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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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Alligator Alcatraz By The Numbers https://theonion.com/alligator-alcatraz-by-the-numbers/
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Alligator Alcatraz By The Numbers https://theonion.com/alligator-alcatraz-by-the-numbers/
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We've been completely cauterized away from any kind of interior life. Functionally illiterate Civil War soldiers could write sonnets to their loved ones, but we need a robot to help us say, "Hey, I'm thinking about you."
August 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
We've been completely cauterized away from any kind of interior life. Functionally illiterate Civil War soldiers could write sonnets to their loved ones, but we need a robot to help us say, "Hey, I'm thinking about you."
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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i’m putting on my taxes that i wrote the fun part of freebird and if the irs is too understaffed to challenge it it becomes legally true
March 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i’m putting on my taxes that i wrote the fun part of freebird and if the irs is too understaffed to challenge it it becomes legally true
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Doylestown PA gets many more mentions in The Brutalist than I would have imagined, shoutout to the R5 line
February 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Doylestown PA gets many more mentions in The Brutalist than I would have imagined, shoutout to the R5 line