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Matthew Van Wormer
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Episcopalian-Husband-Girl Dad×3 | He/Him | #ETownProud | Guardians-Cavs-BGSU🟡🟤 07 | #StartWithWhy Nas=🐐 #SABR Member
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If you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. If you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you.

I think that's a good start for my BlueSky account
Settle down, #Colts. #Browns own the title for "Jags getting a challenge they shouldn't get" crown.
Phil Rivers lost his mind when the officials gave the Jags a challenge flag that hit the turf at the same moment the ball was snapped
December 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Holy heck, a #Browns win.
December 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Pay close attention to who is saying that 14 year-olds *can* consent to sex with trump and other damp billionaires but *can’t* consent to gender affirming care provided in close and collaborative partnership with their doctor.
December 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
1,078th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
December 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Hey, stop doing voice-to-text in public bathrooms.
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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some mornings you wake up and your brain is ready to seize the day and then other mornings you wake up and your brain forces you to think something like “I bet Alf’s favorite band is Spacehog”
December 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm officially a member of #SABR! Now to book a trip to the archives at WRHS with @peculiarbrain.bsky.social! Maybe we'll see @jfeador.bsky.social there? Lol
December 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Gibsons and #MadMen with @peculiarbrain.bsky.social after recording DPB? That's a great #Christmas gift.
December 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
1,077th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
December 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
#Zootopia2 was absolutely phenomenal. Kids loved it, Wifey and I loved it...highly recommend.
December 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
House is almost in a normal state after the holiday/baking/busy as all get out/running around and barely home days come to a close.
December 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Not having to move Sprinkle the Elf to a new location for the next 329 days is the real gift of #Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Man, ya'll dumb af. TODAY is the 1st day of #Christmas. Partridge in a Pear Tree for ya'll.
December 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
1,076th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Yeah, I won't be using AI to make videos of my kid's missing stuffy that they left on a plane.
December 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Sam Merrill with 3 the HARDEST way? Miss the back end of 2 FT, rebound and put it back?

#LetEmKnow
December 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
#Cavs really gonna ruin #Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Has Lonzo Ball made a shot this season? Jfc.

#LetEmKnow
December 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Did the #Cavs think the #Knicks were going to shoot 5% from the field for the whole game? D UP!

#LetEmKnow
December 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Reposted by Matthew Van Wormer
GM M. George Cullin, 3 mimosas in with the wrapping paper tube...

#MerryChristmas from the LHBC!
December 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
1,075th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
December 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'm tired. That's all. Just tired.
December 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Reposted by Matthew Van Wormer
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Man, let me see Ball get reviewed for some betting irregularities.

#LetEmKnow
December 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Where are they???
So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions
December 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM