Michael Jones
@michaeljones2023.bsky.social
Socialist, Woke, Ally, #CPTSD, #CSA survivor, Bluesky Member #954,415.
#MDANT #Wembury #CancerSucks
AKA @MichaelJAgain
#MDANT #Wembury #CancerSucks
AKA @MichaelJAgain
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People of Bluesky! Let’s get to know each other better. What is your all time favorite TV Show?
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Attendees at the FIFA Peace Prize award ceremony report Trump's acceptance speech couldn't be heard over the sound of exploding fishing boats.
December 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Attendees at the FIFA Peace Prize award ceremony report Trump's acceptance speech couldn't be heard over the sound of exploding fishing boats.
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10 TICKETS LEFT.
www.bunnymen.com/tour/
www.bunnymen.com/tour/
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
10 TICKETS LEFT.
www.bunnymen.com/tour/
www.bunnymen.com/tour/
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he’s already a superstar on wheels!
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
he’s already a superstar on wheels!
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This is Ricky. He was found paralyzed in a ditch along a rural road with a bullet in his spine. Thanks to your support of our merch, @15outof10.org was able to cover his $4,000 mobility care including physical therapy, laser therapy, and leg braces. He's now thriving in a forever home ❤️🩹
December 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This is Ricky. He was found paralyzed in a ditch along a rural road with a bullet in his spine. Thanks to your support of our merch, @15outof10.org was able to cover his $4,000 mobility care including physical therapy, laser therapy, and leg braces. He's now thriving in a forever home ❤️🩹
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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A colleague messaged me to ask my thoughts about Netanyahu's craven ask for a presidential pardon for his corruption crimes, for which he has been indicted and the evasion of which is not unrelated to his prolonging of the atrocities in Gaza.
Here's what I said: 1/x
Here's what I said: 1/x
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
A colleague messaged me to ask my thoughts about Netanyahu's craven ask for a presidential pardon for his corruption crimes, for which he has been indicted and the evasion of which is not unrelated to his prolonging of the atrocities in Gaza.
Here's what I said: 1/x
Here's what I said: 1/x
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Lithgow saying that a family friend with a trans kid came to him and literally said “please don’t do this” and he did it anyway really gives the game away. they don’t not know
Once again thinking about every actor trying to justify taking the money for the new HP series.
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Lithgow saying that a family friend with a trans kid came to him and literally said “please don’t do this” and he did it anyway really gives the game away. they don’t not know
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Just a reminder that if you see someone stealing a small toy from a big box store, no you didn't
But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is
December 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Just a reminder that if you see someone stealing a small toy from a big box store, no you didn't
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When I got hired at my last restaurant one of the line cooks found out I was in comedy and then proceeded to ask me for weeks to "Tell him a joke' multiple times a shift until I threatened to stab him with a fork.
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
When I got hired at my last restaurant one of the line cooks found out I was in comedy and then proceeded to ask me for weeks to "Tell him a joke' multiple times a shift until I threatened to stab him with a fork.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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CONGRATULATIONS #ForeverCanadian volunteers!
Elections Alberta just informed me that our Forever Canadian petition is approved! Your hard work and love for Canada paid off!
Now, the Premier must do the right thing and call for a vote in the Legislature.
www.elections.ab.ca/citizen-init...
Elections Alberta just informed me that our Forever Canadian petition is approved! Your hard work and love for Canada paid off!
Now, the Premier must do the right thing and call for a vote in the Legislature.
www.elections.ab.ca/citizen-init...
Citizen Initiative Petition Verification Completed, Results Announced - Elections Alberta
EDMONTON – Elections Alberta has completed verification for the “Alberta Forever Canada” citizen initiative petition. Alberta’s Chief Electoral Officer, Gordon McClure, has determined under section 10...
www.elections.ab.ca
December 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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i know nobody likes ads so please don't get mad at me for this, but the people who make the free entertainment those ads are interrupting don't usually have any control over the length, frequency, volume, or content of those ads. i hate them, too & it hurts my feelings when you yell at me about them
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
i know nobody likes ads so please don't get mad at me for this, but the people who make the free entertainment those ads are interrupting don't usually have any control over the length, frequency, volume, or content of those ads. i hate them, too & it hurts my feelings when you yell at me about them
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Would everybody please buy my fucking book?
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Would everybody please buy my fucking book?
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24 years ago today George Harrison took another step towards moksha. Earlier this year I compiled a People’s Playlist of his music guided by scores of Bluesky responders. Each song here is somebody’s very favourite George-related track. Three hours, ’63-‘01. Enjoy.
open.spotify.com/playlist/1xv...
open.spotify.com/playlist/1xv...
What Is Life: George Harrison, the People's Playlist
open.spotify.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 AM
24 years ago today George Harrison took another step towards moksha. Earlier this year I compiled a People’s Playlist of his music guided by scores of Bluesky responders. Each song here is somebody’s very favourite George-related track. Three hours, ’63-‘01. Enjoy.
open.spotify.com/playlist/1xv...
open.spotify.com/playlist/1xv...
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Recently went to a @plaidcymru.bsky.social event where the numbers were surprisingly high and included a lot of former Labour supporters.
Based on my anecdotal experience I honestly suspect Labour will be obliterated in Wales next year.
Based on my anecdotal experience I honestly suspect Labour will be obliterated in Wales next year.
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Recently went to a @plaidcymru.bsky.social event where the numbers were surprisingly high and included a lot of former Labour supporters.
Based on my anecdotal experience I honestly suspect Labour will be obliterated in Wales next year.
Based on my anecdotal experience I honestly suspect Labour will be obliterated in Wales next year.
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On sale now.
Delightfully vitriolic.👺
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Plus Dec 30 and 31 in San Francisco
For Drinks and Album Making
Punchline San Francisco Bitches🌉
With @jackiekashian.bsky.social !!!
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Delightfully vitriolic.👺
Like you.
"Free State Of California"
lnk.to/freestateofc...
Plus Dec 30 and 31 in San Francisco
For Drinks and Album Making
Punchline San Francisco Bitches🌉
With @jackiekashian.bsky.social !!!
punchlinecomedyclub.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
On sale now.
Delightfully vitriolic.👺
Like you.
"Free State Of California"
lnk.to/freestateofc...
Plus Dec 30 and 31 in San Francisco
For Drinks and Album Making
Punchline San Francisco Bitches🌉
With @jackiekashian.bsky.social !!!
punchlinecomedyclub.com
Delightfully vitriolic.👺
Like you.
"Free State Of California"
lnk.to/freestateofc...
Plus Dec 30 and 31 in San Francisco
For Drinks and Album Making
Punchline San Francisco Bitches🌉
With @jackiekashian.bsky.social !!!
punchlinecomedyclub.com
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!