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KayosAgent
@mensachickens.bsky.social
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She/they, queer, 30s parent. Writer. Current obsessions Good Omens and ofmd, anything fantasy, being a general menace
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Aging Jamiroquai?
November 16, 2024 at 5:52 AM
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Jacks professional Twitter account post of Arby’s logo with text: Thanks to our newest sponsor, @arbys! Visit a local Arby’s and ask for the “Calico Jack” to get 69% off! Arby’s! They have the meats! Replies to post: Calico Jack personal account: The fuck is this…? Calico Jack personal account: I’ll show you whose got the meats Israel Hands account: Jack, whatever it is, do not Roach account (with photo of black sweatpants reading “Stop looking at my dick”: Get ‘em Jack! We know #JacksGotTheMeat #PPsUnite More replies Stedes account: I do enjoy some delicious meat between warm buns! Will have to give this a try! Lucius’ account: I’m coming over and physically throwing your phone into the sea until you get a burner account stede (with the Tired Ben Affleck smoking photo meme)
November 13, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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Tweet from Jacks professional account Jack: Hey @mcdonalds have I got a McD for you, with a side of deez nuggies Image of a chicken nugget shaped like a cock and balls Replies to Jack tweet Jack: I’ve got an idea for a “special sauce” to go with them (wonky face emoji with tongue out, eggplant emoji, water splash emoji) Israel Hands (@izhands_bbradio): Jack, for the love of god stop tagging corporate accounts in posts on official Twitter Roach (@justadream): Booooo leave Papa alone! #cancelizzy #stopspewing #PPsUnite!
November 13, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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Tweet from Jack private Twitter Jack: Put whipped cream on her pussy, call that a Flappuccino Frenchie (@catwitchhunter): Cat-witches are everywhere, don’t trust a pussy they’ll steal your breath
November 13, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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Calico Jack Personal Twitter post Fuck oceans, they don’t have a swim up bar Buttons reply: Ye should be careful what ye say bout th’ sea, she a fickle lover aye
November 13, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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Tweet from Rackham Up official Twitter Celebrate thirsty (beer emoji) Thursdays with a brand spanking (peach emoji) new “Jack in the Box”! Calico supports the girls (two melon emojis). Calling all ladies who’ve been missing the D (eggplant emoji), call-in for Jacks personalized advice on spicing things up in the bedroom (eyes emoji, ok hands emoji, fifer pointing left emoji)! Tune in to 96.9 at 7:15am! (Image of Calico Jack holding a fire extinguisher and firing it from his crotch region onto a woman wearing only underwear) Comments under the Twitter post Stede: Is this only for female listeners? Lucius: Stedey no honey, let’s not do this on main k?
November 13, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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0. Jack after dark…
Twitter profile Header image: storefront called “Dick Waffle” Profile image: a banana with a condom on it suggestively pressed into a slitted passion fruit Jackyyyyy (locked profile image) @PapaPussy Bio: where the magic happens (in my pants) Location: up your ass eggplant emoji Born: June 9, 1979 69 following 4 followers
November 13, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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0. *slaps Jacks ass* you can fit so much douche in here
Twitter profile Top photo: four eggplants Profile photo: Jack holding a kiddie pool and suggestively drinking from a hose “Calico” Jack Rackham @eggplantCJ Host of “Rackham Up!”, live 6-9am M-F on 96.9 the WHIP Full throttle eggplant city! 2 eggplant emojis, 2 peach emojis Location: Americas D Website: www.jackitinthemorning.com 420 following 52k followers Twitter profile Image header: radio sound booth photo Profile picture: Jack on headphones Rackham Up! In the morning (blue check mark) @RackhamUpon969 Join Florida’s #1 morning host, “Calico” Jack Rackham, from 6-9am, M-F on 96.9 the WHIP! Location: Florida Website: www.thewhip969.com 763 following 105k followers
November 13, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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0. Rackham Up! Summary
Summary: Join the full throttle eggplant party, bros! Calico Jack Rackham, shock jock radio host (with a face for tv) anchors Floridas #1 morning radio talk show, ‘Rackham Up!” Blaring straight into your head holes from 6-9am, Monday-Friday, on your top channel for the hits of today, 96.9, The WHIP! Follow along on the (mis)adventures of Calico Jack and his rabid fans, ‘Papa’s P*ssies’, as they cause mayhem online and in your pants!
November 13, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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November 13, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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November 13, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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If you see this, I invite you to post an image from your device with no explanation.
A black and white photo of a giant frog balloon, like from a Macys parade, that looks like it also is confused about why it’s here and what is happening
November 11, 2024 at 5:11 AM
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Well, may as well capture the madness again here

Cumming to eyeholes near you:
Title card for OFMD social media au, Rackham Up! Image reads “Rackham Up! A Calico Jack Shock Jock SMAU”. Photo of actor Will Arnett on a radio microphone. “By mensa_chickens”
November 11, 2024 at 5:06 AM
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Bisexual Kool Aid man is a perfect bi icon, we really do love bursting through the wall and announcing ourselves loudly with a vaguely sexual sounding catch phrase
September 20, 2023 at 4:40 AM
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I need to remember to post here so my Tweet friends don’t forget I’m funny and unfollow me 😭

Anyway if you like GOmens, ofmd, gay sh*t, D&D, crocheting, or making awkward dick jokes, let’s be friends?
Image of Victorian era Crowley with an inset screenshot from tumblr that reads “I’m like a religious art piece. Grotesque, haunting, full of melodrama and guilt and unsettlingly horny.”
September 20, 2023 at 4:25 AM
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Wrote a Good Omens one shot about our girl Bildad becoming a midwife/obstetrician for realsies. Meant it to be funny, but I ended up hurting my own feelings instead.

Maybe check it out?

“The Demon Midwife”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49424758
August 17, 2023 at 9:19 PM
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Hi excited to figure out yet another social media platform to escape the hell that is Twitter! Come say hello!
August 16, 2023 at 9:57 PM