carly rae jepsen’s malort
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there’s density like a diamond and density like a loaf of sourdough that didn’t rise and TCW cannot distinguish between the two
July 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
there’s density like a diamond and density like a loaf of sourdough that didn’t rise and TCW cannot distinguish between the two
I tried imagining this but I think I ended up with Ian Curtis voice instead
June 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I tried imagining this but I think I ended up with Ian Curtis voice instead
this is grandma at the retirement home downloading hinge and setting it to “short term open to long”
June 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
this is grandma at the retirement home downloading hinge and setting it to “short term open to long”
buddy take it up with the Exarch of Ravenna
June 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
buddy take it up with the Exarch of Ravenna
sinners/green room double feature
June 3, 2025 at 6:04 AM
sinners/green room double feature
I (5’9) am holding a hand to David Eckstein’s forehead and calling him a second baseman as he flails his little fists wildly at me
May 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I (5’9) am holding a hand to David Eckstein’s forehead and calling him a second baseman as he flails his little fists wildly at me
I’m sorry but what you’re describing is a second baseman. A shortstop should be 6’1 and *look* really good at baseball but hit a laser directly into the left fielder’s glove 80% of the time.
May 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’m sorry but what you’re describing is a second baseman. A shortstop should be 6’1 and *look* really good at baseball but hit a laser directly into the left fielder’s glove 80% of the time.
I’m no expert on MAGA Kremlinology but I get the sense that, while his embrace of Trump is cynical, his adoption of hard right views over the past decade is authentic. He didn’t become a Yarvinite to advance Trump’s career, he bent the knee to advance Yarvinism.
May 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I’m no expert on MAGA Kremlinology but I get the sense that, while his embrace of Trump is cynical, his adoption of hard right views over the past decade is authentic. He didn’t become a Yarvinite to advance Trump’s career, he bent the knee to advance Yarvinism.
it doesn’t take a great deal of imagination to understand how powerful this would/will be when the hand on the scales isn’t attached to a ketamine-addicted loser with the temperament and attention span of a seven year old.
May 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
it doesn’t take a great deal of imagination to understand how powerful this would/will be when the hand on the scales isn’t attached to a ketamine-addicted loser with the temperament and attention span of a seven year old.
Pedro’s changeup is one of the coolest pitches of all time but its effectiveness is entirely predicated on PEDRO’S GODDAMN FASTBALL
May 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Pedro’s changeup is one of the coolest pitches of all time but its effectiveness is entirely predicated on PEDRO’S GODDAMN FASTBALL
“Chicago Pope” makes the rounds on tiktok as the most deep-fried video of all time and inspires a round of discourse when a 38 year-old Catholic convert has an aneurysm viewing it on a Daily Caller livestream.
May 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“Chicago Pope” makes the rounds on tiktok as the most deep-fried video of all time and inspires a round of discourse when a 38 year-old Catholic convert has an aneurysm viewing it on a Daily Caller livestream.
relatedly I’ve always thought that Democrats should center highly visible NFL failsons like Mark Davis and Mike Brown in inheritance tax discourse
May 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
relatedly I’ve always thought that Democrats should center highly visible NFL failsons like Mark Davis and Mike Brown in inheritance tax discourse
and those 1200 words would all be so different! you know what they say, normal websites are all alike, insane websites are all insane in their own way.
May 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
and those 1200 words would all be so different! you know what they say, normal websites are all alike, insane websites are all insane in their own way.
I believe that John K. Samson leaving Propagandhi was like punk antitrust. they were too big to fail with both him and Hannah. systemically important lyrical institution status.
May 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I believe that John K. Samson leaving Propagandhi was like punk antitrust. they were too big to fail with both him and Hannah. systemically important lyrical institution status.
looking at this dude, what are the odds the ‘leaks probe’ is related to the 4chan hack?
April 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
looking at this dude, what are the odds the ‘leaks probe’ is related to the 4chan hack?
funnily enough we also stole that at Hamilton. we had to shut it down after the hockey team used it to repeatedly send death threats to my roommate for not putting the big lebowski on our cctv movie channel.
April 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
funnily enough we also stole that at Hamilton. we had to shut it down after the hockey team used it to repeatedly send death threats to my roommate for not putting the big lebowski on our cctv movie channel.
that’s the face of a girl who really wants to hear less about the Cityscape Skins
April 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
that’s the face of a girl who really wants to hear less about the Cityscape Skins
the one in this conversation with a legible theory of power
April 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
the one in this conversation with a legible theory of power
none of the sweaty creeps who drafted this were willing to sign their name to it, but they *will* threaten to post materials received in discovery on social media
March 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
none of the sweaty creeps who drafted this were willing to sign their name to it, but they *will* threaten to post materials received in discovery on social media
it took the romans more than 2 centuries to subdue the samnites, and they lived on the same peninsula!
March 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
it took the romans more than 2 centuries to subdue the samnites, and they lived on the same peninsula!