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hubris connoisseur. lover of vibeo gam. here 4 hedonism. every day in every way innovating new methods to tell doomerism to fuck off.
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I like to dabble in ms paint every now and then
January 27, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I like to dabble in ms paint every now and then
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fruit by the foot but it’s smoked salmon
January 26, 2026 at 11:55 PM
fruit by the foot but it’s smoked salmon
WAAAAAAH LOOKIT THE GOUF AND THE Z'GOK IM CRY
January 26, 2026 at 11:00 PM
WAAAAAAH LOOKIT THE GOUF AND THE Z'GOK IM CRY
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"what have you been watching lately"
January 26, 2026 at 8:54 PM
"what have you been watching lately"
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whenever i say fujo, there is no gender implied. rot transcends the bounds of gender
January 26, 2026 at 8:40 PM
whenever i say fujo, there is no gender implied. rot transcends the bounds of gender
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I'm just really grateful I don't have to hear garrison keillor slowly and folkily say anything about what's happening rn in MN
January 26, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I'm just really grateful I don't have to hear garrison keillor slowly and folkily say anything about what's happening rn in MN
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stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
their only succor can and must be the sweet relief they will feel when the metal of their service sidearm hits their tongue
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 6:59 PM
their only succor can and must be the sweet relief they will feel when the metal of their service sidearm hits their tongue
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filing this as a reminder to everyone who writes off Arizona as a “Red State That Deserves To Suffer.” We are a Red Dead Redemption state and the state motto is “You’re Not My Real Dad.”
January 26, 2026 at 6:35 PM
filing this as a reminder to everyone who writes off Arizona as a “Red State That Deserves To Suffer.” We are a Red Dead Redemption state and the state motto is “You’re Not My Real Dad.”
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Cannot wait for this to leak immediately
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Cannot wait for this to leak immediately
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I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage
the only reasonable presumption is that kanye's back on state-or-otherwise-externally-mandated effexor xr
January 26, 2026 at 5:14 PM
the only reasonable presumption is that kanye's back on state-or-otherwise-externally-mandated effexor xr
don't care. wall
Tom Suozzi, one of the 7 House Dems who voted for the DHS bill: "I failed to view the DHS funding vote as a referendum on the illegal and immoral conduct of ICE in Minneapolis... I have long been critical of ICE’s unlawful behavior and I must do a better job demonstrating that."
January 26, 2026 at 5:04 PM
don't care. wall
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this tweet means a lot to me
March 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
this tweet means a lot to me
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IM A ROIDED OUT TRANSSEXUAL SLEEPER CELL IN A TERF-FAB GENDER STUDIES CLASS PERFORMING EVIL MASCULINITY THIS SHIT AINT NOTHING TO ME MAN
January 26, 2026 at 4:44 PM
IM A ROIDED OUT TRANSSEXUAL SLEEPER CELL IN A TERF-FAB GENDER STUDIES CLASS PERFORMING EVIL MASCULINITY THIS SHIT AINT NOTHING TO ME MAN
will stancil really puting those Being An Annoying Twat skills to WORK (positively!) today god bless
January 26, 2026 at 4:01 AM
will stancil really puting those Being An Annoying Twat skills to WORK (positively!) today god bless
by golly, it's a Gouf torso! with poor panel lining!
January 26, 2026 at 3:51 AM
by golly, it's a Gouf torso! with poor panel lining!
me, buying a small hobby toolkit last month: it's a great price but i think ill only need the nipper for now
me now: [swaps between hobby knife and sanding sticks on this MG Gouf] SO MANY SPURS. WHY WON'T THIS PIECE FLUSH FIT???????
me now: [swaps between hobby knife and sanding sticks on this MG Gouf] SO MANY SPURS. WHY WON'T THIS PIECE FLUSH FIT???????
January 26, 2026 at 2:16 AM
me, buying a small hobby toolkit last month: it's a great price but i think ill only need the nipper for now
me now: [swaps between hobby knife and sanding sticks on this MG Gouf] SO MANY SPURS. WHY WON'T THIS PIECE FLUSH FIT???????
me now: [swaps between hobby knife and sanding sticks on this MG Gouf] SO MANY SPURS. WHY WON'T THIS PIECE FLUSH FIT???????
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