KayosAgent
@mensachickens.bsky.social
She/they, queer, 30s parent. Writer. Current obsessions Good Omens and ofmd, anything fantasy, being a general menace
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KayosAgent
@mensachickens.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Well, may as well capture the madness again here
Cumming to eyeholes near you:
Cumming to eyeholes near you:
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Hey yall, I need to raise $2200 dollars to afford dental care that I need next month and I do not have any way to save that much or set it aside on my own and I really need this work done before my tooth gets worse. Sharing my kofi here in case anyone is willing and able to help even a little!
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October 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hey yall, I need to raise $2200 dollars to afford dental care that I need next month and I do not have any way to save that much or set it aside on my own and I really need this work done before my tooth gets worse. Sharing my kofi here in case anyone is willing and able to help even a little!
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Halloween is 100 days away.
July 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Halloween is 100 days away.
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i can't believe it's not butthole
May 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i can't believe it's not butthole
Thrilled that @david-jenkins.bsky.social has gifted the fandom the opportunity for a canonical “Jack Off” between Calico Jack and Applejack
December 27, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Thrilled that @david-jenkins.bsky.social has gifted the fandom the opportunity for a canonical “Jack Off” between Calico Jack and Applejack
The worm inside RFK Jrs noggin:
I’ve been living in your brain for a couple months now and your neurotransmitters are sending some pretty wild messages back and forth. Just thought you should know
November 28, 2024 at 3:03 AM
The worm inside RFK Jrs noggin:
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Spending a month on Bluesky has created a whole new model of a fight we need to be having right now. Not liberal vs. conservative or whatever, but respect vs manipulation.
I am tired of being manipulated everywhere I go. That’s why I like it here, I feel like I’m in charge for once.
I am tired of being manipulated everywhere I go. That’s why I like it here, I feel like I’m in charge for once.
November 27, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Spending a month on Bluesky has created a whole new model of a fight we need to be having right now. Not liberal vs. conservative or whatever, but respect vs manipulation.
I am tired of being manipulated everywhere I go. That’s why I like it here, I feel like I’m in charge for once.
I am tired of being manipulated everywhere I go. That’s why I like it here, I feel like I’m in charge for once.
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James Webb Space Telescope’s infrared view of the Pillars of Creation
November 23, 2024 at 5:03 AM
James Webb Space Telescope’s infrared view of the Pillars of Creation
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art teacher: Is that a bird or a plane?
young clark kent: *crumples self portrait*
young clark kent: *crumples self portrait*
November 23, 2024 at 1:55 PM
art teacher: Is that a bird or a plane?
young clark kent: *crumples self portrait*
young clark kent: *crumples self portrait*
I’m an old, can confirm a worrying number of people seemed genuinely concerned about witch ghosts getting them irl
If you’re ever surprised by how clueless we, as a people, appear to be sometimes, just remember that a scant 25 years ago The Blair Witch project came out and 90% of the population was like “holy shit is this REAL?!”
November 23, 2024 at 1:56 AM
I’m an old, can confirm a worrying number of people seemed genuinely concerned about witch ghosts getting them irl
Me at 14, about to come out two months later
November 22, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Me at 14, about to come out two months later
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Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
November 19, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
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The Mona Lucius 🎨🖌️
(sharing this again now that there are more people here who will see it)
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
(sharing this again now that there are more people here who will see it)
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 16, 2024 at 10:52 AM
The Mona Lucius 🎨🖌️
(sharing this again now that there are more people here who will see it)
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
(sharing this again now that there are more people here who will see it)
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
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You might have ADHD if your coffee cup keeps a tree-ring-like record of how many times you got significantly distracted before finishing it…
November 16, 2024 at 9:39 AM
You might have ADHD if your coffee cup keeps a tree-ring-like record of how many times you got significantly distracted before finishing it…
Aging Jamiroquai?
November 16, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Aging Jamiroquai?
I think the vibe on Bluesky this week is like the first week in the dorms your freshman year of college. Everyone is new, you’re excited to meet so many folks. And no one has puked on your shoes outside the townie bar they got into with a fake ID yet
November 16, 2024 at 3:30 AM
I think the vibe on Bluesky this week is like the first week in the dorms your freshman year of college. Everyone is new, you’re excited to meet so many folks. And no one has puked on your shoes outside the townie bar they got into with a fake ID yet
Just had the thought “Does an Abe Lincoln Park exist?”, and then imagined a huge bronze statue that is US President Abraham Lincoln, but he’s just all the members of hit band Linkin Park
November 16, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Just had the thought “Does an Abe Lincoln Park exist?”, and then imagined a huge bronze statue that is US President Abraham Lincoln, but he’s just all the members of hit band Linkin Park
RIP Calico Jack, you would have loved Jizz Fest 2024
They start putting out decorations for this earlier and earlier every year
November 16, 2024 at 3:21 AM
RIP Calico Jack, you would have loved Jizz Fest 2024
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For Trans Awareness Week, here's a thread of trans-supportive organizations that are worth your time or money, if you're able.
I've made my small donation and hopefully you can do the same.
Please feel free to add other charities to this list, even just local ones.
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I've made my small donation and hopefully you can do the same.
Please feel free to add other charities to this list, even just local ones.
🧵
November 14, 2024 at 12:04 PM
For Trans Awareness Week, here's a thread of trans-supportive organizations that are worth your time or money, if you're able.
I've made my small donation and hopefully you can do the same.
Please feel free to add other charities to this list, even just local ones.
🧵
I've made my small donation and hopefully you can do the same.
Please feel free to add other charities to this list, even just local ones.
🧵
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I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover.
November 14, 2024 at 11:18 AM
I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover.
Not mine, but my spouse grew up in LA. His little league coach was Michael Keaton.
At one game, someone randomly patted his head (he just had his hair buzzed), he turned around and it was Goldie Hawn, who then told him that his hair was very soft
At one game, someone randomly patted his head (he just had his hair buzzed), he turned around and it was Goldie Hawn, who then told him that his hair was very soft
Emergency Questions
20. What is your most mundane celebrity encounter?
I once saw Eve Myles browsing the CD racks in HMV. There is literally no more to that story.
20. What is your most mundane celebrity encounter?
I once saw Eve Myles browsing the CD racks in HMV. There is literally no more to that story.
November 14, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Not mine, but my spouse grew up in LA. His little league coach was Michael Keaton.
At one game, someone randomly patted his head (he just had his hair buzzed), he turned around and it was Goldie Hawn, who then told him that his hair was very soft
At one game, someone randomly patted his head (he just had his hair buzzed), he turned around and it was Goldie Hawn, who then told him that his hair was very soft
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
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Mothers, teach your daughters about Judith beheading Holofernes.
#themoreyouknow
#themoreyouknow
November 12, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Mothers, teach your daughters about Judith beheading Holofernes.
#themoreyouknow
#themoreyouknow
I’m probably getting ahead of myself, but I almost feel like I could post “I love pancakes the most out of breakfast foods” on here, and everyone would just comment ‘Hell yeah, good for you!’ Without any *👀 looks around 👀 and whispers* … discourse
November 13, 2024 at 2:23 AM
I’m probably getting ahead of myself, but I almost feel like I could post “I love pancakes the most out of breakfast foods” on here, and everyone would just comment ‘Hell yeah, good for you!’ Without any *👀 looks around 👀 and whispers* … discourse