Have you seen this cat?
@mcandrewface.bsky.social
Cat butler, pie thief & photographer.
Cold toast is best - I will die on this hill.
Cold toast is best - I will die on this hill.
Pinned
"I'm not going to allow my inability to do EVERYTHING undermine my ability to do SOMETHING" - Sen. Cory Booker
Khan's lawless London! 🤬🤬🤬
December 31, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Khan's lawless London! 🤬🤬🤬
Apparently I need to turn the heating up a smidge.
December 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Apparently I need to turn the heating up a smidge.
Bumped into Hodge - Southwark Cathedral's rambunctious and friendly in-house cat. He's a bit of a chonker... I suspect the delights of nearby Borough Market are partly to blame.
December 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Bumped into Hodge - Southwark Cathedral's rambunctious and friendly in-house cat. He's a bit of a chonker... I suspect the delights of nearby Borough Market are partly to blame.
All chocolate bought in 2025 must be consumed before 2026. Those are the rules. I shall not be taking any further questions while I'm eating.
December 28, 2025 at 10:39 AM
All chocolate bought in 2025 must be consumed before 2026. Those are the rules. I shall not be taking any further questions while I'm eating.
Hate using such a broad brush but people are stupid.
December 11, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Hate using such a broad brush but people are stupid.
BREAKING: Trump gifts all of Europe to Putin after 'Offer he couldn't refuse".
August 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
BREAKING: Trump gifts all of Europe to Putin after 'Offer he couldn't refuse".
Hold my pint....
15 weird and wonderful facts about the human body. www.thepoke.com/2025/06/09/w...
June 10, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Hold my pint....
Well I was angry at what's going on in America already but now I'm incandescent as 100 suns after seeing todays Wordle...
June 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Well I was angry at what's going on in America already but now I'm incandescent as 100 suns after seeing todays Wordle...
FUN FACT: " We last heard about Trump's 'golden dome' when Stormy Daniels accepted $130,000 from his former lawyer before the 2016 election in exchange for her silence about the encounter "
May 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
FUN FACT: " We last heard about Trump's 'golden dome' when Stormy Daniels accepted $130,000 from his former lawyer before the 2016 election in exchange for her silence about the encounter "
Poor guy looks soo thirsty from shouting at forrins....
May 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Poor guy looks soo thirsty from shouting at forrins....
Be honest.. you definitely would if given the chance.
May 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Be honest.. you definitely would if given the chance.
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Ok - you’ve seen the headlines about the “secretive” government agency planning on “dimming” the sun?
Sounds like something out of a Marvel film or a 1960’s James Bond, right?
Here’s a 🧵on who the government agency is and what *exactly* it is that they’re funding
1/
Sounds like something out of a Marvel film or a 1960’s James Bond, right?
Here’s a 🧵on who the government agency is and what *exactly* it is that they’re funding
1/
May 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Ok - you’ve seen the headlines about the “secretive” government agency planning on “dimming” the sun?
Sounds like something out of a Marvel film or a 1960’s James Bond, right?
Here’s a 🧵on who the government agency is and what *exactly* it is that they’re funding
1/
Sounds like something out of a Marvel film or a 1960’s James Bond, right?
Here’s a 🧵on who the government agency is and what *exactly* it is that they’re funding
1/
Thank you President Trump! Your wise and benevolent influence has once again hastened spread of democracy & tolerance around the World 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
news.sky.com/story/exit-p...
news.sky.com/story/exit-p...
Nicusor Dan heading for surprise win over hard-right rival George Simion in Romanian election
According to the official tally, pro-Western centrist Nicusor Dan was ahead of nationalist George Simion by seven points as over 90% of the votes were counted.
news.sky.com
May 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Thank you President Trump! Your wise and benevolent influence has once again hastened spread of democracy & tolerance around the World 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
news.sky.com/story/exit-p...
news.sky.com/story/exit-p...
The leading cause of death in the USA in 3 years will be RFK Jr.
And there will be no vaccination to protect you.
And there will be no vaccination to protect you.
May 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The leading cause of death in the USA in 3 years will be RFK Jr.
And there will be no vaccination to protect you.
And there will be no vaccination to protect you.
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuk" - Tomlinson (1866)
May 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuk" - Tomlinson (1866)
Boss-level corruption...
"The Syrian leader (former al-Qaeda militant tied to US troop deaths) offered the President 'Trump Tower Damascus' AND a minerals deal if sanctions are reduced."
Forget decades of US foreign policy...
Now it's you scratch my back...
www.thetimes.com/world/middle...
"The Syrian leader (former al-Qaeda militant tied to US troop deaths) offered the President 'Trump Tower Damascus' AND a minerals deal if sanctions are reduced."
Forget decades of US foreign policy...
Now it's you scratch my back...
www.thetimes.com/world/middle...
Syrian leader offers Trump Ukraine-style minerals deal and tower in Damascus
Syria news: Trump suggests he may ease sanctions to give country ‘fresh start’
www.thetimes.com
May 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Boss-level corruption...
"The Syrian leader (former al-Qaeda militant tied to US troop deaths) offered the President 'Trump Tower Damascus' AND a minerals deal if sanctions are reduced."
Forget decades of US foreign policy...
Now it's you scratch my back...
www.thetimes.com/world/middle...
"The Syrian leader (former al-Qaeda militant tied to US troop deaths) offered the President 'Trump Tower Damascus' AND a minerals deal if sanctions are reduced."
Forget decades of US foreign policy...
Now it's you scratch my back...
www.thetimes.com/world/middle...
Seen an outrageous post that enrages you enough to respond ??
Does it have:
→ Less than 30 followers
→ No profile picture or details
→ Lots of numbers in the name
Most likely a bot. Have a nice cuppa and a biscuit, block and move on.
Does it have:
→ Less than 30 followers
→ No profile picture or details
→ Lots of numbers in the name
Most likely a bot. Have a nice cuppa and a biscuit, block and move on.
May 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Seen an outrageous post that enrages you enough to respond ??
Does it have:
→ Less than 30 followers
→ No profile picture or details
→ Lots of numbers in the name
Most likely a bot. Have a nice cuppa and a biscuit, block and move on.
Does it have:
→ Less than 30 followers
→ No profile picture or details
→ Lots of numbers in the name
Most likely a bot. Have a nice cuppa and a biscuit, block and move on.
Guys, I'm not 100% sure this is AI after all.
The hands are a dead giveaway.
The hands are a dead giveaway.
May 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Guys, I'm not 100% sure this is AI after all.
The hands are a dead giveaway.
The hands are a dead giveaway.
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This is a class act from a classy president.
Donald Trump dressed up as the man whose funeral he attended just a few days ago is so tender, so beautiful.
It will give solace to the millions of Catholics mourning their pope.
A truly humane & humble act
Thank you Mr President.
❤️🙏🏻
Donald Trump dressed up as the man whose funeral he attended just a few days ago is so tender, so beautiful.
It will give solace to the millions of Catholics mourning their pope.
A truly humane & humble act
Thank you Mr President.
❤️🙏🏻
May 3, 2025 at 10:07 AM
This is a class act from a classy president.
Donald Trump dressed up as the man whose funeral he attended just a few days ago is so tender, so beautiful.
It will give solace to the millions of Catholics mourning their pope.
A truly humane & humble act
Thank you Mr President.
❤️🙏🏻
Donald Trump dressed up as the man whose funeral he attended just a few days ago is so tender, so beautiful.
It will give solace to the millions of Catholics mourning their pope.
A truly humane & humble act
Thank you Mr President.
❤️🙏🏻
Spotted this large scarab beetle on my patio this morning. Apparently it's called a "Cockchaffer" but my wife thinks if I Google it I'll likely end up on some kind of register.
May 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Spotted this large scarab beetle on my patio this morning. Apparently it's called a "Cockchaffer" but my wife thinks if I Google it I'll likely end up on some kind of register.
Using the hotel toaster for the first time
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
media.tenor.com
May 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Using the hotel toaster for the first time
Hey @bbcbreaking-bot.bsky.social a new bill in the Commons today changes how we handle banks in financial trouble.
Instead of tax payers bailing them out, a new fund, financed by banks, will be set up to cover costs.
Its of HUGE public interest. Hint hint.
bills.parliament.uk/bills/3734/p...
Instead of tax payers bailing them out, a new fund, financed by banks, will be set up to cover costs.
Its of HUGE public interest. Hint hint.
bills.parliament.uk/bills/3734/p...
Bank Resolution (Recapitalisation) Bill [HL] publications - Parliamentary Bills - UK Parliament
Documents, and debates for Bank Resolution (Recapitalisation) Bill [HL]
bills.parliament.uk
April 24, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Hey @bbcbreaking-bot.bsky.social a new bill in the Commons today changes how we handle banks in financial trouble.
Instead of tax payers bailing them out, a new fund, financed by banks, will be set up to cover costs.
Its of HUGE public interest. Hint hint.
bills.parliament.uk/bills/3734/p...
Instead of tax payers bailing them out, a new fund, financed by banks, will be set up to cover costs.
Its of HUGE public interest. Hint hint.
bills.parliament.uk/bills/3734/p...