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👋 hi, i'm meg! here's the mandatory 'about me' post:

✏️ writer but a tech job pays the bills
🥗 probably shitposting or talking about food, books, midsize/plus fashion or my dog
👵 terminally online™️ aging millennial
🏳️‍🌈 femme • 50% daria 50% quinn
📍nyc, also often in LA, SF + melbourne
actually dissociating with sensory overwhelm at the mall about once a quarter is a load bearing pillar of my mental health, but thanks for your concern
January 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
discourse about Gen Z and their broccoli cuts has reminded me of this illustration I made in MS paint in the computer lab like 2001 to post on my livejournal (name of my high school in NJ crossed out)
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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Good morning
Me heading into 2026
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Springsteen ass headline
December 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
as if being visited by three horrible spirits of Christmas past, the past three nights I have had vivid nightmares about the three long-term relationship exes of my adult life, one each night, IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER
December 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
i am losing my shit at this highly niche joke which is so perfectly tailored to me i cannot believe it exists. don't worry it's not THAT kind of AO3 link, i know you may be focussed on the usual content of that Web site but this is safe even for a teen-ager archiveofourown.org/works/733964...
Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death - Anonymous - The Lottery - Shirley Jackson [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
RIP
67 hours until the MetroCard retires—it’s time to tap and ride!
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
boomer parents turn off the television for literally ten minutes challenge
December 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
it's so windy that curtains in my 126 year old apartment are blowing around inside with the windows closed and i'm literally yelling at drafts "COULD YOU NOT" as if the air is a naughty cat
December 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
been thinking a lot about the gunch lately
December 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
are we cool to wax poetic about caesar salads again, or is that still very 2018 cringe, because i gotta say: few things i love as much as a really really good caesar
December 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
for a few brief years i was relatively free of "unlikable female protagonist" Discourse and now Pluribus has me yellin at strangers online again about "why some people like interesting characters who behave in accordance with their own trauma and not with absolute purity and joy at all times" my GOD
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
this is quite honestly a work of art and i am going to be thinking about go/offboarding for the rest of my life
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
December 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
it rocks how you get through four decades on this earth and all of a sudden have 14 stupid little injuries from sleeping wrong, sitting wrong, typing wrong and leaning wrong
December 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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sorry to brag but I've read this book and it rules and as I believe I have said previously, if you were an Anne Rice Teen (or adult, whatever) and/or grew up in the PNW and/or love books about women making deliciously poor decisions, this IS the book for you
would u like to see a very hot book cover for a very hot book that is available now for preorder here bookshop.org/p/books/poss...
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
sarah has a new book and not to be all "i get to read my author friends books first" but ive read it and it's a good 'un
would u like to see a very hot book cover for a very hot book that is available now for preorder here bookshop.org/p/books/poss...
December 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
am i going to regret this 4pm coffee, y/y
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i just need gen z to understand that peak millennial brooklyn was actually kind of quite a while before the 2012-2014 era they're all faux-nostalgic for right now
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i shan't be sharing any end of year music stats because * horrible snob voice * i actually listen to vinyl most of the time at home?

and anyhow all the streaming services just say "Elder Millennial Queer Woman With Clinical Depression Probably From New Jersey"
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
i keep getting emails with the subject line "it's giving tuesday" and hearing it as a derisive and sneering "it's giving.... tuesday"
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
on the plus side it's a great day to go mad with power unsubscribing from emails from companies i bought like a single lip balm from 7 years ago
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.

www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM