megnb
@megnb.bsky.social
cussing hillbilly holler banshee extra-salty twice-baked flavor-blasted AuDHD d&d nerd mom, accidental housewife, mean care bear
Day 2 of this prednisone pack got me feeling like i could win a fist fight with god
March 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Day 2 of this prednisone pack got me feeling like i could win a fist fight with god
Failing to read directions & ending up with a quadruple strength cup of "hot cinnamon sunset" tea
a baby in a green shirt is making a funny face while sitting on a couch .
Alt: a baby in a green shirt making a worried/pained face says "help"
media.tenor.com
March 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Failing to read directions & ending up with a quadruple strength cup of "hot cinnamon sunset" tea
Making the Southern mama "AAH" every time Tom Hanks keeps putting a long A in Appalachia
March 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Making the Southern mama "AAH" every time Tom Hanks keeps putting a long A in Appalachia
May i just say that i did NOT expect the first season score of yellowjackets to hit "accidentally unmasking in the middle school pickup line" levels of go hard but I appreciate the shit out of it
February 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
May i just say that i did NOT expect the first season score of yellowjackets to hit "accidentally unmasking in the middle school pickup line" levels of go hard but I appreciate the shit out of it
My popes? Smoking.
My femmes? Violent.
My young cannibals? fine.
February 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My popes? Smoking.
Reposted by megnb
Li’l update: We growing in numbers, slowly but significantly. 😌
If you’re #AuDHD and you or your neurokin are seeking a community, we’re building one. Please reskeet/let them know they are welcome. There’s room to add, and i can always remove/re-add if anyone chooses to.
If you’re #AuDHD and you or your neurokin are seeking a community, we’re building one. Please reskeet/let them know they are welcome. There’s room to add, and i can always remove/re-add if anyone chooses to.
January 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Li’l update: We growing in numbers, slowly but significantly. 😌
If you’re #AuDHD and you or your neurokin are seeking a community, we’re building one. Please reskeet/let them know they are welcome. There’s room to add, and i can always remove/re-add if anyone chooses to.
If you’re #AuDHD and you or your neurokin are seeking a community, we’re building one. Please reskeet/let them know they are welcome. There’s room to add, and i can always remove/re-add if anyone chooses to.
Shout out to the one particular audhd brain cell connecting my brain's literal thinking & delayed processing systems for taking a YEAR to realize "no pokes, pricks, or tourniquets" probably definitely includes the way-too-tight braided elastic watchband I usually wear on the exact arm I should avoid
January 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Shout out to the one particular audhd brain cell connecting my brain's literal thinking & delayed processing systems for taking a YEAR to realize "no pokes, pricks, or tourniquets" probably definitely includes the way-too-tight braided elastic watchband I usually wear on the exact arm I should avoid
Day 6 of using the magic wand to blast the shit out of all the lymph nodes from my armpits to my sinuses, & i finally remember that my left pit has been feeling swollen since the damn mastectomy OVER A YEAR AGO 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
January 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Day 6 of using the magic wand to blast the shit out of all the lymph nodes from my armpits to my sinuses, & i finally remember that my left pit has been feeling swollen since the damn mastectomy OVER A YEAR AGO 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Y'all i was mixing the rub for some pulled pork & it turned into kinetic sand & now my brain has turned stabbing-stirring-staring at it into a stim bc the world is fucked & some asshole is using the tism as a defense for his atrociousness again
January 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Y'all i was mixing the rub for some pulled pork & it turned into kinetic sand & now my brain has turned stabbing-stirring-staring at it into a stim bc the world is fucked & some asshole is using the tism as a defense for his atrociousness again
Yes, it's years later & we've all moved on & canceled everything about that one series, but I just need to know:
Was that fucking website trolling my then-undiagnosed adhd ass when it decided that, out of all the damn animals in the whole wide world, *my* patronus should be a fucking SQUIRREL?
Was that fucking website trolling my then-undiagnosed adhd ass when it decided that, out of all the damn animals in the whole wide world, *my* patronus should be a fucking SQUIRREL?
January 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Yes, it's years later & we've all moved on & canceled everything about that one series, but I just need to know:
Was that fucking website trolling my then-undiagnosed adhd ass when it decided that, out of all the damn animals in the whole wide world, *my* patronus should be a fucking SQUIRREL?
Was that fucking website trolling my then-undiagnosed adhd ass when it decided that, out of all the damn animals in the whole wide world, *my* patronus should be a fucking SQUIRREL?
Another day of assaulting myself with the big light in the name of doing the most bare minimum of tasks to keep the household alive bc my brain refuses to believe that this level of ambient light could possibly exist outside of the time that we normally spend squinting & clutching our morning coffee
January 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Another day of assaulting myself with the big light in the name of doing the most bare minimum of tasks to keep the household alive bc my brain refuses to believe that this level of ambient light could possibly exist outside of the time that we normally spend squinting & clutching our morning coffee
I misheard Fierna as Fieri & now it's canon that our cleric's deity is the God of Flavortown
January 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I misheard Fierna as Fieri & now it's canon that our cleric's deity is the God of Flavortown
True love in your 40s is giving your partner a ✨️massager✨️ that'll bust "that one knot" just as well as it busts their nut
January 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
True love in your 40s is giving your partner a ✨️massager✨️ that'll bust "that one knot" just as well as it busts their nut
The autistic/adhd wintertime agony when you have the thought
"I have to turn on the big light, or I'm never gonna wake up enough to do a damn thing today"
"I have to turn on the big light, or I'm never gonna wake up enough to do a damn thing today"
January 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The autistic/adhd wintertime agony when you have the thought
"I have to turn on the big light, or I'm never gonna wake up enough to do a damn thing today"
"I have to turn on the big light, or I'm never gonna wake up enough to do a damn thing today"
my leaf litter brings all the boys to the yard
January 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
my leaf litter brings all the boys to the yard
What's the appropriate gif for when the dental anesthesia goes so hard you can feel it in your upper eyelid
November 21, 2024 at 5:54 PM
What's the appropriate gif for when the dental anesthesia goes so hard you can feel it in your upper eyelid
Is it a panic attack or am I just ✨️hungry✨️
November 19, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Is it a panic attack or am I just ✨️hungry✨️
On a related note-
Happy birthday to my Dad, who once looked me dead in the eye & grinned as he said:
"Just be glad yours isn't Myrtle"
after my Mom wrapped up a cute anecdote about the 8 y/o student in her class who'd proudly announced to everyone that her name was also the place of her conception
Happy birthday to my Dad, who once looked me dead in the eye & grinned as he said:
"Just be glad yours isn't Myrtle"
after my Mom wrapped up a cute anecdote about the 8 y/o student in her class who'd proudly announced to everyone that her name was also the place of her conception
Happy birthday to everyone who, like my sister, once did the math and, in horror, realized today is exactly nine months after Valentine’s Day
November 15, 2024 at 2:05 PM
On a related note-
Happy birthday to my Dad, who once looked me dead in the eye & grinned as he said:
"Just be glad yours isn't Myrtle"
after my Mom wrapped up a cute anecdote about the 8 y/o student in her class who'd proudly announced to everyone that her name was also the place of her conception
Happy birthday to my Dad, who once looked me dead in the eye & grinned as he said:
"Just be glad yours isn't Myrtle"
after my Mom wrapped up a cute anecdote about the 8 y/o student in her class who'd proudly announced to everyone that her name was also the place of her conception
Passing the Torch of Unexpectedly Apt Autistic Observations to my 16 y/o for
"Cream of Wheat is the applesauce of oatmeal"
which led me to realize why certain brands/preparations of both items are on my lifelong safe foods list, but oatmeal is not.
"Cream of Wheat is the applesauce of oatmeal"
which led me to realize why certain brands/preparations of both items are on my lifelong safe foods list, but oatmeal is not.
November 14, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Passing the Torch of Unexpectedly Apt Autistic Observations to my 16 y/o for
"Cream of Wheat is the applesauce of oatmeal"
which led me to realize why certain brands/preparations of both items are on my lifelong safe foods list, but oatmeal is not.
"Cream of Wheat is the applesauce of oatmeal"
which led me to realize why certain brands/preparations of both items are on my lifelong safe foods list, but oatmeal is not.
Guess what important thing I did today
(Please say "voted!" bc I will likely shed real tears if there was something else that was major & I spaced about it 🤣🤣)
(Please say "voted!" bc I will likely shed real tears if there was something else that was major & I spaced about it 🤣🤣)
October 31, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Guess what important thing I did today
(Please say "voted!" bc I will likely shed real tears if there was something else that was major & I spaced about it 🤣🤣)
(Please say "voted!" bc I will likely shed real tears if there was something else that was major & I spaced about it 🤣🤣)
There was a massive overhaul to the features of one of the task management apps I use to run my existence
& it's kinda great but also there's a significant change to the way I used to use it & my audhd brain is absolutely in fucking mourning
please send cheese tots & pears
& it's kinda great but also there's a significant change to the way I used to use it & my audhd brain is absolutely in fucking mourning
please send cheese tots & pears
October 30, 2024 at 5:26 PM
There was a massive overhaul to the features of one of the task management apps I use to run my existence
& it's kinda great but also there's a significant change to the way I used to use it & my audhd brain is absolutely in fucking mourning
please send cheese tots & pears
& it's kinda great but also there's a significant change to the way I used to use it & my audhd brain is absolutely in fucking mourning
please send cheese tots & pears
"You're going through a lot right now because God's got you in a pressure cooker, but it's not meant to destroy you; he's preparing you for something great."
.....but things in the pressure cooker get eaten when they come out?
.....but things in the pressure cooker get eaten when they come out?
October 24, 2024 at 12:14 PM
"You're going through a lot right now because God's got you in a pressure cooker, but it's not meant to destroy you; he's preparing you for something great."
.....but things in the pressure cooker get eaten when they come out?
.....but things in the pressure cooker get eaten when they come out?
Hubs: babe, whatcha doin?
Me: *not looking* sorting the packing material from that thing
H: again?
M: *still working* yeah bc new stuff got added so now the organization doesn't make sense & -
H: aren't we just...recycling it?
M: *worker bee mode* yes but now I can stack it more efficiently & -
Me: *not looking* sorting the packing material from that thing
H: again?
M: *still working* yeah bc new stuff got added so now the organization doesn't make sense & -
H: aren't we just...recycling it?
M: *worker bee mode* yes but now I can stack it more efficiently & -
“Yeah, I dunno. That book says autistic kids play by lining up all of their toys and arranging them by category and I never did that as a child.”
Me, while I go through all of my markers and sort them by brand and color.
Me, while I go through all of my markers and sort them by brand and color.
October 23, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Hubs: babe, whatcha doin?
Me: *not looking* sorting the packing material from that thing
H: again?
M: *still working* yeah bc new stuff got added so now the organization doesn't make sense & -
H: aren't we just...recycling it?
M: *worker bee mode* yes but now I can stack it more efficiently & -
Me: *not looking* sorting the packing material from that thing
H: again?
M: *still working* yeah bc new stuff got added so now the organization doesn't make sense & -
H: aren't we just...recycling it?
M: *worker bee mode* yes but now I can stack it more efficiently & -
High five to all my autistic tummy friends whose perennial safe food list is essentially just a slightly modified BRAT diet
October 23, 2024 at 12:54 PM
High five to all my autistic tummy friends whose perennial safe food list is essentially just a slightly modified BRAT diet