Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭
@asaltyredhead.bsky.social
(She/Her) NB, Canada 🇨🇦
Unapologetic overuser of emoji's
Everything I post is satire, probably
Opinions are plenty & my own
Unapologetic overuser of emoji's
Everything I post is satire, probably
Opinions are plenty & my own
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grateful for all the love I've been surrounded by this galentines day 🥹💕
February 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
grateful for all the love I've been surrounded by this galentines day 🥹💕
The loveliest thing about the world is that it's just a series of new possibilities everyday
February 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
The loveliest thing about the world is that it's just a series of new possibilities everyday
Today I discovered I accidentally starred in a local Valentine's Day ad and then I also made a snowman.
February 11, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Today I discovered I accidentally starred in a local Valentine's Day ad and then I also made a snowman.
Thanks for always being there to help us reject reality, Dawson. 💔🕊
February 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Thanks for always being there to help us reject reality, Dawson. 💔🕊
I hope my kitchen counter enjoys the perfect coffee that I left on it this morning.
February 11, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I hope my kitchen counter enjoys the perfect coffee that I left on it this morning.
Them: What's your biggest fear?
Me: A national study coming out showing the average amount of cheese other people eat in a day, which will thus bring to light the full extent of my cheese overuseage.
Me: A national study coming out showing the average amount of cheese other people eat in a day, which will thus bring to light the full extent of my cheese overuseage.
February 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Them: What's your biggest fear?
Me: A national study coming out showing the average amount of cheese other people eat in a day, which will thus bring to light the full extent of my cheese overuseage.
Me: A national study coming out showing the average amount of cheese other people eat in a day, which will thus bring to light the full extent of my cheese overuseage.
That one coworker* who goes around humming Christmas carols off season is SO annoying.
*it's me.
*it's me.
February 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
That one coworker* who goes around humming Christmas carols off season is SO annoying.
*it's me.
*it's me.
"My ability to put off working out is nothing short of astounding." she says, while taking a selfie to further delay.
February 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
"My ability to put off working out is nothing short of astounding." she says, while taking a selfie to further delay.
If he fits, he sits 😭
February 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
If he fits, he sits 😭
Whenever I wear one earbud, I pick the left ear, but today? I picked the right. Wild.
February 6, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Whenever I wear one earbud, I pick the left ear, but today? I picked the right. Wild.
The nostalgic urge to stockpile frozen juice
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The nostalgic urge to stockpile frozen juice
I don't think I will ever be able to have my dog dogsat again for the simple fact that I wouldn't want to explain that he prefers to drink his water from a water bottle that you have to hold for him.
February 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I don't think I will ever be able to have my dog dogsat again for the simple fact that I wouldn't want to explain that he prefers to drink his water from a water bottle that you have to hold for him.
There's not much a bowl of mashed potatoes can't fix.
February 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
There's not much a bowl of mashed potatoes can't fix.
discarded love
*had to repost because I can't take 3 seconds to spellcheck anything these days
*had to repost because I can't take 3 seconds to spellcheck anything these days
February 3, 2026 at 9:50 PM
discarded love
*had to repost because I can't take 3 seconds to spellcheck anything these days
*had to repost because I can't take 3 seconds to spellcheck anything these days
Unfortunately, I put too much faith into the buttons of my new blouse.
February 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Unfortunately, I put too much faith into the buttons of my new blouse.
Also, since it's February 1st, don't forget to blow cinnamon through your front door 🧚♀️✨️
February 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Also, since it's February 1st, don't forget to blow cinnamon through your front door 🧚♀️✨️
Imbolc Blessings 🌱
The halfway point between Winter Solstice & Spring Equinox. A celebration of renewal,of growth, of poetry, and of hope.
The knowledge that even in the harshest conditions, the light is returning.
A day to plant your intentions & welcome what lay ahead.
The halfway point between Winter Solstice & Spring Equinox. A celebration of renewal,of growth, of poetry, and of hope.
The knowledge that even in the harshest conditions, the light is returning.
A day to plant your intentions & welcome what lay ahead.
February 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Imbolc Blessings 🌱
The halfway point between Winter Solstice & Spring Equinox. A celebration of renewal,of growth, of poetry, and of hope.
The knowledge that even in the harshest conditions, the light is returning.
A day to plant your intentions & welcome what lay ahead.
The halfway point between Winter Solstice & Spring Equinox. A celebration of renewal,of growth, of poetry, and of hope.
The knowledge that even in the harshest conditions, the light is returning.
A day to plant your intentions & welcome what lay ahead.
One of my favorite Moira quotes (and, of course, words I live by).
What a legacy to leave behind 🕊❤️
What a legacy to leave behind 🕊❤️
January 30, 2026 at 11:43 PM
One of my favorite Moira quotes (and, of course, words I live by).
What a legacy to leave behind 🕊❤️
What a legacy to leave behind 🕊❤️
friday vibes ✌️
January 30, 2026 at 9:51 PM
friday vibes ✌️
As yes, "stuck". The most romantic Valentines Day sentiment of them all
January 30, 2026 at 4:08 PM
As yes, "stuck". The most romantic Valentines Day sentiment of them all
What a lovely & thoughtful design.
January 29, 2026 at 4:30 PM
What a lovely & thoughtful design.
Okay, why was no one else excited over this. It's like none of you spent your early 2000's wearing low rise jeans with AE layered tanks & fringe bangs watching Grey's Anatomy on repeat and listening to The Fray in every episode.
January 29, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Okay, why was no one else excited over this. It's like none of you spent your early 2000's wearing low rise jeans with AE layered tanks & fringe bangs watching Grey's Anatomy on repeat and listening to The Fray in every episode.
Had my earbuds in and was intentionally looking at my phone on my lunch walk to try and universally signal that I didn't want to be approached, so a stange man decided to grab me by the waist just to get my attention instead. 🙃
I just can't 🙃
I just can't 🙃
January 28, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Had my earbuds in and was intentionally looking at my phone on my lunch walk to try and universally signal that I didn't want to be approached, so a stange man decided to grab me by the waist just to get my attention instead. 🙃
I just can't 🙃
I just can't 🙃
THE SQUEALS I AM SQUEALING
January 28, 2026 at 5:40 PM
THE SQUEALS I AM SQUEALING
One of these things is not like the others
January 27, 2026 at 9:26 PM
One of these things is not like the others