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Meister Shake
@meistershake.bsky.social
Toy Artistry, Monster Kid & Film Appreciation. General Fuckery and Assorted Smartassery.
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A Muppet version of Friday The 13th but the only human people are Steve Christy and Sandy the waitress. Everyone else is a Muppet.
I need to see better pictures of those new Neca Jason figures. The pictures they showed make them look like their pieces of shit from Trick Or Treat studios.
February 13, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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I made you all the perfect FT13 Valentine's Day playlist with a mix of old and new songs. Please enjoy & share!
My Mixtape’s A Masterpiece: A Killer Valentine’s

@sanshinsoba.bsky.social assembled a musical celebration of the crossroads where terror and romance meet.

www.neonsplatter.com/mixtapes-a-m...
February 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Top Ten of 2025.
February 11, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Slay the Beast! @Savagecrucible
February 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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boobs. share if you agree
February 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
My Wife gets to open the Dinosaurs and I get to open the Robots.
February 10, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Huge win at McDs today!
What a Haul! Thanks to the nice employee at McDs that helped me out!
February 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Wired the Red Tornado cape. (Can't imagine why they didn't include one). You can get much better posing with it now.
February 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Red Blooded American Girl (1990) ⭐ 3.8 | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
1h 29m | R
www.imdb.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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The Thirty/Thirty I wanted:
The Thirty/Thirty I got:
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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dracula's castle, wildwood, new jersey, 1978
February 9, 2026 at 8:36 AM
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Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
Here's that Ring #SuperBowl commercial:
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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If you touch it, it's Santa Clause rules.

It's also how they pick the new Noid, so be careful.
they just left the entire bag. is this how they choose a new delivery person??
August 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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haunted mansion, long branch, new jersey, 1978
February 7, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Caught Cobra Commander at his day job.
February 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I'm extremely happy with this Guy. He turned out great. Except for the laser port on the one shoulder that he didnt have.
February 6, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Another one down!
February 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Medieval Times but it's six Disney Princesses fighting each other with their Prince's as their squires.
a picture of elsa from the movie frozen with the words ready for battle below her
ALT: a picture of elsa from the movie frozen with the words ready for battle below her
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Walking back last night and legit thought this was a Gator for a second.
February 4, 2026 at 3:18 PM
It's too early buddy.
February 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Nice to see some Darkwing merchandise.
February 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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Did 7th Heaven exist just so insane parents could gaslight their kids into thinking their families were normal?
January 30, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Gave Belualyth a new whip and belt. Got rid of some the junk covering her. Way better now. #MythicLegions
January 29, 2026 at 2:44 AM