(a) femmenerd
metaspinster.bsky.social
(a) femmenerd
@metaspinster.bsky.social
Cat Mom. Knitting Prodigy. Migraineur. Genre Reader. Fangirl. Figure Skating Fan (especially but not limited to Yuzuru Hanyu 羽生 結弦). she/her
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ok, i’m here. we’ll see if i post about anything besides #figureskating or not.
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Nikolaj Memola, for the record, is taller than Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. #gpfigure #skateamerica
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
spencer really does consistently give such GOOD face. #SkateAmerica
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i don’t like to see wakaba sad. :( #NHKTrophy
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
these japanese babies are adorable with their JOY. #NHKTrophy
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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I wrote “this flooreography is insane” in my notes so Jackie and I are on the same page #GPFigure
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Green & Parsons are the mood.

#NHK杯フィギュア #GPFigure #NHKTrophy
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Let Lewis wear a kilt, you cowards. #NHK杯フィギュア #GPFigure
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Orihara/Pirinen continue to be great ambassadors for Fun Ice Dance #NHK杯フィギュア #GPFigure #NHKTrophy
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i love that japan is just never getting over one direction. #NHK杯フィギュア
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
all the children of immigrants: ilia malinin, andrew torgashev, maxim naumov, tomoki hiwatashi, isabeau levito, alysa liu, sarah everhardt, misha mitrofanov, emily chan, spencer howe, audrey shin, anthony ponamarenko.

daniil parkman, Balázs nagy, vadym kolesnik are themselves immigrants. #SCI25
hmmm. just thinking about how much of the likely us figure skating team at the 2026 olympics is made up of first-generation americans. #SCI25
November 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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starting a program with what sounds like my local civil defense siren is maybe not a hot choice in these troubled times lol #sci25
November 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I think I just want someone to skate to The Mummy soundtrack as Evie and Rick instead of “white skaters skate to Random Middle Eastern music mash up as Unspecified Egyptian Snake Woman and Man Who is Also There” that skaters seem to love so much. ⛸️
November 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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This is great 🤣 #SCI25 #GPFigure
November 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Is Chris really trying to gaslight me into thinking a boy who named himself "quad god" and skates to his own voice is "so humble" #SCI25 #GPFigure
November 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
whelp, i’m behind y’all because i made the mistake of believing peacock when they said men started menning at 11am CST. go aleksa, lol. #SCI25
November 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Nothing like watching Eteri handle a stuffed monkey in the K&C to remind you how you'd never want a human you cared about anywhere near her
#SCI25 #GPFigure
November 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Kevin is NOT on this list,but were his coaches skaters they would go on this list. Reminder that Kevin Aymoz's coaches covered up for the skater I AM adding who is a pedophile and has an active warrant for his arrest should he ever land on US soil again. Kevin's coaches protect him. #SCI25 #GPFigure
Not to be a downer, but felt like reminding everybody the FS Spreadsheet of Shame exists and today's addition is this Selevko. #GPFigure docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
FS Spreadsheet of Shame
docs.google.com
November 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Meanwhile, Ilia is the gladiator let loose in Joann's Fabrics who immediately found the notions aisle and found his passion. #figureskating #GPFigure
November 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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See also (from @men_of_fs) #SCI25 #GPFigure
November 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Not to be a downer, but felt like reminding everybody the FS Spreadsheet of Shame exists and today's addition is this Selevko. #GPFigure docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
FS Spreadsheet of Shame
docs.google.com
November 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
if bluesky did polls, i would put one up about what people think when you hear that someone was the “runner up” in a competition: did they come in a) second place or b) fourth place? #SCI25
November 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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I am already laughing so hard at this program. A white guy in a bowling shirt skating to I Got the Power. AM DYING. #GPFigure #figureskating
November 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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god i am SO GLAD men are allowed to be gay in ice dance now #SCI25
November 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM