Michael Boulerice
@michaelboulerice.com
Horror broski, salty New Hampshirite, Archduke of Goofington Manor. FEEDING THE WHEEL 7/22/25 + INHALATION 7/22/26 + ETHER'S WOOD: AN ELEMENTARY PRIMER 2027 via Dead Sky Publishing. Hit the Linktree for more: https://linktr.ee/michaelboulerice
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Michael Boulerice
@michaelboulerice.com
· Jul 22
Pub day is here! My debut cosmic horror novella FEEDING THE WHEEL is officially out on store shelves and digital marketplaces all over the world. Instead of droning on about how proud I am of this work and how fulfilled I feel as a writer, I'd like to take a sec to thank everybody who made this real
Refusing to cooperate with my dermatologist's billing department until they write "boy got those Heated Rivalry buttcheeks" on my full-body exam results
January 21, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Refusing to cooperate with my dermatologist's billing department until they write "boy got those Heated Rivalry buttcheeks" on my full-body exam results
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IT'S NIGHT SHIP DAY! You can put this beautiful gold-foiled/edge-sprayed book in your home for less than you'd spend on a medium-sized pizza. Act now and you'll also get a video of Alex telling me to stop promoting her book like the Slap Chop guy - a $49.95 value - absolutely free. Wow!
THE NIGHT SHIP trucks! Check out my spoiler-free review of @alexwoodroe.com's newest book. It's filled with complex characters and WTF moments. Out January 20.
www.davidcorseauthor.com/post/the-nig...
www.davidcorseauthor.com/post/the-nig...
January 20, 2026 at 12:25 PM
IT'S NIGHT SHIP DAY! You can put this beautiful gold-foiled/edge-sprayed book in your home for less than you'd spend on a medium-sized pizza. Act now and you'll also get a video of Alex telling me to stop promoting her book like the Slap Chop guy - a $49.95 value - absolutely free. Wow!
BRB beating grumpy conservative men down the mountain while listening to Natalie Imbruglia
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 PM
BRB beating grumpy conservative men down the mountain while listening to Natalie Imbruglia
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Feast your ears on Transmission zero, and welcome The Night Ship into the world!
Released today wherever you can grab it, and ready to be just about the strangest journey into the vast of night you'll ever go through.
www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ni...
Released today wherever you can grab it, and ready to be just about the strangest journey into the vast of night you'll ever go through.
www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ni...
January 20, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Feast your ears on Transmission zero, and welcome The Night Ship into the world!
Released today wherever you can grab it, and ready to be just about the strangest journey into the vast of night you'll ever go through.
www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ni...
Released today wherever you can grab it, and ready to be just about the strangest journey into the vast of night you'll ever go through.
www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ni...
IT'S NIGHT SHIP DAY! You can put this beautiful gold-foiled/edge-sprayed book in your home for less than you'd spend on a medium-sized pizza. Act now and you'll also get a video of Alex telling me to stop promoting her book like the Slap Chop guy - a $49.95 value - absolutely free. Wow!
THE NIGHT SHIP trucks! Check out my spoiler-free review of @alexwoodroe.com's newest book. It's filled with complex characters and WTF moments. Out January 20.
www.davidcorseauthor.com/post/the-nig...
www.davidcorseauthor.com/post/the-nig...
January 20, 2026 at 12:25 PM
IT'S NIGHT SHIP DAY! You can put this beautiful gold-foiled/edge-sprayed book in your home for less than you'd spend on a medium-sized pizza. Act now and you'll also get a video of Alex telling me to stop promoting her book like the Slap Chop guy - a $49.95 value - absolutely free. Wow!
Me when I slip into one of my ugly sweaters before hitting the grocery store
January 20, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Me when I slip into one of my ugly sweaters before hitting the grocery store
Me greeting my family as they hover over the Costco charcuterie board
Filthy little cheese pigs
January 19, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Me greeting my family as they hover over the Costco charcuterie board
Get in, loser. We're making butter chicken and watching kungfu movies
January 19, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Get in, loser. We're making butter chicken and watching kungfu movies
Attempted taking snowy headshots but ended up looking like a deranged Frosted Mini-Wheat
January 18, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Attempted taking snowy headshots but ended up looking like a deranged Frosted Mini-Wheat
Crueldités: A Vegetable Horror Anthology
January 17, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Crueldités: A Vegetable Horror Anthology
Me attempting to skirt award rules by using a gif to convey what I want you to do with this information today
January 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Me attempting to skirt award rules by using a gif to convey what I want you to do with this information today
48 degrees in January? In New Hampshire?! Get your bikinis on, it's a friggin beach day
January 15, 2026 at 2:34 AM
48 degrees in January? In New Hampshire?! Get your bikinis on, it's a friggin beach day
Fucking hell, 2026 is coming in entirely too hot. RIP John Forte
John Forte Ninety Nine Flash The Message- Featuring Wyclef Jean, Pras & Jenny Fujita
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January 14, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Fucking hell, 2026 is coming in entirely too hot. RIP John Forte
Me stoned out of my mind pawing my way through a cold rotisserie chicken I discovered in the fridge at 2:00 am
January 13, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Me stoned out of my mind pawing my way through a cold rotisserie chicken I discovered in the fridge at 2:00 am
[me to Pittsburgh StokerCon hotel employee as I fill a random room with lamps] trust me this is going to be hilarious in five months
January 12, 2026 at 10:20 PM
[me to Pittsburgh StokerCon hotel employee as I fill a random room with lamps] trust me this is going to be hilarious in five months
YOUR IDEA OF NEW HAMPSHIRE: Snowy mountains, covered bridges, moose
ACTUAL NEW HAMPSHIRE: My otherwise friendly dog desperately pulling me away from a conversation with an elderly neighbor on a winding dirt road in the woods about a special herb she grows at home that *heals and regrows flesh*
ACTUAL NEW HAMPSHIRE: My otherwise friendly dog desperately pulling me away from a conversation with an elderly neighbor on a winding dirt road in the woods about a special herb she grows at home that *heals and regrows flesh*
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
YOUR IDEA OF NEW HAMPSHIRE: Snowy mountains, covered bridges, moose
ACTUAL NEW HAMPSHIRE: My otherwise friendly dog desperately pulling me away from a conversation with an elderly neighbor on a winding dirt road in the woods about a special herb she grows at home that *heals and regrows flesh*
ACTUAL NEW HAMPSHIRE: My otherwise friendly dog desperately pulling me away from a conversation with an elderly neighbor on a winding dirt road in the woods about a special herb she grows at home that *heals and regrows flesh*
A promise is a promise is a promise
January 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
A promise is a promise is a promise
The Night Ship is too friggin good, guys. Preordering a second copy because I'm self-aware enough to know I'll be eight drinks deep at my annual birthday BBQ all like YOU NEED TO BORROW THIS LOOK AT THE GOLD FOIL AND SPRAYED EDGES TAKE IT HOME AND READ IT and I will never ever see that shit again
Hi hey my new book comes out on Jan 20, and she's real pretty, and there's a giveaway of ten of these shiny sprayed hardcovers on GR, otherwise you can ask your local bookstore for one and that would mean the world to me!
www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ni...
www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ni...
January 9, 2026 at 2:03 PM
The Night Ship is too friggin good, guys. Preordering a second copy because I'm self-aware enough to know I'll be eight drinks deep at my annual birthday BBQ all like YOU NEED TO BORROW THIS LOOK AT THE GOLD FOIL AND SPRAYED EDGES TAKE IT HOME AND READ IT and I will never ever see that shit again
"I don't see the difference between ICE and terrorists."
My brothers and sisters in christ, when a die hard MAGA dude in New Hampshire with back the blue punisher stickers all over his four wheeler is saying this to me, you know shit has hit a breaking point
My brothers and sisters in christ, when a die hard MAGA dude in New Hampshire with back the blue punisher stickers all over his four wheeler is saying this to me, you know shit has hit a breaking point
January 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
"I don't see the difference between ICE and terrorists."
My brothers and sisters in christ, when a die hard MAGA dude in New Hampshire with back the blue punisher stickers all over his four wheeler is saying this to me, you know shit has hit a breaking point
My brothers and sisters in christ, when a die hard MAGA dude in New Hampshire with back the blue punisher stickers all over his four wheeler is saying this to me, you know shit has hit a breaking point
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Back at @gibsonsbookstore.bsky.social for more signing! If you want a personalized copy of FEEDING THE WHEEL, head to the link and if you've finished your homework and eaten your vegetables I'll maybe even draw a cool S in there for you
gibsonsbookstore.com/book/9781639...
gibsonsbookstore.com/book/9781639...
September 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Back at @gibsonsbookstore.bsky.social for more signing! If you want a personalized copy of FEEDING THE WHEEL, head to the link and if you've finished your homework and eaten your vegetables I'll maybe even draw a cool S in there for you
gibsonsbookstore.com/book/9781639...
gibsonsbookstore.com/book/9781639...
I slipped on an icy driveway and severely broke my left leg. Like my foot was completely backwards and they had to throw a titanium rod and 18 screws in there to cyborg me back together. The responding EMTs told me I looked like I fell out of a friggin helicopter
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 6, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I slipped on an icy driveway and severely broke my left leg. Like my foot was completely backwards and they had to throw a titanium rod and 18 screws in there to cyborg me back together. The responding EMTs told me I looked like I fell out of a friggin helicopter
Wishing you health and happiness in 2026, from my haunted wall clock to yours
January 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Wishing you health and happiness in 2026, from my haunted wall clock to yours
Picking up a Chinese food order so large it sets off my seat belt alarm when placed on the passenger seat. I am the only person eating
December 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Picking up a Chinese food order so large it sets off my seat belt alarm when placed on the passenger seat. I am the only person eating