@mde.bsky.social
LOL "flush mount."
“Patriot Lighting” for an asshole feels a bit on the nose
Tired: boob lights
Wired: butthole lights
Wired: butthole lights
May 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
LOL "flush mount."
"Hooraaaaaaay, lizard shiiiiit ... FUCK!"
Damn. Shit. Fuck.
May 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"Hooraaaaaaay, lizard shiiiiit ... FUCK!"
Kiiiiinda ... I guess? The left out the part where Lerxt makes unintelligible sounds, and Neil takes off on his motorcycle.
May 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Kiiiiinda ... I guess? The left out the part where Lerxt makes unintelligible sounds, and Neil takes off on his motorcycle.
LOL "professional." A real professional would stop dicking around and get straight to using "ur."
May 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
LOL "professional." A real professional would stop dicking around and get straight to using "ur."
Last mile problem. This seems so blindingly obvious, especially if you've actually written real software.
May 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Last mile problem. This seems so blindingly obvious, especially if you've actually written real software.
Zero irony. Absolutely hilarious.
May 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Zero irony. Absolutely hilarious.
They got the pose right, nice.
LONDON (AP) — A decade after his death, Lemmy, the frontman of the legendary British heavy metal band Motörhead, will stand tall and proud in his hometown
Inside the statue will be some of Lemmy’s ashes, so it will no doubt become a shrine for Motörhead’s legion of fans around the world.
Inside the statue will be some of Lemmy’s ashes, so it will no doubt become a shrine for Motörhead’s legion of fans around the world.
AP PHOTOS: Statue of late Motörhead frontman Lemmy unveiled in English hometown
LONDON (AP) — A decade after his death, Lemmy, the frontman of the legendary British heavy metal band Motörhead, will stand tall and proud in his hometown in the north of England.
apnews.com
May 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
They got the pose right, nice.
DST is the icing on the timezone shit-cake.
May 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
DST is the icing on the timezone shit-cake.
www.cnn.com/2025/04/29/p... "The American public is frustrated and disappointed to find that, after being warned repeatedly that the stove was hot, and burning their hands previously on the exact same stove, that the stove is hot."
CNN Poll: Frustrated Americans want more checks on Trump, have dim views of Democratic opposition | CNN Politics
The American public is frustrated, disappointed and increasingly angry at the state of politics 100 days into Donald Trump’s second term in the White House, according to a new CNN poll conducted by SS...
www.cnn.com
April 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
www.cnn.com/2025/04/29/p... "The American public is frustrated and disappointed to find that, after being warned repeatedly that the stove was hot, and burning their hands previously on the exact same stove, that the stove is hot."
"That's not why I'm here, brah."
April 23, 2025 at 7:10 AM
"That's not why I'm here, brah."
The fucking idiots who put him back in office will stay in denial about this, until their lives are so fucked that it's far too late to do anything about it.
made this argument last month but trump’s retribution campaign is very clearly against the entire american people.
April 23, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The fucking idiots who put him back in office will stay in denial about this, until their lives are so fucked that it's far too late to do anything about it.
LOL, "strategy."
It seems Secretary Bessent’s “quick face-saving deals” strategy isn’t working even with close allies who appear unwilling to fulfill their roles in the Kabuki theatre.
April 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
LOL, "strategy."
Why are my YouTube thumbnails so huge now? They're fucking immense, almost comical at this point.
April 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Why are my YouTube thumbnails so huge now? They're fucking immense, almost comical at this point.
Travel into space used to be an achievement for humankind. Now a cardboard popstar cutout is traveling up in a billionaire's vanity spaceship to promote her latest slop. This timeline legit sucks.
Katy Perry flew into space to announce something but the livestream cut out so no one knows what the announcement was. Perfect Katy Perry story www.theverge.com/news/647935/...
Katy Perry launched into space with Blue Origin
She she has a “special reveal” to make.
www.theverge.com
April 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Travel into space used to be an achievement for humankind. Now a cardboard popstar cutout is traveling up in a billionaire's vanity spaceship to promote her latest slop. This timeline legit sucks.
LOL, "forced into the terms." I hope these people get cancer.
Do you really want the Party who negotiated the new school lunch program negotiating your work rights? #NZPol
April 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
LOL, "forced into the terms." I hope these people get cancer.
There are definitely tons of pro-Trump dudes jerking it to this photo.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is taking heat for another one of her photo ops—this one involving a gun she was inadvertently aiming a law enforcement officer’s head.
Noem Mocked Endlessly for Pointing Gun at Officer’s Head
“So many things wrong here but let’s start with not pointing the barrel of that rifle at your buddy’s head,” one response read.
www.thedailybeast.com
April 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
There are definitely tons of pro-Trump dudes jerking it to this photo.
Reposted
I think the craziest thing about this Signal scandal is that by next week there’s gonna be something 10 times worse
March 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I think the craziest thing about this Signal scandal is that by next week there’s gonna be something 10 times worse
Love the wee sign sitting in front of her. LOL, "honorable."
The lying and the staggering incompetence around this is astounding. And dangerous.
After the Atlantic published the texts this morning, Tulsi Gabbard is confronted today on why she lied in her testimony to the Senate yesterday. She says she misremembered.
March 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Love the wee sign sitting in front of her. LOL, "honorable."
Hilarious. www.foxnews.com/politics/elo...
Elon Musk tapped to help lead investigation into Signal chat leak: White House
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt on Wednesday said that Elon Musk will help lead the investigation into the Signal chat leak.
www.foxnews.com
March 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Hilarious. www.foxnews.com/politics/elo...
Yep. Again, why nobody should ever listen to anything Elizabeth Warren says.
If Biden would have approached crypto this way, via regulation rather than litigation , young men would have seen their networths skyrocket , and voted for Harris. Garry Gensler is why Harris lost young men and the election
news.bitcoin.com/acting-sec-c...
news.bitcoin.com/acting-sec-c...
Acting SEC Chair Rejects Enforcement—Demands Real Crypto Rules – Regulation Bitcoin News
The acting SEC chair urged rulemaking over enforcement to clarify crypto regulations and avoid courtroom confusion.
news.bitcoin.com
March 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Yep. Again, why nobody should ever listen to anything Elizabeth Warren says.
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Microsoft Teams bravely answers the question: what if the "hello fellow kids" meme was a piece of enterprise software
February 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Microsoft Teams bravely answers the question: what if the "hello fellow kids" meme was a piece of enterprise software
Text input placeholder text is a pseudo-element? WTF?
February 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Text input placeholder text is a pseudo-element? WTF?
Why the fuck does anyone listen to anything this woman says?
she's doing a noise set
Coming up on Bloomberg TV
February 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Why the fuck does anyone listen to anything this woman says?
This scene made my eyes hurt. So much terrible CG.
roses are red,
violets are great;
around the survivors
a perimeter create
violets are great;
around the survivors
a perimeter create
February 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This scene made my eyes hurt. So much terrible CG.
"Now"? Hilarious. :)
February 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"Now"? Hilarious. :)