Matthew Van Wormer
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If you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. If you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you.
I think that's a good start for my BlueSky account
I think that's a good start for my BlueSky account
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
Time to thank the Phoenecians.
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Time to thank the Phoenecians.
1,041st (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.
#GuardsBall
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#GuardsBall
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November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
1,041st (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.
#GuardsBall
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#GuardsBall
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November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Kid whose Dad is dragging him into the restroom: "I don't need to go potty Daddy"
The Dad: "Yeah, well I do, and you're with me. Mom's busy."
The Dad: "Yeah, well I do, and you're with me. Mom's busy."
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Kid whose Dad is dragging him into the restroom: "I don't need to go potty Daddy"
The Dad: "Yeah, well I do, and you're with me. Mom's busy."
The Dad: "Yeah, well I do, and you're with me. Mom's busy."
Reposted by Matthew Van Wormer
Your only possible response, when confronted with someone saying this, is to wait for them to finish, firmly state “What the actual fuck is wrong with you?” and leave the interview immediately.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Your only possible response, when confronted with someone saying this, is to wait for them to finish, firmly state “What the actual fuck is wrong with you?” and leave the interview immediately.
Absolutely wild how many people get dropped off on Earth for the first time AT Disney World.
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Absolutely wild how many people get dropped off on Earth for the first time AT Disney World.
1,040th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.
#GuardsBall
@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
#GuardsBall
@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
1,040th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.
#GuardsBall
@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
#GuardsBall
@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
1,039th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.
#GuardsBall
@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
#GuardsBall
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November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
1,039th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.
#GuardsBall
@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
#GuardsBall
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Normally I get flagged for extra screening going through Airport Security. Today, to switch it up, I got behind a woman who just arrived to Earth.
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Normally I get flagged for extra screening going through Airport Security. Today, to switch it up, I got behind a woman who just arrived to Earth.
What the actual hell. They gonna find a foul on Miami's Mitchell for sticking his ass out to hinder Hunter???
#LetEmKnow
#LetEmKnow
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
What the actual hell. They gonna find a foul on Miami's Mitchell for sticking his ass out to hinder Hunter???
#LetEmKnow
#LetEmKnow
Spoelstra doing a great job not getting a T for being the 6th man on the court...good grief, they gotta call that stuff.
Miami is doing a great job of denying Donovan the ball
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Spoelstra doing a great job not getting a T for being the 6th man on the court...good grief, they gotta call that stuff.
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
1,038th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.
#GuardsBall
@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
#GuardsBall
@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
1,038th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.
#GuardsBall
@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
#GuardsBall
@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
Ring the bell 29 times
#EdmundFitzgerald
#EdmundFitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Ring the bell 29 times
#EdmundFitzgerald
#EdmundFitzgerald
Well, finally, I guess?
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Well, finally, I guess?
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Reposted by Matthew Van Wormer
Landen will be playing their home games at Crosley Field. New unis coming soon!
Landen Lake Monsters. It's been a whirlwind and eventful 24 hours, but pleased to bring back a past owner!
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Landen will be playing their home games at Crosley Field. New unis coming soon!