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Michael Evans
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Improving people's lives one micro-interaction at a time.
#RipCity #Ducks #Dad
Let’s try for a 15 point quarter
January 24, 2026 at 3:34 AM
DA has to be some of the brightest fools gold I’ve ever seen on a basketball court.
DeAndre Ayton is the first Laker to have a 20-point double-double on 100% from the field since Shaquille O'Neal in 2003.

HT: @stathead.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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A headline to sum up our times:
January 9, 2026 at 11:09 AM
How is Utah up on OKC with only 6 minutes left in the 4th? With Utah on the road, no less…

I just watched Utah play the Blazers… They were bad in nearly every phase.
January 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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We should randomly make one bowl game trophy cake every year and tell no one until they go to grab it
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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James Merril’s poem “Christmas Tree,” written while he was dying of AIDS. 1995.
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Designing a jersey for every Blazers win.

Record: 12-16

#RipCity
December 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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It almost looks like he killed the Stanford tree and skinned it and is wearing it as a pelt
I like Christmas Tree Puddles
December 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Blazers win???
December 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment.

They are openly saying this.

Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
December 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Once again, the ads in the print edition of @theonion.com are worth the price alone
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 4 codes for Tomb Raider Definitive Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop Code) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway closes on Nov 21st, 6 PM PT.

Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:

u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Solar’s price drop is astonishing: panels are now 98% cheaper than when I first analyzed them in 2004.

Today, building a fence with solar can be cheaper than using wood.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Oregon and Washington are learning what it's like to play in the Big Ten today because it's never cold and rainy in the Pacific Northwest.
November 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Never doubted them
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.

The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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THE NBA CUP BLAZERS
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM