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SAG/AFTRA, Equity, Local 52 IATSE
Sibling, Sire, Son, Spouse
Sibling, Sire, Son, Spouse
Pinned
Unprecedented for the Onion to have both the Lathe of Heaven and the Mandate of Heaven at the same time.
Two can play at that, fake tv brother!
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Two can play at that, fake tv brother!
Bangor, Maine
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Bangor, Maine
Today I learned that there is a museum of ham in Madrid. Upon closer inspection, it turns out that I am older than the Ham Museum (cured 1978)
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Today I learned that there is a museum of ham in Madrid. Upon closer inspection, it turns out that I am older than the Ham Museum (cured 1978)
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my birthday is later this week and honestly i am having such a Bad Time that i am just gonna ignore it this year but a nice gift would be to donate to the astoria food pantry: givebutter.com/AFP2025
Astoria Food Pantry End of Year Fundraiser
Help us keep grocery bags full in 2025
givebutter.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
my birthday is later this week and honestly i am having such a Bad Time that i am just gonna ignore it this year but a nice gift would be to donate to the astoria food pantry: givebutter.com/AFP2025
New York City has been taken over by giant cats. Some recent changes I’m noticing, I’m not saying I like them, are these giant litter boxes popping up on the corners. Just saying if they keep them clean it’s ok. If the city fails to clean them you can bet I’ll be complaining to my councilmember.
October 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
New York City has been taken over by giant cats. Some recent changes I’m noticing, I’m not saying I like them, are these giant litter boxes popping up on the corners. Just saying if they keep them clean it’s ok. If the city fails to clean them you can bet I’ll be complaining to my councilmember.
Past meets present
October 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Past meets present
Things an Edgar Allan Poe themed restaurant enthusiast would say
When the raven closed it lost a lot of charm
October 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Things an Edgar Allan Poe themed restaurant enthusiast would say
I can understand why Ween emerged from New Hope, but not from this specific spot!
October 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I can understand why Ween emerged from New Hope, but not from this specific spot!
Lambertville, NJ
October 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Lambertville, NJ
Surrounded by very proud clouds this morning. Add that to the super moon I was greeted by and it’s a good Sky Day today.
October 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Surrounded by very proud clouds this morning. Add that to the super moon I was greeted by and it’s a good Sky Day today.
Arkansas Black, and you’ll never look back.
What’s yalls favorite apple? Been into macouns lately
October 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Arkansas Black, and you’ll never look back.
The leftist defeats Nazis. The liberal says “hey, we need the best rocket scientists we can find!” and “wow, those Brazilian blondes are beautiful!”
October 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The leftist defeats Nazis. The liberal says “hey, we need the best rocket scientists we can find!” and “wow, those Brazilian blondes are beautiful!”
Good stripper name or Best Stripper Name?
night-blooming jasmine
October 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Good stripper name or Best Stripper Name?
Imagining a different world where the A train went to Jamaica Center and the J went to Lefferts/Rockaway
September 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Imagining a different world where the A train went to Jamaica Center and the J went to Lefferts/Rockaway
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its breathtakingly bankrupt now, when the future is so clearly struggling to be born, and loathsome monsters like musk/ellison/thiel are robbing you blind, surveilling you, and telling you you are meat. articulating a coherent politics now, with specific enemies, is fish/barrel stuff!
September 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
its breathtakingly bankrupt now, when the future is so clearly struggling to be born, and loathsome monsters like musk/ellison/thiel are robbing you blind, surveilling you, and telling you you are meat. articulating a coherent politics now, with specific enemies, is fish/barrel stuff!
Hot pot and homemade gateau basque, half a mile from where I was born. I am 48 years old today.
September 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Hot pot and homemade gateau basque, half a mile from where I was born. I am 48 years old today.
Just my oldest hogging the zip line at Ferox like an I Think You Should Leave character 😍
September 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Just my oldest hogging the zip line at Ferox like an I Think You Should Leave character 😍
This guy is just a twitter Nazi meme made flesh, specifically the “everyone I don’t like is hitler” storybook cover. This makes sense if you ever look at who he follows on there.
Vance: "When they encourage us to unmask ICE law enforcement officers, what do you think is gonna happen? ... what's gonna happen is political violence & it has gotten out of control in this country. We gotta stop it, we gotta condemn it, & that starts unfortunately at the very top of the Dem Party"
September 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This guy is just a twitter Nazi meme made flesh, specifically the “everyone I don’t like is hitler” storybook cover. This makes sense if you ever look at who he follows on there.
Zippers of the world, unite!
September 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Zippers of the world, unite!
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WHO: The People of the Forest
WHAT: Climbing down from the trees
WHEN: Fall time
WHERE: Tennessee
WHY: In order to find a warm place to lay their eggs
WHAT: Climbing down from the trees
WHEN: Fall time
WHERE: Tennessee
WHY: In order to find a warm place to lay their eggs
October 10, 2023 at 7:14 PM
WHO: The People of the Forest
WHAT: Climbing down from the trees
WHEN: Fall time
WHERE: Tennessee
WHY: In order to find a warm place to lay their eggs
WHAT: Climbing down from the trees
WHEN: Fall time
WHERE: Tennessee
WHY: In order to find a warm place to lay their eggs
Saturday morning trucker’s hitch. Hope it holds.
September 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Saturday morning trucker’s hitch. Hope it holds.
When did Colin Farrell start playing for Atletico Madrid?
September 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
When did Colin Farrell start playing for Atletico Madrid?
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East Jerusalem Demsas
September 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
East Jerusalem Demsas
Just heard someone curse me out on the street for the sports team on my shirt for the first time in almost twenty years. The last time was in Hamburg in 2006. They waited until I was many paces past them this time, too. Congratulations, unhappy man.
September 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Just heard someone curse me out on the street for the sports team on my shirt for the first time in almost twenty years. The last time was in Hamburg in 2006. They waited until I was many paces past them this time, too. Congratulations, unhappy man.