megnb
megnb.bsky.social
megnb
@megnb.bsky.social
cussing hillbilly holler banshee extra-salty twice-baked flavor-blasted AuDHD d&d nerd mom, accidental housewife, mean care bear
"But Meg," i hear you say, "why didn't you just dilute it?"

Bc in typical #adhd fashion, it took 3.5 business days for it to occur to me to even check the damn instructions to see if i had screwed up or if this tea was *supposed* to burn like hellfire on the tongue
March 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Thought watching a nature show was gonna relax me while i get double-teamed by strep & flu-A, but then my man came to the smokies & now I'm here
a man in a red vest is talking to an elf in a store .
Alt: Buddy the elf grabs the store manager's arm, excitedly exclaiming I KNOW HIM. I KNOW HIM
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March 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
WHEW
(Imma need you to nom an ear for me kthnx)
February 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I just realized that this might actually be a problem & not a thing to celebrate
February 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I wonder if younger cats squeak bc their vocalizations are to communicate with mom/other cats & then later in life they're trying to communicate with humans & mimicking as best they can?
Also having more mature vocal folds?
Now i wanna deep dive on cat vocal function
January 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
You know I am ALWAYS happy to overexplain myself 🤣🤣🤣
January 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Lmfao, no - I do the inner corners of my eyes with my fingertips, but using the hitachi on my neck made my sinuses drain hard enough to make my eyes *also* drain just enough for me to notice they weren't really draining at all.
i do hit the spot between my brows with the hitachi, though.
January 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
No lie - i noticed that my vision has improved & i actually had the thought - how long have i been going through life with the equivalent of a grease filter on my eyeballs??
January 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Mine are STILL POPPING
Also realized even my tear ducts were clogged up, so i started massaging the inner corner of my eye & the amount of eye goo that's come out so far..... it's like i had pink eye sans viral infection 🙃🙃
I'm gonna have to do a full hot compress situation to get it clear
January 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It is, but it's bc you're a tiny Virgo everyone thinks is cute (they're right), but who can & will unalive a bigger animal with your face bc they encroached on your territory
January 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Honestly, it's just been really fucking annoying & I didn't even track that my nodes were blocked up - i just thought i messed up my shoulder by side-sleeping with large joint hypermobility issues, but it turns out I needed my lymph to drain more than I needed to stretch/pop my shoulder
January 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Ok but yours is pretty & mine is a trope 😭😭😭
January 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Fun fact: that one setting on the hitachi that you assumed could only be used for doing permanent damage to your nerve endings is actually really great for blasting the clogs out of your swollen armpit nodes if you're experiencing symptoms of lymphedema
January 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM