Guy Pistofsky
@mettleundertension.bsky.social
Blue dot in a red dumpster.
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle
Crop dusted by my own dog
December 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Crop dusted by my own dog
Gotta love using Dark Mode on all my devices only to be flash-banged by an all-white webpage
December 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Gotta love using Dark Mode on all my devices only to be flash-banged by an all-white webpage
Growling is super cool and all but some of the songs on this Metal playlist could have been instrumental
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Growling is super cool and all but some of the songs on this Metal playlist could have been instrumental
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Rolling up to the function with my wiener out (don’t worry, it is a “wieners out” function)
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Rolling up to the function with my wiener out (don’t worry, it is a “wieners out” function)
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who up feeding their mogwai after midnight
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 AM
who up feeding their mogwai after midnight
The fact that many of us have to fear for our job and our livelihood for simply exercising our right to organize is precisely why more working people need to consider Union representation.
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The fact that many of us have to fear for our job and our livelihood for simply exercising our right to organize is precisely why more working people need to consider Union representation.
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You know what they say about a person w a large pocket protector...
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
You know what they say about a person w a large pocket protector...
What a weird day.
I worked on a $40 million dollar engine.
And then I worked on a Toyota.
I worked on a $40 million dollar engine.
And then I worked on a Toyota.
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What a weird day.
I worked on a $40 million dollar engine.
And then I worked on a Toyota.
I worked on a $40 million dollar engine.
And then I worked on a Toyota.
I know I’m screaming into the void here but people don’t appreciate car mechanics enough.
I know it’s super inconvenient to be without your vehicle, but some of us work really hard (and fill our gloves with blood) to get it done correctly and in a timely manner.
I know it’s super inconvenient to be without your vehicle, but some of us work really hard (and fill our gloves with blood) to get it done correctly and in a timely manner.
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I know I’m screaming into the void here but people don’t appreciate car mechanics enough.
I know it’s super inconvenient to be without your vehicle, but some of us work really hard (and fill our gloves with blood) to get it done correctly and in a timely manner.
I know it’s super inconvenient to be without your vehicle, but some of us work really hard (and fill our gloves with blood) to get it done correctly and in a timely manner.
I am here to chew bubblegum and make stupid ass comments to strangers on the internet, but I’m all out of bubblegum
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I am here to chew bubblegum and make stupid ass comments to strangers on the internet, but I’m all out of bubblegum
Anyone gonna make eye contact with their father over the holidays?
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Anyone gonna make eye contact with their father over the holidays?
If you look closely at any crash footage you would notice that 100% of the time the airplane is not even flapping its wings.
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If you look closely at any crash footage you would notice that 100% of the time the airplane is not even flapping its wings.
*me before a fist bump*
“All right yeah, FIST me”
“All right yeah, FIST me”
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
*me before a fist bump*
“All right yeah, FIST me”
“All right yeah, FIST me”
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waiter: are there any allergies at the table?
me (already drunk): BEES
me (already drunk): BEES
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
waiter: are there any allergies at the table?
me (already drunk): BEES
me (already drunk): BEES
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AAAHHHHHHHHHHH
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
AAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I became a small engine mechanic at 18 and now I’m starting a new job fixing airplanes.
This won’t be stressful at all
This won’t be stressful at all
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I became a small engine mechanic at 18 and now I’m starting a new job fixing airplanes.
This won’t be stressful at all
This won’t be stressful at all
Maybe he’ll die on the shitter
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Maybe he’ll die on the shitter
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good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again
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You don't just get to be cremated...
You have to urn it ⚱️
You have to urn it ⚱️
October 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You don't just get to be cremated...
You have to urn it ⚱️
You have to urn it ⚱️
The frequency of my colleagues saying “Bram Stroker” is starting to undo me
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The frequency of my colleagues saying “Bram Stroker” is starting to undo me
V for Vendetta is coming back to theaters and it couldn’t be a better time
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
V for Vendetta is coming back to theaters and it couldn’t be a better time
Idk Reptile Dysfunction sounds pretty serious
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Idk Reptile Dysfunction sounds pretty serious
My taste in film is pretty dumb. Yesterday I enjoyed Frankenstein.
Today, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
Today, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My taste in film is pretty dumb. Yesterday I enjoyed Frankenstein.
Today, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
Today, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters