Melanie
@meloc.bsky.social
Momma 👧🏻👧🏻 Wife. Fur mom 🐕🐹
Hairstylist 💇🏼♀️💇🏻♂️ Plant🌱yoga🧘♀️reading 📘lover.
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Kindness always 🥰
Hairstylist 💇🏼♀️💇🏻♂️ Plant🌱yoga🧘♀️reading 📘lover.
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Kindness always 🥰
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[bedtime prayer]
"Dear Lord, you've taken my favorite actor, Robert Duvall, my favorite comedian, Catherine O'Hara, and my favorite musician, Bob Weir. I just wanted to let you know my favorite president is Donald Trump."
"Dear Lord, you've taken my favorite actor, Robert Duvall, my favorite comedian, Catherine O'Hara, and my favorite musician, Bob Weir. I just wanted to let you know my favorite president is Donald Trump."
February 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
[bedtime prayer]
"Dear Lord, you've taken my favorite actor, Robert Duvall, my favorite comedian, Catherine O'Hara, and my favorite musician, Bob Weir. I just wanted to let you know my favorite president is Donald Trump."
"Dear Lord, you've taken my favorite actor, Robert Duvall, my favorite comedian, Catherine O'Hara, and my favorite musician, Bob Weir. I just wanted to let you know my favorite president is Donald Trump."
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Pricing a stack of books illustrated (and signed!) by Jerry Pinkney, and I want to point out that when he includes an afterword, it is SO worth your time to read.
Unpacking symbolism, identifying his influences, realizing themes, all in a conversational tone.
Every one is a little revelation.
Unpacking symbolism, identifying his influences, realizing themes, all in a conversational tone.
Every one is a little revelation.
February 17, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Pricing a stack of books illustrated (and signed!) by Jerry Pinkney, and I want to point out that when he includes an afterword, it is SO worth your time to read.
Unpacking symbolism, identifying his influences, realizing themes, all in a conversational tone.
Every one is a little revelation.
Unpacking symbolism, identifying his influences, realizing themes, all in a conversational tone.
Every one is a little revelation.
My pretty new yoga mat comes tmrw.
I’m so excited!!!
I’m so excited!!!
a little girl is making a funny face while wearing a blue shirt with a leopard print .
ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while wearing a blue shirt with a leopard print .
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 11:04 PM
My pretty new yoga mat comes tmrw.
I’m so excited!!!
I’m so excited!!!
Paging @asaltyredhead.bsky.social
Look! More good cheese news 🙌🏼🧀
Look! More good cheese news 🙌🏼🧀
February 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Paging @asaltyredhead.bsky.social
Look! More good cheese news 🙌🏼🧀
Look! More good cheese news 🙌🏼🧀
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WOMEN👏DON’T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE’S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏TWELFTH 👏EDITION 👏
February 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
WOMEN👏DON’T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE’S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏TWELFTH 👏EDITION 👏
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I just wanted the pink sugar cube. Heh.
Exceedingly grateful I got my vaccinations. Especially since my grandmother contracted polio at the age of 3.
Exceedingly grateful I got my vaccinations. Especially since my grandmother contracted polio at the age of 3.
February 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I just wanted the pink sugar cube. Heh.
Exceedingly grateful I got my vaccinations. Especially since my grandmother contracted polio at the age of 3.
Exceedingly grateful I got my vaccinations. Especially since my grandmother contracted polio at the age of 3.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Neither Houston, nor Fillmore got this girls vote. For reasons like this. 🫠
Announcements about not meeting 10$ day care and back to office mandates on the same day so that everyone's screwed over but no one has time to be fired up all at once .
an aerial view of a busy city street with the words get out of the way on the bottom
Alt: an aerial view of a busy city street with the words get out of the way on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Neither Houston, nor Fillmore got this girls vote. For reasons like this. 🫠
One of my fave things about our little salon is the cozy couch. 💕 days like today when I have a little break between clients I can curl up there with my book. 📚
February 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
One of my fave things about our little salon is the cozy couch. 💕 days like today when I have a little break between clients I can curl up there with my book. 📚
I am a cheese justifying queen! 🙌🏼❤️ best reply ever @asaltyredhead.bsky.social
Thank u for being the cheese justifying Queen that you are 👑👑👑
February 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I am a cheese justifying queen! 🙌🏼❤️ best reply ever @asaltyredhead.bsky.social
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
Rory
My dad loved it for a boy. Mom hated it. 😆 I think it would be cool for any gender.
Rory
My dad loved it for a boy. Mom hated it. 😆 I think it would be cool for any gender.
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
Ruth
It was actually my name for several hours until mum decided to change it as it didn't suit me.
Ruth
It was actually my name for several hours until mum decided to change it as it didn't suit me.
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
Fleur
Apparently my father was having none of it. Left to my own devices I'd probably choose Marianne which isn't without precedent, as my great-grandmother was Mary Anne
Fleur
Apparently my father was having none of it. Left to my own devices I'd probably choose Marianne which isn't without precedent, as my great-grandmother was Mary Anne
February 11, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
Rory
My dad loved it for a boy. Mom hated it. 😆 I think it would be cool for any gender.
Rory
My dad loved it for a boy. Mom hated it. 😆 I think it would be cool for any gender.
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Joy is an act of resistance. Don’t let the miserable bastards get you down.
‘Where are all the joyful motherfuckers?’ Allison Russell and Bad Bunny show us the way out
Morning File by @timbousquet.bsky.social
Morning File by @timbousquet.bsky.social
'Where are all the joyful motherfuckers?' Allison Russell and Bad Bunny show us the way out - Halifax Examiner
Yeah, but you see, I'm wallowing in the depths of cynicism and despair over here.
www.halifaxexaminer.ca
February 10, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Joy is an act of resistance. Don’t let the miserable bastards get you down.
I’m exhausted.
My brain: let’s put on that murder podcast to fall asleep.
(Seriously, Murder with My Husband on Netflix podcasts, her voice is so soothing!)
My brain: let’s put on that murder podcast to fall asleep.
(Seriously, Murder with My Husband on Netflix podcasts, her voice is so soothing!)
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I’m exhausted.
My brain: let’s put on that murder podcast to fall asleep.
(Seriously, Murder with My Husband on Netflix podcasts, her voice is so soothing!)
My brain: let’s put on that murder podcast to fall asleep.
(Seriously, Murder with My Husband on Netflix podcasts, her voice is so soothing!)
Kid Rock’s “rival” half time show 🤦♀️
My sister was telling me about it but she kept saying Chris Rock and I was so confused 🤣🤣🤣
The good thing is. We will be ok friends
My sister was telling me about it but she kept saying Chris Rock and I was so confused 🤣🤣🤣
The good thing is. We will be ok friends
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Kid Rock’s “rival” half time show 🤦♀️
My sister was telling me about it but she kept saying Chris Rock and I was so confused 🤣🤣🤣
The good thing is. We will be ok friends
My sister was telling me about it but she kept saying Chris Rock and I was so confused 🤣🤣🤣
The good thing is. We will be ok friends
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Don’t know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone
February 8, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Don’t know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone
This was excellent! I blew through it.
February 7, 2026 at 11:09 PM
This was excellent! I blew through it.
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February 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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Listen to the poets.
February 3, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Listen to the poets.
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Ricky they’re standing in front of a podium that’s literally a position to lecture the public about anything
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Gervais cited his own 2020 Golden Globes monologue, in which he urged winners not to use their acceptance speeches "as a platform to make a political speech."
decider.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Ricky they’re standing in front of a podium that’s literally a position to lecture the public about anything
This absolutely delights me ❤️🦞
February 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
This absolutely delights me ❤️🦞
12 yo is colouring with her headphones on and she singing red hot chili peppers quietly, outloud. I’ve done well. 🙌🏼
February 2, 2026 at 12:29 AM
12 yo is colouring with her headphones on and she singing red hot chili peppers quietly, outloud. I’ve done well. 🙌🏼
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February 1, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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‘She really is just that mom’: Remembering Catherine O’Hara’s iconic maternal roles
Virgin radio host Shannon Burns says O’Hara’s personality stood out in her famous maternal roles, like the mom in 1990’s hit ‘Home Alone.’
www.ctvnews.ca/video/2026/0...
Virgin radio host Shannon Burns says O’Hara’s personality stood out in her famous maternal roles, like the mom in 1990’s hit ‘Home Alone.’
www.ctvnews.ca/video/2026/0...
‘She really is just that mom’: Remembering Catherine O’Hara’s iconic maternal roles
Virgin radio host Shannon Burns says O’Hara’s personality stood out in her famous maternal roles, like the mom in 1990’s hit ‘Home Alone.’
www.ctvnews.ca
January 30, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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weed smokers finding each other at the function
this is the true meaning of friendship
January 30, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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Did anyone else watch this “Skyscraper Live” on Netflix.
Wild!!! I’m sweating 👀
Wild!!! I’m sweating 👀
January 26, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Did anyone else watch this “Skyscraper Live” on Netflix.
Wild!!! I’m sweating 👀
Wild!!! I’m sweating 👀