Trump will use this to limit fallout re; Venezuela/Greenland

Putin's tool has played a blinder.

Tories trying hard to keep their monthly racism quota topped up.

Why the Epstein is he doing this?

Good to hear she's splitting the racist vote 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I see you and I raise you The Nine Kittens of Christmas*

*may contain kittens

Either that or he'll pre-emptively pardon himself

You ok Guardian? Use your safe word if they's someone in the room forcing you to write these kind of articles?

Why? What's wrong with Starmer? Best PM and government we've had for 14 years. Moronic speculation by our largely RW press, the BBC and now (bizarrely) The Guardian.

Be careful what you wish for.

As a dumb cunt, how very dare you compare me to the President of the United States!

Putin - Botox explosion

An important distinction those beaurocrats riding the EU gravy train could never understand...

Not true. My Mother drank wine by the pint well before Brexit....

Loving the furlongs-per-hour. I wonder how many FPH my EV can do.........

It's actually called the "Seasonal Festive Decoration Tax" because we're not allowed to use "Christmas" anymore...

I'll save you the effort

BREXIT BENEFITS
1. Lefty tears
2. Black passports
3. sOVriNTeee
4. Stopping the boats*
5. Allowed to say Chrimbo now
6. Linneker sacked!
7. Special BRITISH airport queue 🇬🇧
8. Racism is now just 'bantz'
9. No more forrins (wait wot..)
10. And many more 🇬🇧🇬🇧

*our fishing boats

Did Trump's masked ICE storm troopers show Musk the view from a 20th story window?

It always worked for Putin critics.