meg ✨
@megclark.com
no one sleeps in this room without the dream of a common language
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meg ✨
@megclark.com
· Feb 13
👋 hi, i'm meg! here's the mandatory 'about me' post:
✏️ writer but a tech job pays the bills
🥗 probably shitposting or talking about food, books, midsize/plus fashion or my dog
👵 terminally online™️ aging millennial
🏳️🌈 femme • 50% daria 50% quinn
📍nyc, also often in LA, SF + melbourne
✏️ writer but a tech job pays the bills
🥗 probably shitposting or talking about food, books, midsize/plus fashion or my dog
👵 terminally online™️ aging millennial
🏳️🌈 femme • 50% daria 50% quinn
📍nyc, also often in LA, SF + melbourne
my lawyer said I made the best proof of relationship PowerPoint he’s ever seen for immigration so I would like a round of applause on top of having already gotten an A+ in being a client
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
my lawyer said I made the best proof of relationship PowerPoint he’s ever seen for immigration so I would like a round of applause on top of having already gotten an A+ in being a client
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When will scientists finally invent a large frog for the home
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
When will scientists finally invent a large frog for the home
no plans friday means it's gonna be a Big Cozy Dinner With Days Of Leftovers friday nite. do i wanna make
1) chicken and mushroom pot pie or
2) beef bourguignon
1) chicken and mushroom pot pie or
2) beef bourguignon
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
no plans friday means it's gonna be a Big Cozy Dinner With Days Of Leftovers friday nite. do i wanna make
1) chicken and mushroom pot pie or
2) beef bourguignon
1) chicken and mushroom pot pie or
2) beef bourguignon
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
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BlueSky is a club for 42-year-olds with a stomach ache and no serotonin. I thought we all knew this.
bluesky in november is like if all of a website had seasonal affective disorder
November 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
BlueSky is a club for 42-year-olds with a stomach ache and no serotonin. I thought we all knew this.
when it’s 12:30 and you’re like fuck I should stop reading this book and go to bed but then realize you get a free hour because daylight savings 🤡
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
when it’s 12:30 and you’re like fuck I should stop reading this book and go to bed but then realize you get a free hour because daylight savings 🤡
shout out to my heat for being on. it's so cool when it does that
October 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
shout out to my heat for being on. it's so cool when it does that
a previous tenant of my apartment was named [common male first name] Tinder and every time I accidentally get his old mail I laugh about how many people probably accidentally put his full government name into their phone contacts before a date
October 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
a previous tenant of my apartment was named [common male first name] Tinder and every time I accidentally get his old mail I laugh about how many people probably accidentally put his full government name into their phone contacts before a date
lily allen I just wanna talk it sounds like your 2024 was identical to my 2020-2021
October 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
lily allen I just wanna talk it sounds like your 2024 was identical to my 2020-2021
forgot that an exec from my team is in town today and as such i'm mildly regretting wearing a tulle skirt, mesh tights, western boots and a tshirt emblazoned with a creepy clown and the text I'M TRYING MY BEST on it to the office today
October 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
forgot that an exec from my team is in town today and as such i'm mildly regretting wearing a tulle skirt, mesh tights, western boots and a tshirt emblazoned with a creepy clown and the text I'M TRYING MY BEST on it to the office today
Dissociating! At the subterranean Discount Shoe Warehouse
October 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Dissociating! At the subterranean Discount Shoe Warehouse
overwhelmed with "please please please let the last book of the his dark materials sequel trilogy, out today, be good" anxiety
October 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
overwhelmed with "please please please let the last book of the his dark materials sequel trilogy, out today, be good" anxiety
just overheard a woman on the street who appeared to be around my age remark that she’s never tried Thai food and I just have questions
October 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
just overheard a woman on the street who appeared to be around my age remark that she’s never tried Thai food and I just have questions
[muffled screaming]
Sunset in NYC on Saturday is at 6:00pm. This is the last time that the sun will set after 6:00pm in NYC until March 8th, 2026.
October 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
[muffled screaming]
i wish i just got normal Sunday Scaries instead of the Monday Panic which is when we bolt awake HOURS too early and just lay in bed overwhelmed with anxiety about a to-do list we are not able to do anything about at that hour. great start to the week
October 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
i wish i just got normal Sunday Scaries instead of the Monday Panic which is when we bolt awake HOURS too early and just lay in bed overwhelmed with anxiety about a to-do list we are not able to do anything about at that hour. great start to the week
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thinking about the böys
November 13, 2024 at 4:02 AM
thinking about the böys
in punishment for a minor infraction committed in a past life, each late autumn i am doomed to "the radiator clangs to life at 6AM, and then at 7AM my neighbor across the street begins leaf-blowing his tiny yard, which he does EVERY DAY." i love to be startled awake repatedly
October 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
in punishment for a minor infraction committed in a past life, each late autumn i am doomed to "the radiator clangs to life at 6AM, and then at 7AM my neighbor across the street begins leaf-blowing his tiny yard, which he does EVERY DAY." i love to be startled awake repatedly
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Hello all, I’m offering some rare pet portrait commissions for $20 a pop! These are quick, black and white, slightly silly, and would make a great gift or icon for socials. Email me at kendraw09 (at) gmail (dot) com to reserve a slot!
October 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Hello all, I’m offering some rare pet portrait commissions for $20 a pop! These are quick, black and white, slightly silly, and would make a great gift or icon for socials. Email me at kendraw09 (at) gmail (dot) com to reserve a slot!
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CHOTINER: And what's this big pile here
ME: Books I haven't read yet
CHOTINER: But you're at the bookstore buying more?
ME: The other ones weren't the right ones
CHOTINER: And these books you're buying now, they're the right ones?
ME: That's complicated
CHOTINER: In what way?
ME: Books I haven't read yet
CHOTINER: But you're at the bookstore buying more?
ME: The other ones weren't the right ones
CHOTINER: And these books you're buying now, they're the right ones?
ME: That's complicated
CHOTINER: In what way?
September 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
CHOTINER: And what's this big pile here
ME: Books I haven't read yet
CHOTINER: But you're at the bookstore buying more?
ME: The other ones weren't the right ones
CHOTINER: And these books you're buying now, they're the right ones?
ME: That's complicated
CHOTINER: In what way?
ME: Books I haven't read yet
CHOTINER: But you're at the bookstore buying more?
ME: The other ones weren't the right ones
CHOTINER: And these books you're buying now, they're the right ones?
ME: That's complicated
CHOTINER: In what way?
ive read it and its good and u should be excited for it
do u like stories about young ladies making very bad decisions in a gothic environment while under the nefarious influence of lesbian vampire novels? well boy do i have a treat for u
October 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
ive read it and its good and u should be excited for it
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Theory: Something terrible happened to the deep-voiced guy who used to do the voice overs for movie trailers, and he can now only communicate by pressing a single key on a piano.
October 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Theory: Something terrible happened to the deep-voiced guy who used to do the voice overs for movie trailers, and he can now only communicate by pressing a single key on a piano.
in order to reduce the scourge of people who send you a chat message or call to tell you that they sent you an email, there should be some kind of rate-limiting thing where if you send someone an email you are forced to wait at least 30 minutes before you are able to contact them in any other way
October 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
in order to reduce the scourge of people who send you a chat message or call to tell you that they sent you an email, there should be some kind of rate-limiting thing where if you send someone an email you are forced to wait at least 30 minutes before you are able to contact them in any other way
shopping for space heaters and i gotta say i don't know if something counts as "worth the splurge" if the complaint about it is that it doesn't actually, you know, heat the space
October 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
shopping for space heaters and i gotta say i don't know if something counts as "worth the splurge" if the complaint about it is that it doesn't actually, you know, heat the space
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"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
October 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
