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No Big Hair!
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SAG/AFTRA, Equity, Local 52 IATSE
Sibling, Sire, Son, Spouse
Pinned
Unprecedented for the Onion to have both the Lathe of Heaven and the Mandate of Heaven at the same time.
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
Gotta feel for the NYC dogs out there taking white chocolate and macadamia nut Powerbar-looking shits in this weather. Yes, you’re a good boy. Yes you have a very diverse diet, I can tell!
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I saw Nancy taking revenge on Sid
January 5, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Apologizing to donors for attending Mamdani’s inauguration
what do you think your senator is doing right now
January 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Deserves a quiet day
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Ended the year by peeing on a closed toilet seat in the dark!
January 1, 2026 at 6:42 AM
January 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM
No, I read comics
Oh, right! The awful haircut!

For a moment, I thought "Wait, is Michael Maronna a cancer survivor?"
January 1, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I was told they had pitched a “Big Pete goes to college” show to MTV, but MTV passed. Never saw any pitch materials so I don’t know how developed it was. Not sure if the haircut helped or hurt!
the tank girl haircut was something I actually had wondered about at the time! I recall thinking it looked really cool and (at age 9) was like “wow, I guess Pete and Pete is going to go in some really fun new directions” not knowing it had *just* been cancelled
January 1, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I forgot to mention to OP, I had done a little New Year’s Eve thing with Mark Weiner the year before. Lori Beth and I bonded that second NYE. I think that’s the time we got a bucket of ice from the hotel ice machine and just sat throwing ice cubes in the swimming pool www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaqD...
January 1, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Nickelodeon had canceled the show and we had shot our last episode of P&P just a few weeks before. Shooting the final episode “Saturday” was hectic as each character basically had their own plot and didn’t converge much until the end. So we had 2 units with 2 cameras shooting different locations….
every New Year’s Eve without fail I’ve thought of this Nickelodeon promo from 30 years ago where Big Pete from The Adventures of Pete and Pete (@mcmaronna.bsky.social) sang a song that only had the lyrics “new yearrrahhhhhh” sung in a very funny way. I finally found a clip of it online!!
Nickelodeon New Years ‘96 with Lori Beth Denberg and Michael Maronna. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #newyears #countdown #nickelodeon #90snickelodeon #loribethdenberg #90s #90skid #90sba...
TikTok video by a 90’s Life
www.tiktok.com
December 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
They’re about to find the leprechaun that Eric Adams has been holding captive this whole time, only half-eaten.
December 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ride Flat or Die
December 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Call it mans rea
IMO: Premier League’s got a much better standard for hand ball than the Champion’s League. There should be intent.
December 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Call it mans rea
IMO: Premier League’s got a much better standard for hand ball than the Champion’s League. There should be intent.
December 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
…what’s your nation?
December 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
One must imagine Sisyphus idle
December 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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I refuse to accept the notion that AI is progress.

It is the indifferent, callous rape and pillage of over an entire century of craftsmanship and grueling labor by a privileged few. Who then deny it. Normalize it. Force you to accept it. Profit off it. Call it progress.

I refuse. It disgusts me.
December 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Very surprised the doula doesn’t want to work with us again after I insisted on playing Dragon Ball Z during the hardest parts of labor for my wife
December 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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until we teach the robot to suffer, it cannot make art! and i’ve seen enough movies to know that we should not attempt to teach the robot to suffer.
December 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Tim Burton’s Voiceover Booth, or, The Re-Animated Corpse of Chairy
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I am trying to figure out what part of New England that Ms. Rachel is from by how she pronounces “crayon” as “cran” - any guesses?
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Marxism and Christianity have two things in common:
1) Feed the people
2) Rich people suck

That’s good enough for me
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
"This browser version is no longer supported. Please upgrade to a supported browser" how am I reading this message then? checkmate
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Birds of a feather
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Airline cutlery review: new United spoon. Oddly heavy and too square in the front, like those shoes someone got in their 20s. I don’t even work for the airline and I’m concerned about the additional fuel cost for these heavy spoons. I guess the flat front could be good for desserts.
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM