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Satan: Welcome to Hell. You get a Presidential Suite.
Me: Oh nice.
Satan: That's not a good thing.
Me: Oh.
Satan: Yeah, you messed up real bad.
Me: Oh nice.
Satan: That's not a good thing.
Me: Oh.
Satan: Yeah, you messed up real bad.
February 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Satan: Welcome to Hell. You get a Presidential Suite.
Me: Oh nice.
Satan: That's not a good thing.
Me: Oh.
Satan: Yeah, you messed up real bad.
Me: Oh nice.
Satan: That's not a good thing.
Me: Oh.
Satan: Yeah, you messed up real bad.
To the me who decided last week that PT at 8:40am on a day off was a good idea, f*ck you very much.
February 16, 2026 at 1:47 PM
To the me who decided last week that PT at 8:40am on a day off was a good idea, f*ck you very much.
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Facebook plans to put facial recognition in its glasses and they think we’re too stupid to fight back.
Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”
Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”
Meta Plans to Add Facial Recognition Technology to Its Smart Glasses
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Facebook plans to put facial recognition in its glasses and they think we’re too stupid to fight back.
Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”
Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”
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I just love having three different seasons in the same week. But this is all normal right? And climate change is still a hoax?
December 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I just love having three different seasons in the same week. But this is all normal right? And climate change is still a hoax?
You know that scene where they're burning parasites out of the landing gear in The Fifth Element?
Hotel concierge: sir, legality demands we can only let the showers reach a certain temperature.
Hotel concierge: sir, legality demands we can only let the showers reach a certain temperature.
December 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
You know that scene where they're burning parasites out of the landing gear in The Fifth Element?
Hotel concierge: sir, legality demands we can only let the showers reach a certain temperature.
Hotel concierge: sir, legality demands we can only let the showers reach a certain temperature.
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*kicks down the door like Big Bird in that one gif*
VISIT YOUR LIBRARY
WE'VE GOT DVDS
WE'VE GOT CDS
WE'VE GOT BOOKS ON CD
WE'VE GOT THAT TONIES THING FOR YOUR KID
YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS AT WORK
VISIT YOUR LIBRARY
WE'VE GOT DVDS
WE'VE GOT CDS
WE'VE GOT BOOKS ON CD
WE'VE GOT THAT TONIES THING FOR YOUR KID
YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS AT WORK
“As prices for streaming subscriptions continue to soar and finding movies to watch, new and old, is becoming harder as the number of streaming services continues to grow, people are turning to the unexpected last stronghold of physical media: the public library.”
The Last Video Rental Store Is Your Public Library
Audio-visual librarians are quietly amassing large physical media collections amid the IP disputes threatening select availability.
www.404media.co
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
*kicks down the door like Big Bird in that one gif*
VISIT YOUR LIBRARY
WE'VE GOT DVDS
WE'VE GOT CDS
WE'VE GOT BOOKS ON CD
WE'VE GOT THAT TONIES THING FOR YOUR KID
YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS AT WORK
VISIT YOUR LIBRARY
WE'VE GOT DVDS
WE'VE GOT CDS
WE'VE GOT BOOKS ON CD
WE'VE GOT THAT TONIES THING FOR YOUR KID
YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS AT WORK
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Which is, of course, why they want to do away with libraries.
“As prices for streaming subscriptions continue to soar and finding movies to watch, new and old, is becoming harder as the number of streaming services continues to grow, people are turning to the unexpected last stronghold of physical media: the public library.”
The Last Video Rental Store Is Your Public Library
Audio-visual librarians are quietly amassing large physical media collections amid the IP disputes threatening select availability.
www.404media.co
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Which is, of course, why they want to do away with libraries.
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“the president is less popular than the Vietnam war” should be a simply irresistible headline
Good evening. We estimate that between 4.2 and 7.6 million people turned out for the No Kings Day demonstrations held around the country on Saturday. This makes Oct 18 very likely the biggest single-day U.S. protest event since 1970. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/second-no-...
Second "No Kings Day" protests likely the largest single-day political demonstration since 1970, with 4.2-7.6 million participants
Here are the initial results from our crowdsourced crowd-counting estimates
www.gelliottmorris.com
October 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
“the president is less popular than the Vietnam war” should be a simply irresistible headline
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folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him
Not for nothing, but we were an aspirin family when I was growing up, so I'm pretty sure it's not the Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Not for nothing, but we were an aspirin family when I was growing up, so I'm pretty sure it's not the Tylenol.
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Jesus christ did the Zelenskyy meeting go that bad
When a disaster strikes, having extra food and water can be lifesaving. We break down the basics of starting a nonperishable pantry. nyti.ms/47xNW2i
August 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Jesus christ did the Zelenskyy meeting go that bad
I don't usually post, but here's a picture I took today of one of the Oscar Mayer Weinermobiles on RT 1 in North Brunswick NJ. I'm pretty proud of it.
February 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I don't usually post, but here's a picture I took today of one of the Oscar Mayer Weinermobiles on RT 1 in North Brunswick NJ. I'm pretty proud of it.
Around ten this morning, someone whistled a few bars of "Funkytown" and no matter what I listen to, it keeps bubbling up in my head.
December 27, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Around ten this morning, someone whistled a few bars of "Funkytown" and no matter what I listen to, it keeps bubbling up in my head.