Mike Hasko
@michaelhasko.com
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He/Him
Mastodon - @mhasko@kind.social
You might know me as @mhasko from the bird site
He/Him
Mastodon - @mhasko@kind.social
You might know me as @mhasko from the bird site
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Mike Hasko
@michaelhasko.com
· Nov 20
BlueSky Tip: Follow feeds, create lists, and follow tonnes of people and make sure to add them to at least one of your lists, and remove the default 'Following' view, or at least move it to the bottom of your pinned views
Curate your experience with different views helps get more out of the app.
Curate your experience with different views helps get more out of the app.
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Zankoku na tenshi no you ni
Shounen yo shinwa ni naaaaaaaaaaaaaaareeeee
Shounen yo shinwa ni naaaaaaaaaaaaaaareeeee
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Zankoku na tenshi no you ni
Shounen yo shinwa ni naaaaaaaaaaaaaaareeeee
Shounen yo shinwa ni naaaaaaaaaaaaaaareeeee
It took me a year to believe it was over
And it took me two more to get over the loss, woah-woah
I took a beating when you wrote me those letters
And every time I remembered the taste of your lip gloss
Enid, we never really knew each other anyway
Enid, we never really knew each other anyway
And it took me two more to get over the loss, woah-woah
I took a beating when you wrote me those letters
And every time I remembered the taste of your lip gloss
Enid, we never really knew each other anyway
Enid, we never really knew each other anyway
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
It took me a year to believe it was over
And it took me two more to get over the loss, woah-woah
I took a beating when you wrote me those letters
And every time I remembered the taste of your lip gloss
Enid, we never really knew each other anyway
Enid, we never really knew each other anyway
And it took me two more to get over the loss, woah-woah
I took a beating when you wrote me those letters
And every time I remembered the taste of your lip gloss
Enid, we never really knew each other anyway
Enid, we never really knew each other anyway
Everybody knows, that the world is full of stupid people, so meet me at the mission at midnight, we'll divvy up there.
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Everybody knows, that the world is full of stupid people, so meet me at the mission at midnight, we'll divvy up there.
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Trump just threw Elise Stefanik under a bus that Mamdani just made free.
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Trump just threw Elise Stefanik under a bus that Mamdani just made free.
When I need to microwave something for a minute or a minute and a half, I find it Wrong to enter 1-0-0 or 1-3-0 as the time. 6-0 or 9-0 is Correct capital c. The other way is Wrong capital w.
This perfectly describes my personality.
This perfectly describes my personality.
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
When I need to microwave something for a minute or a minute and a half, I find it Wrong to enter 1-0-0 or 1-3-0 as the time. 6-0 or 9-0 is Correct capital c. The other way is Wrong capital w.
This perfectly describes my personality.
This perfectly describes my personality.
Reposted by Mike Hasko
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
This is my first full season of #curling . I'm in Pittsburgh CC's Future league (everyone under 2 full years of playing made up of static teams) and a casual Saturday morning drop in league.
Every game I've played so far this year, my team has had less points than the other other team.
Every game I've played so far this year, my team has had less points than the other other team.
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is my first full season of #curling . I'm in Pittsburgh CC's Future league (everyone under 2 full years of playing made up of static teams) and a casual Saturday morning drop in league.
Every game I've played so far this year, my team has had less points than the other other team.
Every game I've played so far this year, my team has had less points than the other other team.
Reposted by Mike Hasko
The person-hours lost, seconds at a time, because "United States Minor Outlying Islands" sorts before "United States of America"
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The person-hours lost, seconds at a time, because "United States Minor Outlying Islands" sorts before "United States of America"
Reposted by Mike Hasko
G'raha Tia's voice actor and, apparently, movie and television actor Jonathan Bailey got voted People's Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, apparently the first openly gay man to do so!
mfw
mfw
a woman with pink hair and red eyes is holding a blue sword in her hand .
Alt: G'raha Tia, a catboy with red hair, gives a thumbs up
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 AM
G'raha Tia's voice actor and, apparently, movie and television actor Jonathan Bailey got voted People's Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, apparently the first openly gay man to do so!
mfw
mfw
Reposted by Mike Hasko
i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
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So “Mountbatten Windsor” is an extra strong FU, right?
The royal family is “Windsor,” representatives of the state. But as a courtesy to Prince Phillip, the old queen decided that non-royal descendants would have the double barreled surname.
The royal family is “Windsor,” representatives of the state. But as a courtesy to Prince Phillip, the old queen decided that non-royal descendants would have the double barreled surname.
October 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
So “Mountbatten Windsor” is an extra strong FU, right?
The royal family is “Windsor,” representatives of the state. But as a courtesy to Prince Phillip, the old queen decided that non-royal descendants would have the double barreled surname.
The royal family is “Windsor,” representatives of the state. But as a courtesy to Prince Phillip, the old queen decided that non-royal descendants would have the double barreled surname.
When a Pez collector makes it to the Pez factory and museum.
October 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
When a Pez collector makes it to the Pez factory and museum.
I would call Trump a secret Canadian, finishing what they started during the War of 1812, but that'd be an insult to Canadians.
Still, time for an update on this song me thinks:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7jl...
Still, time for an update on this song me thinks:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7jl...
War of 1812 - Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
YouTube video by ciniful
www.youtube.com
October 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I would call Trump a secret Canadian, finishing what they started during the War of 1812, but that'd be an insult to Canadians.
Still, time for an update on this song me thinks:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7jl...
Still, time for an update on this song me thinks:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7jl...
Reposted by Mike Hasko
Purdue to the rescue of IU student newspaper, whose institution was attempting censorship. Details in alt!
October 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Purdue to the rescue of IU student newspaper, whose institution was attempting censorship. Details in alt!
Awww, NBC didn't call that team in the Friday night Orchard Park High School B roll the Fighting Quakers, which is what I knew them as.
October 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Awww, NBC didn't call that team in the Friday night Orchard Park High School B roll the Fighting Quakers, which is what I knew them as.
Nature is healing
Kodak is officially selling their own film again for the first time in many years and will be selling directly to photography stores now.
🔗 www.404media.co/kodak-is-sel...
🔗 www.404media.co/kodak-is-sel...
Kodak Is Selling Its Own Film Again for the First Time in a Decade
Kodak announced two new types of film that it will sell directly to photography stores, sidestepping a bizarre distribution agreement that has been in place since its bankruptcy.
www.404media.co
October 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Nature is healing
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Yesterday I learned that some believe knowing Expedition 33 has an Act III is a spoiler. I too think it's irresponsible for a book to have a page count.
October 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Yesterday I learned that some believe knowing Expedition 33 has an Act III is a spoiler. I too think it's irresponsible for a book to have a page count.
They're Probably Not Giants
Putter Frenzy
System of a Middle
Putter Frenzy
System of a Middle
Subtly downgrade a band:
Great Big Lake
The Huh
The Collect Call
Pitbull-Corgi Mix
Maxi Deacon
The C+ Gees
Imagine Komodo Dragons
The Kinda Blah But Not Like In A Bad Mood Blues
Radioneck
Great Big Lake
The Huh
The Collect Call
Pitbull-Corgi Mix
Maxi Deacon
The C+ Gees
Imagine Komodo Dragons
The Kinda Blah But Not Like In A Bad Mood Blues
Radioneck
Subtly downgrade a band:
Peck
Peck
September 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
They're Probably Not Giants
Putter Frenzy
System of a Middle
Putter Frenzy
System of a Middle
Sticked curled all last spring cause my legs couldn't handle getting in the hack. Futures League started tonight, spent it all getting down to the ice. Fell on my knee about 15 times total. Sore all over, can only sweep about 10% of what I was doing in May
Can't wait for next week. #curling #pcc
Can't wait for next week. #curling #pcc
September 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
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this is gaslighting, plain and simple. No, it's not the worker producing workslop, it's the fucking AI!
Research: low productivity gains from AI may stem from employees using AI to produce "workslop", or low-effort, passable work that creates more work for others (Harvard Business Review)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
September 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
this is gaslighting, plain and simple. No, it's not the worker producing workslop, it's the fucking AI!
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Daily bunny no.3086 unearths a tome
September 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Daily bunny no.3086 unearths a tome
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Back in the Internet olden days, on September 19th we’d celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And we here at LoadingReadyRun made an educational film to help folks out. Enjoy our 19 year old video, How to Talk Like a Pirate 🏴☠️🙂
youtu.be/RzkQC0e91Nc
youtu.be/RzkQC0e91Nc
How to Talk like a Pirate
YouTube video by LoadingReadyRun
youtu.be
September 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Back in the Internet olden days, on September 19th we’d celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And we here at LoadingReadyRun made an educational film to help folks out. Enjoy our 19 year old video, How to Talk Like a Pirate 🏴☠️🙂
youtu.be/RzkQC0e91Nc
youtu.be/RzkQC0e91Nc
It's spooky movie season, and I am reminded of one of the greatest scenes in cinema from the movie Session 9:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5O...
It makes no more sense in context than without. And yes, that's who you think it is.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5O...
It makes no more sense in context than without. And yes, that's who you think it is.
Session 9 Fuck You
YouTube video by Why2J
www.youtube.com
September 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It's spooky movie season, and I am reminded of one of the greatest scenes in cinema from the movie Session 9:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5O...
It makes no more sense in context than without. And yes, that's who you think it is.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5O...
It makes no more sense in context than without. And yes, that's who you think it is.