Meat Beagle Films
@meatbeaglefilms.bsky.social
Filmmaker, Special FX artist, and lead singer for SciaticA.
THE DISMAL TRADE / POLTERGUEST / SWEET FAMILY
Film BFA, UCF class of 2016.
Available for crew: pre, pro, and in production experience.
Miami
Walking Gen-X stereotype.
THE DISMAL TRADE / POLTERGUEST / SWEET FAMILY
Film BFA, UCF class of 2016.
Available for crew: pre, pro, and in production experience.
Miami
Walking Gen-X stereotype.
Pinned
🧵Here's a few of my unproduced scripts if anyone is looking or interested. The finished ones are all at least third drafts.
Titles, genres, loglines, etc.
If I'm feeling saucy, I might add some of my WIP scripts, but I'll mark those for clarity.
Titles, genres, loglines, etc.
If I'm feeling saucy, I might add some of my WIP scripts, but I'll mark those for clarity.
"I can't have Chocodiles, I'm a dog!"
I just submitted a few videos to try to get on stage at Zanies in Nashville.
I’m working on getting back on stage to entertain the few who come out.
I sent them this when I performed in front of Bill Farmer, the voice of Goofy. I don’t know how many people have seen this.
youtu.be/zcF_fsCSI-Y?...
I’m working on getting back on stage to entertain the few who come out.
I sent them this when I performed in front of Bill Farmer, the voice of Goofy. I don’t know how many people have seen this.
youtu.be/zcF_fsCSI-Y?...
Andy Merrill Flappers Burbank Comedy Festival 8-12-2019
YouTube video by Andy Merrill
youtu.be
February 16, 2026 at 8:41 AM
"I can't have Chocodiles, I'm a dog!"
I am starting up a new character for Diablo 2. It's been nearly 30 years since I have played a Diablo game. I have only played the original, on my 150mhz Pentium Compaq LTE 5400 laptop back in, I wanna say, 1997?
February 14, 2026 at 7:13 AM
I am starting up a new character for Diablo 2. It's been nearly 30 years since I have played a Diablo game. I have only played the original, on my 150mhz Pentium Compaq LTE 5400 laptop back in, I wanna say, 1997?
Yay! John Waters!
February 14, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Yay! John Waters!
Started reading "Rattlesnakes" from You Like It Darker, and I was wondering why the protagonist's name sounded familiar.
Vic Trenton. Tad's father from Cujo. That's pretty cool.
Vic Trenton. Tad's father from Cujo. That's pretty cool.
February 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Started reading "Rattlesnakes" from You Like It Darker, and I was wondering why the protagonist's name sounded familiar.
Vic Trenton. Tad's father from Cujo. That's pretty cool.
Vic Trenton. Tad's father from Cujo. That's pretty cool.
I always thought doing records digitization would be a good job for me and my form of ADHD. Just stick me in a big room with old documents and a scanner and leave me alone. My dream job is one where I clock in and then do my work without having to see or talk to anyone for eight hours.
Right, another key thing that historians do is working with important records that have not been digitized.
And the vast majority of the world’s records *have not been digitized* and thus do not exist in any format that LLMs/AI can work with.
And the vast majority of the world’s records *have not been digitized* and thus do not exist in any format that LLMs/AI can work with.
it's literally impossible for an LLM to do a historian's job
it's not even LLMs sucking it's that they need data input to do anything and where's that data supposed to be coming from without historians
never met a computer that can dig through a thousand year old book in a library
it's not even LLMs sucking it's that they need data input to do anything and where's that data supposed to be coming from without historians
never met a computer that can dig through a thousand year old book in a library
February 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I always thought doing records digitization would be a good job for me and my form of ADHD. Just stick me in a big room with old documents and a scanner and leave me alone. My dream job is one where I clock in and then do my work without having to see or talk to anyone for eight hours.
Been so busy this week, but in three hours, I will finally be able to sit down and play Mewgenics.
February 11, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Been so busy this week, but in three hours, I will finally be able to sit down and play Mewgenics.
I really am enjoying my second band, but we've got five Van Halen songs on the setlist and that may be a few too many.
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I really am enjoying my second band, but we've got five Van Halen songs on the setlist and that may be a few too many.
I really like the Yakuza/LAD/Judgment games. There's just something about them that really tickles my ADHD brain.
But it's also really funny how lazily they're put together, yet are still full priced games.
Playing Pirate Yakuza, and it's basically just the bones and guts of Infinite Wealth.
But it's also really funny how lazily they're put together, yet are still full priced games.
Playing Pirate Yakuza, and it's basically just the bones and guts of Infinite Wealth.
February 9, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I really like the Yakuza/LAD/Judgment games. There's just something about them that really tickles my ADHD brain.
But it's also really funny how lazily they're put together, yet are still full priced games.
Playing Pirate Yakuza, and it's basically just the bones and guts of Infinite Wealth.
But it's also really funny how lazily they're put together, yet are still full priced games.
Playing Pirate Yakuza, and it's basically just the bones and guts of Infinite Wealth.
So who won? Was it Budweiser or Bud Light?
February 9, 2026 at 8:05 AM
So who won? Was it Budweiser or Bud Light?
For real. I just joined a second band that is more hard rock and metal focused, and they gave me a list of like 25 songs to learn preliminarily. They're all songs I've heard a million times, and I realized that I STILL don't know the full lyrics to most of them. Just the choruses.
I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
February 9, 2026 at 6:15 AM
For real. I just joined a second band that is more hard rock and metal focused, and they gave me a list of like 25 songs to learn preliminarily. They're all songs I've heard a million times, and I realized that I STILL don't know the full lyrics to most of them. Just the choruses.
Finally saved up enough to fix our car. The ev battery had finally shit the bed.
Turns out the 12v was dead too after sitting for six months (my fault for forgetting to disconnect it).
But $1400 we can't really afford later, and it works again.
Turns out the 12v was dead too after sitting for six months (my fault for forgetting to disconnect it).
But $1400 we can't really afford later, and it works again.
February 6, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Finally saved up enough to fix our car. The ev battery had finally shit the bed.
Turns out the 12v was dead too after sitting for six months (my fault for forgetting to disconnect it).
But $1400 we can't really afford later, and it works again.
Turns out the 12v was dead too after sitting for six months (my fault for forgetting to disconnect it).
But $1400 we can't really afford later, and it works again.
LOL.
Today is the day I discovered that not only is it possible to buy cryptocurrency on margin, but also that a LOT of people are actually stupid enough to do it.
Today is the day I discovered that not only is it possible to buy cryptocurrency on margin, but also that a LOT of people are actually stupid enough to do it.
February 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
LOL.
Today is the day I discovered that not only is it possible to buy cryptocurrency on margin, but also that a LOT of people are actually stupid enough to do it.
Today is the day I discovered that not only is it possible to buy cryptocurrency on margin, but also that a LOT of people are actually stupid enough to do it.
Fallout season 2 is a perfect example of why the current television system SUCKS.
Two years between seasons, and then they put out a mere 8 episodes, most of which serves simply to set up the NEXT season. Which will also be too short.
Two years between seasons, and then they put out a mere 8 episodes, most of which serves simply to set up the NEXT season. Which will also be too short.
February 5, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Fallout season 2 is a perfect example of why the current television system SUCKS.
Two years between seasons, and then they put out a mere 8 episodes, most of which serves simply to set up the NEXT season. Which will also be too short.
Two years between seasons, and then they put out a mere 8 episodes, most of which serves simply to set up the NEXT season. Which will also be too short.
Tonight I realized that I've never seen the 1939 film, Gunga Din. At least I don't think I have. It's on Tubi, so it's an easy fix.
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Tonight I realized that I've never seen the 1939 film, Gunga Din. At least I don't think I have. It's on Tubi, so it's an easy fix.
You mean Jeffrey Epstein's good friend, Steve Bannon, who was strategizing policy for Donald Trump's first administration with him right up until his 2019 arrest? That Steve Bannon?
Steve Bannon says the federal government is planning to send ICE officers to patrol polling stations during the midterms.
"We're going to have ICE surround the polls come November."
"We're not going to sit here and allow you to steal the country again." www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
"We're going to have ICE surround the polls come November."
"We're not going to sit here and allow you to steal the country again." www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Steve Bannon says ICE will ‘surround the polls’ as Trump doubles down on taking over elections
Trump doubled down on his comments to nationalize voting Tuesday during an Oval Office press conference. “If you think about it, a state is an agent for the federal government in elections,” Trump sai...
www.democracydocket.com
February 4, 2026 at 11:05 PM
You mean Jeffrey Epstein's good friend, Steve Bannon, who was strategizing policy for Donald Trump's first administration with him right up until his 2019 arrest? That Steve Bannon?
They actually did do this. The indexing had still showed unredacted and misredacted information for certain documents, even ones deleted.
Problem is, they half assed it, and there's a few terms that were mostly fixed, but still return docs improperly redacted.
Problem is, they half assed it, and there's a few terms that were mostly fixed, but still return docs improperly redacted.
JUST IN: DOJ tells the court that it has taken down "several thousands" of documents from the Epstein Files website after victim privacy concerns were raised. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 3, 2026 at 8:44 PM
They actually did do this. The indexing had still showed unredacted and misredacted information for certain documents, even ones deleted.
Problem is, they half assed it, and there's a few terms that were mostly fixed, but still return docs improperly redacted.
Problem is, they half assed it, and there's a few terms that were mostly fixed, but still return docs improperly redacted.
I'm not typically a Christopher Nolan fan, though I do like some of his work.
However, the fact that he cast the eternally beautiful Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy, sending the usual suspects into a tizzy of outrage...
Let's just say if I were a producer, he'd always have a blank check
However, the fact that he cast the eternally beautiful Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy, sending the usual suspects into a tizzy of outrage...
Let's just say if I were a producer, he'd always have a blank check
February 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I'm not typically a Christopher Nolan fan, though I do like some of his work.
However, the fact that he cast the eternally beautiful Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy, sending the usual suspects into a tizzy of outrage...
Let's just say if I were a producer, he'd always have a blank check
However, the fact that he cast the eternally beautiful Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy, sending the usual suspects into a tizzy of outrage...
Let's just say if I were a producer, he'd always have a blank check
I gotta start digging through my contacts and calling in favors to see if I know anyone who can get me involved in this. I'd love to help with set design and/or prop making.
In the not-too-distant future, RiffTrax is making four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I gotta start digging through my contacts and calling in favors to see if I know anyone who can get me involved in this. I'd love to help with set design and/or prop making.
Reposted by Meat Beagle Films
Y'all want to see pages and pages of DOJ fuckups?
At the Epstein library, do a search for "kaktus" and see what happens.
At the Epstein library, do a search for "kaktus" and see what happens.
February 2, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Y'all want to see pages and pages of DOJ fuckups?
At the Epstein library, do a search for "kaktus" and see what happens.
At the Epstein library, do a search for "kaktus" and see what happens.
Y'all want to see pages and pages of DOJ fuckups?
At the Epstein library, do a search for "kaktus" and see what happens.
At the Epstein library, do a search for "kaktus" and see what happens.
February 2, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Y'all want to see pages and pages of DOJ fuckups?
At the Epstein library, do a search for "kaktus" and see what happens.
At the Epstein library, do a search for "kaktus" and see what happens.
Wrecking Crew was fun! A lot of people have been comparing it thematically to Lethal Weapon, but in terms of beats, I felt it was more Tango and Cash.
Definitely recommend.
Definitely recommend.
February 1, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Wrecking Crew was fun! A lot of people have been comparing it thematically to Lethal Weapon, but in terms of beats, I felt it was more Tango and Cash.
Definitely recommend.
Definitely recommend.
Heads up if you order pet supplies through Chewy.
They've recently added OnTrac as a shipping partner. If you're not familiar, they used to be called Lasership. They will 99% of the time mess up the delivery.
Contact a Chewy rep and tell them to not ship your stuff through them.
They've recently added OnTrac as a shipping partner. If you're not familiar, they used to be called Lasership. They will 99% of the time mess up the delivery.
Contact a Chewy rep and tell them to not ship your stuff through them.
January 31, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Heads up if you order pet supplies through Chewy.
They've recently added OnTrac as a shipping partner. If you're not familiar, they used to be called Lasership. They will 99% of the time mess up the delivery.
Contact a Chewy rep and tell them to not ship your stuff through them.
They've recently added OnTrac as a shipping partner. If you're not familiar, they used to be called Lasership. They will 99% of the time mess up the delivery.
Contact a Chewy rep and tell them to not ship your stuff through them.
We auditioned a new lead guitar last night. He played well, but ultimately decided that his job as owner of an AI-based small tech company meant he wouldn't have the time to spend getting up to our level of professionalism.
SOUNDS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO HAVE A LOT MORE FREE TIME THAN HE THOUGHT.
SOUNDS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO HAVE A LOT MORE FREE TIME THAN HE THOUGHT.
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 AM
We auditioned a new lead guitar last night. He played well, but ultimately decided that his job as owner of an AI-based small tech company meant he wouldn't have the time to spend getting up to our level of professionalism.
SOUNDS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO HAVE A LOT MORE FREE TIME THAN HE THOUGHT.
SOUNDS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO HAVE A LOT MORE FREE TIME THAN HE THOUGHT.