Timothy Beagley
@metrognome8.bsky.social
エープリルフール, World Traveler [59 Countries to date] Docusign Signer Extraordinaire, aficionado of the art of Comedy, Native Californian and Quadruple Aries…so don’t mess with me. 😎
A simple joke, but made me laugh. 😆
September 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
A simple joke, but made me laugh. 😆
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BREAKING: Kim Davis, the Kentucky clerk who refused to issue same-sex couples' marriage licenses, loses her appeal at the Sixth Circuit of a lawsuit she lost at trial that was brought by same-sex couples whose constitutional right to marry she violated. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
March 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
BREAKING: Kim Davis, the Kentucky clerk who refused to issue same-sex couples' marriage licenses, loses her appeal at the Sixth Circuit of a lawsuit she lost at trial that was brought by same-sex couples whose constitutional right to marry she violated. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
@hankazaria.bsky.social I had no idea you were in the movie “Pretty Woman”! Now there’s some fun trivia for movie fans!!! 😎
February 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
@hankazaria.bsky.social I had no idea you were in the movie “Pretty Woman”! Now there’s some fun trivia for movie fans!!! 😎
So. Very. True. And Sad. 🥲
February 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
So. Very. True. And Sad. 🥲
Yeah, that tracks…
February 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Yeah, that tracks…
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Please please please let it be a dark reboot where Nellie Olsen ends up shooting President Garfield or something
January 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Please please please let it be a dark reboot where Nellie Olsen ends up shooting President Garfield or something
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How you know it’s a Chicago hospital cafeteria
January 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
How you know it’s a Chicago hospital cafeteria
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You’ll hear a lot about Canada becoming a state, new names for the Gulf of Mexico, Ivanka Trump’s skeleton being named a state bird…
… to distract from the fact that the economy still sucks and prices are still going up.
You can’t fix a bank and rob a bank at the same time.
… to distract from the fact that the economy still sucks and prices are still going up.
You can’t fix a bank and rob a bank at the same time.
January 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
You’ll hear a lot about Canada becoming a state, new names for the Gulf of Mexico, Ivanka Trump’s skeleton being named a state bird…
… to distract from the fact that the economy still sucks and prices are still going up.
You can’t fix a bank and rob a bank at the same time.
… to distract from the fact that the economy still sucks and prices are still going up.
You can’t fix a bank and rob a bank at the same time.
@carolekiing.bsky.social hi Carole…You got a friend! (see what I did there?). 😍
January 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
@carolekiing.bsky.social hi Carole…You got a friend! (see what I did there?). 😍
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'We were wrong that day. We broke the law. There should be no pardons': Jan. 6 rioter declines Trump pardon www.kron4.com/hill-politic...
Jan. 6 rioter declines Trump pardon: ‘We were wrong that day’
Pamela Hemphill, who served prison time for actions she took on Jan. 6, 2021, said she will not accept President Trump’s pardon and that his supporters were “wrong” for storming the Capitol four ye…
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January 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
'We were wrong that day. We broke the law. There should be no pardons': Jan. 6 rioter declines Trump pardon www.kron4.com/hill-politic...
Cynthia Erivo is an extremely talented woman: an amazing singer, actor and an all-around versatile performer. I know that a new James Bond has not been publicly announced, but I think it’s time we had a stellar female bond villain for a change. I’m just going to put it out there. #CynthiaErivo4Bond
January 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Cynthia Erivo is an extremely talented woman: an amazing singer, actor and an all-around versatile performer. I know that a new James Bond has not been publicly announced, but I think it’s time we had a stellar female bond villain for a change. I’m just going to put it out there. #CynthiaErivo4Bond
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I had a great year considering I’m a fat old lazy cunt. Hope you had one too.
December 31, 2024 at 11:08 AM
I had a great year considering I’m a fat old lazy cunt. Hope you had one too.
"Jane, stop this crazy thing!"
January 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
"Jane, stop this crazy thing!"