Michael Boulerice
@michaelboulerice.com
Horror broski, salty New Hampshirite, Archduke of Goofington Manor. FEEDING THE WHEEL 7/22/25 + INHALATION 7/22/26 + ETHER'S WOOD: AN ELEMENTARY PRIMER 2027 via Dead Sky Publishing. Hit the Linktree for more: https://linktr.ee/michaelboulerice
Get a load of this asshole
January 22, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Get a load of this asshole
BRB beating grumpy conservative men down the mountain while listening to Natalie Imbruglia
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 PM
BRB beating grumpy conservative men down the mountain while listening to Natalie Imbruglia
Me when I slip into one of my ugly sweaters before hitting the grocery store
January 20, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Me when I slip into one of my ugly sweaters before hitting the grocery store
Get in, loser. We're making butter chicken and watching kungfu movies
January 19, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Get in, loser. We're making butter chicken and watching kungfu movies
Attempted taking snowy headshots but ended up looking like a deranged Frosted Mini-Wheat
January 18, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Attempted taking snowy headshots but ended up looking like a deranged Frosted Mini-Wheat
48 degrees in January? In New Hampshire?! Get your bikinis on, it's a friggin beach day
January 15, 2026 at 2:34 AM
48 degrees in January? In New Hampshire?! Get your bikinis on, it's a friggin beach day
Me stoned out of my mind pawing my way through a cold rotisserie chicken I discovered in the fridge at 2:00 am
January 13, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Me stoned out of my mind pawing my way through a cold rotisserie chicken I discovered in the fridge at 2:00 am
A promise is a promise is a promise
January 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
A promise is a promise is a promise
Wishing you health and happiness in 2026, from my haunted wall clock to yours
January 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Wishing you health and happiness in 2026, from my haunted wall clock to yours
Thanks to a tainted head of lettuce at a local pizza joint, my annual New Years Eve plans (read: getting hibachi restaurant wasted) have turned into "take care of my acutely food poisoned wife for several days." Partyyyyyyy🥳🎉
December 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Thanks to a tainted head of lettuce at a local pizza joint, my annual New Years Eve plans (read: getting hibachi restaurant wasted) have turned into "take care of my acutely food poisoned wife for several days." Partyyyyyyy🥳🎉
Please join me in wishing my son Chadford Ferdinand Four Loko Boulerice a happy first birthday
December 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Please join me in wishing my son Chadford Ferdinand Four Loko Boulerice a happy first birthday
That's it. Wrapped up the second novel after a frantic month-long push. That's five books in three years. I am now going to sleep for a week
December 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
That's it. Wrapped up the second novel after a frantic month-long push. That's five books in three years. I am now going to sleep for a week
1. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
Rounding out my list at the number one spot is a film that's gonna seem like a fairly unusual pick for me, but I stand by it. See for yourself why reviewers laud Spy Kids 3 as "irredeemably stupid" and "this movie was so bad it made my kid shit his pleated dockers"
Rounding out my list at the number one spot is a film that's gonna seem like a fairly unusual pick for me, but I stand by it. See for yourself why reviewers laud Spy Kids 3 as "irredeemably stupid" and "this movie was so bad it made my kid shit his pleated dockers"
December 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
1. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
Rounding out my list at the number one spot is a film that's gonna seem like a fairly unusual pick for me, but I stand by it. See for yourself why reviewers laud Spy Kids 3 as "irredeemably stupid" and "this movie was so bad it made my kid shit his pleated dockers"
Rounding out my list at the number one spot is a film that's gonna seem like a fairly unusual pick for me, but I stand by it. See for yourself why reviewers laud Spy Kids 3 as "irredeemably stupid" and "this movie was so bad it made my kid shit his pleated dockers"
2. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
If anything, watch Spy Kids 3 for no other reason than because it harkens back to a period in American cinema when studios weren't afraid to have kids spit half-chewed electroshock gum at their enemies, real and/or perceived
If anything, watch Spy Kids 3 for no other reason than because it harkens back to a period in American cinema when studios weren't afraid to have kids spit half-chewed electroshock gum at their enemies, real and/or perceived
December 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
2. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
If anything, watch Spy Kids 3 for no other reason than because it harkens back to a period in American cinema when studios weren't afraid to have kids spit half-chewed electroshock gum at their enemies, real and/or perceived
If anything, watch Spy Kids 3 for no other reason than because it harkens back to a period in American cinema when studios weren't afraid to have kids spit half-chewed electroshock gum at their enemies, real and/or perceived
3. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
I know what you're thinking. "Mike, this is Spy Kids 3. It was literally nominated by the Stinker Bad Movie Awards for Least Special Special Effects in 2008. How could it possibly be new-to-you?" All I can say I'm extremely embarrassed for letting this one slip by
I know what you're thinking. "Mike, this is Spy Kids 3. It was literally nominated by the Stinker Bad Movie Awards for Least Special Special Effects in 2008. How could it possibly be new-to-you?" All I can say I'm extremely embarrassed for letting this one slip by
December 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
3. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
I know what you're thinking. "Mike, this is Spy Kids 3. It was literally nominated by the Stinker Bad Movie Awards for Least Special Special Effects in 2008. How could it possibly be new-to-you?" All I can say I'm extremely embarrassed for letting this one slip by
I know what you're thinking. "Mike, this is Spy Kids 3. It was literally nominated by the Stinker Bad Movie Awards for Least Special Special Effects in 2008. How could it possibly be new-to-you?" All I can say I'm extremely embarrassed for letting this one slip by
4. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
"Wait WTF why is Salma Hayek in this?"
~ James Lipton
"Wait WTF why is Salma Hayek in this?"
~ James Lipton
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
4. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
"Wait WTF why is Salma Hayek in this?"
~ James Lipton
"Wait WTF why is Salma Hayek in this?"
~ James Lipton
5. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
You've seen spy movies. You've seen kid movies. But have you ever seen a movie where the kids are spies? Sure, any respectable film aficionado has taken in Spy Kids I and II, but Spy Kids 3 takes everything you know about the franchise and flips it on its dick. ⭐⭐⭐
You've seen spy movies. You've seen kid movies. But have you ever seen a movie where the kids are spies? Sure, any respectable film aficionado has taken in Spy Kids I and II, but Spy Kids 3 takes everything you know about the franchise and flips it on its dick. ⭐⭐⭐
December 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
5. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
You've seen spy movies. You've seen kid movies. But have you ever seen a movie where the kids are spies? Sure, any respectable film aficionado has taken in Spy Kids I and II, but Spy Kids 3 takes everything you know about the franchise and flips it on its dick. ⭐⭐⭐
You've seen spy movies. You've seen kid movies. But have you ever seen a movie where the kids are spies? Sure, any respectable film aficionado has taken in Spy Kids I and II, but Spy Kids 3 takes everything you know about the franchise and flips it on its dick. ⭐⭐⭐
6. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
I know this one *feels* like a wild tangent from the other entries on this list, but I like to think all ten of these films are strung together by a thread of sophisticated elegance that the Letterboxd elites will respect
I know this one *feels* like a wild tangent from the other entries on this list, but I like to think all ten of these films are strung together by a thread of sophisticated elegance that the Letterboxd elites will respect
December 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
6. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
I know this one *feels* like a wild tangent from the other entries on this list, but I like to think all ten of these films are strung together by a thread of sophisticated elegance that the Letterboxd elites will respect
I know this one *feels* like a wild tangent from the other entries on this list, but I like to think all ten of these films are strung together by a thread of sophisticated elegance that the Letterboxd elites will respect
7. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
Give it five minutes and you'll see exactly why this film has racked up some of the most prestigious industry awards, including the Razzie for Worst Supporting Actor (Sylvester Stallone)
Give it five minutes and you'll see exactly why this film has racked up some of the most prestigious industry awards, including the Razzie for Worst Supporting Actor (Sylvester Stallone)
December 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
7. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
Give it five minutes and you'll see exactly why this film has racked up some of the most prestigious industry awards, including the Razzie for Worst Supporting Actor (Sylvester Stallone)
Give it five minutes and you'll see exactly why this film has racked up some of the most prestigious industry awards, including the Razzie for Worst Supporting Actor (Sylvester Stallone)
8. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
A tour de force from legendary director Robert Rodriguez (From Dusk Till Dawn, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl)
A tour de force from legendary director Robert Rodriguez (From Dusk Till Dawn, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl)
December 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
8. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
A tour de force from legendary director Robert Rodriguez (From Dusk Till Dawn, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl)
A tour de force from legendary director Robert Rodriguez (From Dusk Till Dawn, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl)
9. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
Antonio Banderas like you've never seen him before
Antonio Banderas like you've never seen him before
December 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
9. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
Antonio Banderas like you've never seen him before
Antonio Banderas like you've never seen him before
This is a great idea. I think I'll also list my top 10 new-to-me films of 2025
10. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
To the surprise of absolutely nobody, the creators of Spy Kids and Spy Kids II: The Island of Lost Dreams have once again whipped up a masterful blend of spies and...kids
10. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
To the surprise of absolutely nobody, the creators of Spy Kids and Spy Kids II: The Island of Lost Dreams have once again whipped up a masterful blend of spies and...kids
December 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This is a great idea. I think I'll also list my top 10 new-to-me films of 2025
10. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
To the surprise of absolutely nobody, the creators of Spy Kids and Spy Kids II: The Island of Lost Dreams have once again whipped up a masterful blend of spies and...kids
10. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2008)
To the surprise of absolutely nobody, the creators of Spy Kids and Spy Kids II: The Island of Lost Dreams have once again whipped up a masterful blend of spies and...kids