future self” — I’m at the mercy of the one who packed my bag this morning, the one who slept last night, the one who got groceries. And they’re all me. So if I keep my future self in mind when doing things, they stack and my days get better
my partner asked “where did all the hipsters go?” and looked it up and the answer was harrowing. they never went anywhere. hipster culture just dissolved into the mainstream. everything the hipsters liked is now popular. We all got fully colonized
October 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
my partner asked “where did all the hipsters go?” and looked it up and the answer was harrowing. they never went anywhere. hipster culture just dissolved into the mainstream. everything the hipsters liked is now popular. We all got fully colonized
every moment is training for the next one
October 18, 2025 at 9:48 AM
every moment is training for the next one
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Dreamed last night that Skrillex, an artist I have never listened to and am unsure if he still does stuff, released a CBD drink called Skrelax. “The ultimate in skrelaxation”. Ok
October 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Dreamed last night that Skrillex, an artist I have never listened to and am unsure if he still does stuff, released a CBD drink called Skrelax. “The ultimate in skrelaxation”. Ok
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las vegas is crazy dude. not a real place just a big psychic trap
October 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
las vegas is crazy dude. not a real place just a big psychic trap
this Cybersecurity Awareness Month I hope you all have safety, security, and awareness of the word “Cyber”
October 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
this Cybersecurity Awareness Month I hope you all have safety, security, and awareness of the word “Cyber”
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oh wow big deal a computer is wrong on the internet i do that every fuckign day
May 25, 2024 at 4:28 AM
oh wow big deal a computer is wrong on the internet i do that every fuckign day
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I am a Man of Constant Sbarro
September 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I am a Man of Constant Sbarro
a bunny told me “your new life will cost you your old one”
September 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
a bunny told me “your new life will cost you your old one”
This weekend was wholesome. Next weekend is Folsom
September 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This weekend was wholesome. Next weekend is Folsom
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Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.
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this is not the end of days sorry you don’t get to crawl under the covers and wait for death to come. you and i have to find a fight to join *even if that fight isn’t won in our lifetimes* because we aren’t so fucking special that we get to take our ball and go home
September 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
this is not the end of days sorry you don’t get to crawl under the covers and wait for death to come. you and i have to find a fight to join *even if that fight isn’t won in our lifetimes* because we aren’t so fucking special that we get to take our ball and go home
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What we're seeing in the "don't sign up for protests" discourse is what Paulo Freire described as the convert's failure to trust the knowledge of the oppressed. As the convert tries to stand in solidarity with the oppressed, they refuse to let go of a world where they were the authority by default.
September 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
What we're seeing in the "don't sign up for protests" discourse is what Paulo Freire described as the convert's failure to trust the knowledge of the oppressed. As the convert tries to stand in solidarity with the oppressed, they refuse to let go of a world where they were the authority by default.
I’m sitting here admiring the engineering of an uncrustable. The jelly is encased in a pocket of peanut butter, and protects the bread from getting soggy. That’s incredible
September 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m sitting here admiring the engineering of an uncrustable. The jelly is encased in a pocket of peanut butter, and protects the bread from getting soggy. That’s incredible