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cussing hillbilly holler banshee extra-salty twice-baked flavor-blasted AuDHD d&d nerd mom, accidental housewife, mean care bear
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Bunnygirl dinner
A small cup of buttermilk ranch dressing sits next to small piles of cut celery and carrot sticks on a red fiesta saucer. Yes, it's the good shit. Please be proud - I cut those veggies my damn self & actually saved parts of the celery to grow more bc I'm that bitch now. We are bedrotting, so that's my pale-ass calf & the hem of my blue/green/white plaid pj pants in the upper right-hand corner of the photo, & the background is the light taupe fitted sheet from upon which i seemingly run every part of my damn existence these days.
March 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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my leaf litter brings all the boys to the yard
A pair of white-tailed bucks walking through an overgrown lawn as it begins to snow in northeast Tn.
January 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Guess what important thing I did today

(Please say "voted!" bc I will likely shed real tears if there was something else that was major & I spaced about it 🤣🤣)
Meg is smirking at the viewer & showing off the voting sticker on her neck. the shot is cropped so that most of the attention goes to the sticker & not the blurred kitchen background or her appearance- that of a middle-aged white woman with short brunette hair & dark brown eyes wearing a navy blue retro nasa tee-shirt under a brown knit cardigan.
October 31, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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"No, really. He's just hanging out. I think he's lonely. Pleaaaase?"
We call this look Tawny Steele. A mostly profile shot of the young white-tailed buck still standing in the grass in front of a stack of cut wood, but now his head is turned to look directly at the camera. Still just as relaxed as ever. It's real likely he's one of the fawns that was born here. A profile shot of the young white-tailed buck standing in the grass between a fallen tree and a stack of cut wood, having a snack. His two-pronged antlers gleam in the morning light. His greyish brown coat appears healthy. His large ears are alert & listening. His posture is still super relaxed. Fall in Southern Appalachia is nice sometimes. Young buck heading away to the forest looks over his shoulder at me before leaving as if to say he'll see me again soon.
October 21, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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"Mom, there's a deer in the yard; can I go say hi?"
A young white-tailed buck lays in tall grass between a fallen tree and a stack of cut wood. Brown autumn leaves are scattered around. A profile shot of the young white-tailed buck still laying in tall grass between a fallen tree and a stack of cut wood. The two points of each of his antlers are more visible. To the right & mostly out of frame is a white and grey wooden storage shed. Brown autumn leaves are scattered around. A mostly profile shot of the young white-tailed buck now standing in the grass between a fallen tree and a stack of cut wood. The identifying white tail is visible but lowered because he is relaxed here. To the right & mostly out of frame is a white and grey wooden storage shed. Brown autumn leaves are scattered around. This boy here was posing, I swear. A mostly profile shot of the young white-tailed buck standing in the grass between a fallen tree and a stack of cut wood, but now his head is turned to look back over his shoulder & his antlers gleam in the morning light. His large ears are alert & listening. His posture is still relaxed. He knows he's safe here.
October 21, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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After acting like he was gonna up & decease* on me for 3 days straight, this asshole** is back on his bullshit***

*vomiting, lethargic, hiding
**soul-mate in cat form, sent by the cat distribution center
***putting his butthole where the water reservoir for the coffee maker sits to be filled
A short-haired tuxedo cat sits on the sink in front of a window, looking over his shoulder annoyed at the viewer. To his left, & mostly out of frame, is the coffee maker. To his right (almost entirely out of frame) is the filtered water faucet. There's a paper towel on the counter/back of the sink between the cat & the window. Outside, deciduous trees begin to change color. There was a deer in the yard. This asshole thinks he can take it down.
October 21, 2024 at 12:31 PM
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Everyone being very kind & checking on me: omggg are you okay?? How are you feeling???

Me, an AuDHD-er with a high surgical pain tolerance who is currently on a post-op adhd med vacation:
Cropped AquaTeen Hunger Force screencap shows stoned-looking Meatball rolling down the road with a cigarette hanging from his mouth with the text "God has allowed me to live another day and I'm about to make it everyone's problem."
December 15, 2023 at 7:02 PM
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How to jack-o-lantern when your dad is a contractor
A longhaired boy wearing safety glasses and a blue hoodie jacket uses a large drill with an egg beater in place of a drill bit to hollow out a huge pumpkin on a plastic- sheet-covered wooden dining table. Smaller pumpkins in the foreground look on in horror at their futures A man in a blue plaid flannel jacket & carpenter jeans leans toward the large pumpkin as he carefully uses a jigsaw to cut out the bottom. The smaller pumpkins on the plastic-covered table stare in shock & terror.
October 31, 2023 at 2:45 PM
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Ok this is pretty...
& there is at least one variety of lilac that does bloom twice a year...

But this ain't one of those.

Idk if I should be proud of her for adapting or scared shitless about just how much climate change in my area I've witnessed in 41 years on this planet or both...
Blooms on a lilac bush - old, new, & in progress - in mid-October, which is most definitely not when these beauties should be putting out
October 14, 2023 at 4:13 PM
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Stomping down the aisles to this banger got me through my weekly Aldi speed run in record time 🤣

#ActuallyAutistic #ADHD #AuDHD
Screenshot of Pandora radio mobile app shows a red/blue negative photo of musical artist M.I.A. - is an album or a single cover, idk Text at top reads "boss bitch radio" with "playlist" below. Under the photo, text reads "Y.A.L.A." & M.I.A. The song is Y.A.L.A. if you had not already caught on & if you had yay! Also if you are an autie-ophile (lol see what i did there?) & you are super into music, hmu - I never don't want to talk music.
September 14, 2023 at 5:59 PM
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Y'all.
Say it.

SAY IT.
Screenshot from the profile of user @megnb.bsky.social showing her display name, meggles, & her followers/following/posts counts 69 followers (nice) 83 following (I need more friends) 271 posts (we getting there) Parenthetical are personal commentary not included in the image.
September 14, 2023 at 2:15 PM
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Reskeet the last meme you saved:
Illustration of the brave little toaster with a banner that reads "Brave Little Bath Bomb"
September 14, 2023 at 2:11 PM
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I had to scroll SO DEEP to find the pic I took for not-bird-anymore app, but here's my original pair.
Additional info- I have ski feet (extremely narrow with tiny bony heels) & these are the ONLY no-tie sneakers that I don't just walk right out of that also don't cut into my Achilles tendon
Photo of my feet with a little ankle/shin action while I stand on hardwood floors with a yellow/orange finish. Shoes are Bobs from Skechers Beach Bingo sneakers with a cowboy kitty print & blue no-tie laces
September 8, 2023 at 4:21 PM
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Y'all I was so sad bc I waited too long to order a backup pair of my same-shoes, & they're now out of stock at the only place I knew to get them, so I did the AuDHD obsessive-internet-research thing last night, & BEHOLD.
I give you -
MY SAME SHOES, NOW IN GREEEEEEN KITTIES!!
Bobs from Skechers Beach Bingo sneakers have a canvas upper with illustrated cats in varying shades of green/white that have pink circle cheeks, a white rubber sole, comfy elastic scrunch back, & no-tie white laces. Screenshot from amazon
September 8, 2023 at 3:41 PM
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I slept more than 5 hours last night for the first time in weeks, so I'm chilling here-ish
Y'all forgive me, idek how to go about describing this, but my highlighted spots on the mood meter are in the low energy range of the energy axis, skewing slightly unpleasant on the pleasantness axis. Yeah bro, I just need some sleep. Things will slow down next week. One day something will kill me.
September 8, 2023 at 3:17 PM
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#adhd got the better of Dave during our weekly virtual ttrpg session & he convinced me to do some editing on the cyberpunk character portrait I coaxed out of midjourney over the course of weeks of prompt-tweaking/re-rolling variations/autistically obsessing over "finding" Shylee's face
A pale-skinned redhead cyberpunk woman wearing translucent red retrofuturistic glasses with yellow & orange glowing lights detailing stares at the viewer with uncanny pale green cybernetic eyes as a wry grin begins to play at her aubergine-colored lips. She wears a black motorcycle jacket. City lights in varying shades of orange, yellow & green glow it of focus in the background. Midjourney prompt + Adobe photoshop + Adobe Lightroom edits by me
September 3, 2023 at 3:07 AM
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@nome.bsky.social
IT'S ALL HAPPENING & I HAVE OPTIONS
Screenshot of my gaming group's discord chat reads meggles Today at 12:48 PM LET IT BE KNOWN [Screenshots of @Nome's post & my replies] Duchess_of_Pork Today at 12:49 PM Ooh! Harsh Your Mellow Today at 12:49 PM /stop [Photo of half-orc gladiator in an arena] Duchess_of_Pork Today at 12:50 PM Harsh is a big burly half orc and fish is a big ol corn fed human dude meggles Today at 12:51 PM I was listening to the song in the shower & it got to the line "if you'll be my bodyguard" & I LOST MY SHIT Imfao Harsh Your Mellow Today at 12:51 PM Meet Chas, Half Orc ex Gladiator who travels with a human cook of almost equal stature, and a toddler reptile boy with blue scales
August 31, 2023 at 7:51 PM
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This song & I were both born in 1982 & I have come to let you know-
we both out here still slappin'
Screenshot of Pandora radio app shows the cover art for Kenny Loggins' album "High Adventure" - a very 80s style album cover with a photo of Kenny Loggins over a mountain scene with geometric design elements between Text reads: WHENEVER I CALL YOU "FRIEND" (FE... = PLAYLIST Kenny LOGGINS In HIGH Adventure HEART TO HEART - KENNY LOGGINS
August 16, 2023 at 12:07 PM
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Same with me, except I wouldn't call myself hard-core birder, even though I would say that it's a lifelong secondary SpInt, maybe?
Anyway, enjoy a juvenile red-tail I shot through the window after spotting it in my backyard?
Juvenile red-tailed hawk perches on a dead tree that's been topped & looks over its shoulder off-camera. A grey roof & tree are out of focus in the background. Shot with Canon dslr Photograph by me
August 5, 2023 at 9:12 PM