carly rae jepsen’s malort
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carly rae jepsen’s malort
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but enough about the loathsome new york knickerbockers
They are corrupt, and become abominable in their doings: there is none that doeth good, no not one.
May 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
signaling allyship by playing the julien baker/torres album out loud at full volume in line at the coffee shop
April 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
obviously the least important thing in the insane Henry Blodget article but a Willamette Valley Chardonnay is nowhere near a substitute for a Rheingau Riesling. rich morons are going to boil this planet because they’re too dumb to realize the machine is just string syllables together.
April 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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it's been years upon years of labored "campus culture" op-eds from salaried writers hectoring students about free speech, and now the state is kidnapping students for their speech in broad daylight
March 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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nation seems to be falling apart because car dealership owners are mad government employees can work from home
March 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
in 500 years historians are going to look back at the Delaware Chancery with the same bemusement that like, the Star Chamber or a medieval writ inspires today
March 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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trump just disobeyed a federal court, so Schumer moves the goalposts to say we have to be worried if he disobeys the SUPREME court. anything to avoid being compelled to action.
WATCH: Schumer says "our democracy will be at stake" if Trump disobeys the Supreme Court—but "we're not there yet."
March 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I hope Democrats learn from Merrick Garland’s mistakes and the failure of Obama’s “move on” strategy vis-a-vis Bush era war crimes, and understand that all these people ultimately need to go to prison.
here's video of AG Pam Bondi claiming on Fox last night that the Trump administration "absolutely" will keep doing deportation flights even in the face of court orders telling them to stop
March 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
it is 62 degrees and sunny and relatedly I have become Fust pilled
March 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Of the three presidential campaigns against Trump, two (2016 and 2024) made elaborate appeals to centrists at the expense of their relationship with progressives, and only one (2020) prioritized efforts to bridge the gap with progressives, however impermanently. The latter approach won.
March 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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November 2024: Trump will save the economy
March 2025: We have returned to subsistence agriculture
Trump’s Sec of Agriculture Brooke Rollins says the solution to high egg prices for Americans is to get some chickens and raise them in your backyard.
March 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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this is what every couple who sits courtside for the miami heat looks like
Jade Thirlwall (R) and Srbo Markovic on the BRIT Awards red carpet
March 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I can't believe this is a real screenshot
March 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’m sorry, Gronk has a hanger-on whose name is literally ROBERT GOON
February 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I can’t believe ‘Harry Wallop’ is a real person and not a fake journalist in a one-sided feud with Alan Partridge
February 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
an elected official that thinks like this is wildly unfit for public office and probably also the earth
February 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I fear I may have been overhasty deleting all my old tweets calling Joe Mazzulla a bozo after the Celtics won a title
January 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I am 35 years old and, god help me, I am Getting Into Jazz
January 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
they should make a sequel to Anora where she’s the stripper who spends a week in a hotel room with Hunter Biden while he smokes crack and plays Fleet Foxes on his iphone
December 2, 2024 at 3:13 AM
I’m still not convinced that Paramore isn’t an elaborate practical joke being played on me specifically
Who is a band/artist that based on your musical taste you should really like but just don't?
October 13, 2023 at 12:24 AM