Jim Horlock
@horlockwarlock.bsky.social
Writer, gamer, Dungeon Master (not the kinky kind), collector of ghosts and cryptid enthusiast. CHANGE AND OTHER TERRORS out now!
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Change-Other-Terrors-Collection-Stories/dp/1958228664
https://ko-fi.com/jimhorlock
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Change-Other-Terrors-Collection-Stories/dp/1958228664
https://ko-fi.com/jimhorlock
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Jim Horlock
@horlockwarlock.bsky.social
· Nov 18
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Don't forget: if you like your horror bleak, disorientating, wet with mucus and slick with sorrow, my collection, CHANGE AND OTHER TERRORS, is out now.
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Filthy little cheese pigs
January 19, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Filthy little cheese pigs
We are all made of meat and therefore susceptible to seasoning.
January 19, 2026 at 11:43 AM
We are all made of meat and therefore susceptible to seasoning.
I hate when you're staying at a hotel and the bathroom doesn't have a little hook to hang up your skin. Stupid oversight in design.
January 18, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I hate when you're staying at a hotel and the bathroom doesn't have a little hook to hang up your skin. Stupid oversight in design.
Looking mean. By which I mean average.
January 18, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Looking mean. By which I mean average.
That's my name! Ellen Datlow mentioned me!
January 18, 2026 at 12:28 PM
That's my name! Ellen Datlow mentioned me!
Stop burning me, pizza! My only crime was living you!
January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Stop burning me, pizza! My only crime was living you!
No news is good news but all news is bad news.
January 15, 2026 at 4:07 PM
No news is good news but all news is bad news.
I'm smooth and silky, baby. Like a curry.
January 14, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I'm smooth and silky, baby. Like a curry.
I am covered in spicy mayo
January 14, 2026 at 12:49 PM
I am covered in spicy mayo
Child me, having a bad day in school.
The Gold bar in my lunchbox:
The Gold bar in my lunchbox:
a man in a black cape is standing on a stage with the words your saviour is here .
ALT: a man in a black cape is standing on a stage with the words your saviour is here .
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Child me, having a bad day in school.
The Gold bar in my lunchbox:
The Gold bar in my lunchbox:
I'm old and my feet hurt.
January 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I'm old and my feet hurt.
Remember that time we got depressurised in the marbled meat room? Fun times.
January 13, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Remember that time we got depressurised in the marbled meat room? Fun times.
Mothman's actual name is Motthew, but you didn't know that because you've never bothered to ask him.
January 12, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Mothman's actual name is Motthew, but you didn't know that because you've never bothered to ask him.
I don't mean to brag, but my bag can hold 30 litres of ham.
January 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I don't mean to brag, but my bag can hold 30 litres of ham.
Liking cinnamon cookies doesn't make me a murderer!
January 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Liking cinnamon cookies doesn't make me a murderer!
Carman Sandiago and I actually have a lot in common.
January 10, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Carman Sandiago and I actually have a lot in common.
Someone left this perfectly good tree meat outside with the trash!
January 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Someone left this perfectly good tree meat outside with the trash!
Snack-cident: when you accidentally eat the whole block of cheese.
January 6, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Snack-cident: when you accidentally eat the whole block of cheese.
Every story has an end. But just because it's over, doesn't mean it's gone.
January 2, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Every story has an end. But just because it's over, doesn't mean it's gone.
Never thought I'd be stabbed in the back by coconut milk.
January 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Never thought I'd be stabbed in the back by coconut milk.
Starting to think we're never going to get to Funkytown
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Starting to think we're never going to get to Funkytown
Ready to charge the Black Gate
December 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Ready to charge the Black Gate
I just want to wobble your collies
December 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I just want to wobble your collies
Oh I wish it could be Christmas every day,
With your bitch slap rapping and your cocaine tongue,
You get nothing done,
Let the bells ring out for Christmas.
With your bitch slap rapping and your cocaine tongue,
You get nothing done,
Let the bells ring out for Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Oh I wish it could be Christmas every day,
With your bitch slap rapping and your cocaine tongue,
You get nothing done,
Let the bells ring out for Christmas.
With your bitch slap rapping and your cocaine tongue,
You get nothing done,
Let the bells ring out for Christmas.