Michael Boulerice
@michaelboulerice.com
Horror broski, salty New Hampshirite, Archduke of Goofington Manor. FEEDING THE WHEEL 7/22/25 + INHALATION 7/22/26 + ETHER'S WOOD: AN ELEMENTARY PRIMER 2027 via Dead Sky Publishing. Hit the Linktree for more: https://linktr.ee/michaelboulerice
First of all you need to go with a top-down angle if you want to be all 2003 MySpace
January 22, 2026 at 5:51 PM
First of all you need to go with a top-down angle if you want to be all 2003 MySpace
[grunts] THE STOMACH CRAMPING IS JUST THE WOKENESS LEAVING MY BODY
January 18, 2026 at 10:43 PM
[grunts] THE STOMACH CRAMPING IS JUST THE WOKENESS LEAVING MY BODY
I'M DOWNRIGHT PARCHED IS THERE NO MILK IN THIS HOUSE?!
January 18, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I'M DOWNRIGHT PARCHED IS THERE NO MILK IN THIS HOUSE?!
It's legitimately perfect. I might have to frame it
January 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
It's legitimately perfect. I might have to frame it
That's poop from a butt
January 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
That's poop from a butt
[pawn stars voice] Best I can do is Golden Axe
January 14, 2026 at 3:32 AM
[pawn stars voice] Best I can do is Golden Axe
Listen if you want Alex to be into Franz Ferdinand all you need to do is add A) a 37 minute synthesizer solo, and B) some old British guy voiceover all like "It is the year 3098 and the robo-warlocks have drank up all the world's precious minerals" or something
January 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Listen if you want Alex to be into Franz Ferdinand all you need to do is add A) a 37 minute synthesizer solo, and B) some old British guy voiceover all like "It is the year 3098 and the robo-warlocks have drank up all the world's precious minerals" or something
Nah but the guillotine elevator doors were all me
January 12, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Nah but the guillotine elevator doors were all me