Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭
@asaltyredhead.bsky.social
(She/Her) NB, Canada 🇨🇦
Unapologetic overuser of emoji's
Everything I post is satire, probably
Opinions are plenty & my own
Unapologetic overuser of emoji's
Everything I post is satire, probably
Opinions are plenty & my own
Pinned
Good thing we aren't running a deficit
NEW from me...
Irving Paper to get $45 million in Holt tariff relief funds
The money, part of a $54.3-million package for a total of seven New Brunswick companies, is contingent on job targets, minister says
tj.news/new-brunswic... #NB
Irving Paper to get $45 million in Holt tariff relief funds
The money, part of a $54.3-million package for a total of seven New Brunswick companies, is contingent on job targets, minister says
tj.news/new-brunswic... #NB
Irving Paper to get $45 million in Holt tariff relief funds
The money, part of a $54.3-million package for a total of seven New Brunswick companies, is contingent on job targets, minister says
tj.news
February 19, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Good thing we aren't running a deficit
I'm smart, but not "can understand military time" smart.
February 18, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I'm smart, but not "can understand military time" smart.
What's your adhd level?
Mine is continually forgetting I have a life threatening food allergy and eating whatever is in front of me.
Mine is continually forgetting I have a life threatening food allergy and eating whatever is in front of me.
February 18, 2026 at 7:40 PM
What's your adhd level?
Mine is continually forgetting I have a life threatening food allergy and eating whatever is in front of me.
Mine is continually forgetting I have a life threatening food allergy and eating whatever is in front of me.
Who's your daddy?
(So sorry, power tools go straight to my head)
(So sorry, power tools go straight to my head)
February 16, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Who's your daddy?
(So sorry, power tools go straight to my head)
(So sorry, power tools go straight to my head)
I've had better plans
February 16, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I've had better plans
And then, suddenly, a day comes where you're sitting in a coffee shop reading reviews on cauldron's
February 15, 2026 at 1:30 PM
And then, suddenly, a day comes where you're sitting in a coffee shop reading reviews on cauldron's
I can't top this, so what he said ⬇️
"I'd wreck ya harder than the potholes did to your rims."
More SJ appropriate?
More SJ appropriate?
February 14, 2026 at 12:33 PM
I can't top this, so what he said ⬇️
grateful for all the love I've been surrounded by this galentines day 🥹💕
February 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
grateful for all the love I've been surrounded by this galentines day 🥹💕
The loveliest thing about the world is that it's just a series of new possibilities everyday
February 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
The loveliest thing about the world is that it's just a series of new possibilities everyday
Today I discovered I accidentally starred in a local Valentine's Day ad and then I also made a snowman.
February 11, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Today I discovered I accidentally starred in a local Valentine's Day ad and then I also made a snowman.
Thanks for always being there to help us reject reality, Dawson. 💔🕊
February 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Thanks for always being there to help us reject reality, Dawson. 💔🕊
I hope my kitchen counter enjoys the perfect coffee that I left on it this morning.
February 11, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I hope my kitchen counter enjoys the perfect coffee that I left on it this morning.
Them: What's your biggest fear?
Me: A national study coming out showing the average amount of cheese other people eat in a day, which will thus bring to light the full extent of my cheese overuseage.
Me: A national study coming out showing the average amount of cheese other people eat in a day, which will thus bring to light the full extent of my cheese overuseage.
February 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Them: What's your biggest fear?
Me: A national study coming out showing the average amount of cheese other people eat in a day, which will thus bring to light the full extent of my cheese overuseage.
Me: A national study coming out showing the average amount of cheese other people eat in a day, which will thus bring to light the full extent of my cheese overuseage.
That one coworker* who goes around humming Christmas carols off season is SO annoying.
*it's me.
*it's me.
February 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
That one coworker* who goes around humming Christmas carols off season is SO annoying.
*it's me.
*it's me.
"My ability to put off working out is nothing short of astounding." she says, while taking a selfie to further delay.
February 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
"My ability to put off working out is nothing short of astounding." she says, while taking a selfie to further delay.
If he fits, he sits 😭
February 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
If he fits, he sits 😭
Whenever I wear one earbud, I pick the left ear, but today? I picked the right. Wild.
February 6, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Whenever I wear one earbud, I pick the left ear, but today? I picked the right. Wild.
The nostalgic urge to stockpile frozen juice
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The nostalgic urge to stockpile frozen juice
I don't think I will ever be able to have my dog dogsat again for the simple fact that I wouldn't want to explain that he prefers to drink his water from a water bottle that you have to hold for him.
February 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I don't think I will ever be able to have my dog dogsat again for the simple fact that I wouldn't want to explain that he prefers to drink his water from a water bottle that you have to hold for him.
There's not much a bowl of mashed potatoes can't fix.
February 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
There's not much a bowl of mashed potatoes can't fix.
discarded love
*had to repost because I can't take 3 seconds to spellcheck anything these days
*had to repost because I can't take 3 seconds to spellcheck anything these days
February 3, 2026 at 9:50 PM
discarded love
*had to repost because I can't take 3 seconds to spellcheck anything these days
*had to repost because I can't take 3 seconds to spellcheck anything these days
Unfortunately, I put too much faith into the buttons of my new blouse.
February 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Unfortunately, I put too much faith into the buttons of my new blouse.
Also, since it's February 1st, don't forget to blow cinnamon through your front door 🧚♀️✨️
February 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Also, since it's February 1st, don't forget to blow cinnamon through your front door 🧚♀️✨️
Imbolc Blessings 🌱
The halfway point between Winter Solstice & Spring Equinox. A celebration of renewal,of growth, of poetry, and of hope.
The knowledge that even in the harshest conditions, the light is returning.
A day to plant your intentions & welcome what lay ahead.
The halfway point between Winter Solstice & Spring Equinox. A celebration of renewal,of growth, of poetry, and of hope.
The knowledge that even in the harshest conditions, the light is returning.
A day to plant your intentions & welcome what lay ahead.
February 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Imbolc Blessings 🌱
The halfway point between Winter Solstice & Spring Equinox. A celebration of renewal,of growth, of poetry, and of hope.
The knowledge that even in the harshest conditions, the light is returning.
A day to plant your intentions & welcome what lay ahead.
The halfway point between Winter Solstice & Spring Equinox. A celebration of renewal,of growth, of poetry, and of hope.
The knowledge that even in the harshest conditions, the light is returning.
A day to plant your intentions & welcome what lay ahead.
One of my favorite Moira quotes (and, of course, words I live by).
What a legacy to leave behind 🕊❤️
What a legacy to leave behind 🕊❤️
January 30, 2026 at 11:43 PM
One of my favorite Moira quotes (and, of course, words I live by).
What a legacy to leave behind 🕊❤️
What a legacy to leave behind 🕊❤️