Have you seen this cat?
@mcandrewface.bsky.social
Cat butler, pie thief & photographer.
Cold toast is best - I will die on this hill.
Cold toast is best - I will die on this hill.
This Robert Jenrick? Looks like he'll be a good fit over at Reform.
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
This Robert Jenrick? Looks like he'll be a good fit over at Reform.
Khan's lawless London! 🤬🤬🤬
December 31, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Khan's lawless London! 🤬🤬🤬
Apparently I need to turn the heating up a smidge.
December 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Apparently I need to turn the heating up a smidge.
Bumped into Hodge - Southwark Cathedral's rambunctious and friendly in-house cat. He's a bit of a chonker... I suspect the delights of nearby Borough Market are partly to blame.
December 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Bumped into Hodge - Southwark Cathedral's rambunctious and friendly in-house cat. He's a bit of a chonker... I suspect the delights of nearby Borough Market are partly to blame.
All chocolate bought in 2025 must be consumed before 2026. Those are the rules. I shall not be taking any further questions while I'm eating.
December 28, 2025 at 10:39 AM
All chocolate bought in 2025 must be consumed before 2026. Those are the rules. I shall not be taking any further questions while I'm eating.
I see you and I raise you The Nine Kittens of Christmas*
*may contain kittens
*may contain kittens
December 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I see you and I raise you The Nine Kittens of Christmas*
*may contain kittens
*may contain kittens
BREAKING: Trump gifts all of Europe to Putin after 'Offer he couldn't refuse".
August 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
BREAKING: Trump gifts all of Europe to Putin after 'Offer he couldn't refuse".
..and businesses large and small will now be able to sue the U.S. government for reparations...
May 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
..and businesses large and small will now be able to sue the U.S. government for reparations...
Poor guy looks soo thirsty from shouting at forrins....
May 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Poor guy looks soo thirsty from shouting at forrins....
Be honest.. you definitely would if given the chance.
May 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Be honest.. you definitely would if given the chance.
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuk" - Tomlinson (1866)
May 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuk" - Tomlinson (1866)
Seen an outrageous post that enrages you enough to respond ??
Does it have:
→ Less than 30 followers
→ No profile picture or details
→ Lots of numbers in the name
Most likely a bot. Have a nice cuppa and a biscuit, block and move on.
Does it have:
→ Less than 30 followers
→ No profile picture or details
→ Lots of numbers in the name
Most likely a bot. Have a nice cuppa and a biscuit, block and move on.
May 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Seen an outrageous post that enrages you enough to respond ??
Does it have:
→ Less than 30 followers
→ No profile picture or details
→ Lots of numbers in the name
Most likely a bot. Have a nice cuppa and a biscuit, block and move on.
Does it have:
→ Less than 30 followers
→ No profile picture or details
→ Lots of numbers in the name
Most likely a bot. Have a nice cuppa and a biscuit, block and move on.
Guys, I'm not 100% sure this is AI after all.
The hands are a dead giveaway.
The hands are a dead giveaway.
May 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Guys, I'm not 100% sure this is AI after all.
The hands are a dead giveaway.
The hands are a dead giveaway.
Spotted this large scarab beetle on my patio this morning. Apparently it's called a "Cockchaffer" but my wife thinks if I Google it I'll likely end up on some kind of register.
May 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Spotted this large scarab beetle on my patio this morning. Apparently it's called a "Cockchaffer" but my wife thinks if I Google it I'll likely end up on some kind of register.
"Hey, asshole - my eyes are up here ya filthy animal!"
April 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"Hey, asshole - my eyes are up here ya filthy animal!"
Yes I'm a "kootie wickle baby" if you like... but just wait until you see what I've done to your Peace Lily...
April 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Yes I'm a "kootie wickle baby" if you like... but just wait until you see what I've done to your Peace Lily...
When you're not looking in their direction..
April 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
When you're not looking in their direction..
"Your chair? I think you're confusing this seat with I give some fucks"
April 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"Your chair? I think you're confusing this seat with I give some fucks"
Go outside or go unnoticed.
April 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Go outside or go unnoticed.
Squeaky-bum time for Tory VIP-lane chums.
The covid enquiry takes it's first scalp 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
The covid enquiry takes it's first scalp 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
April 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Squeaky-bum time for Tory VIP-lane chums.
The covid enquiry takes it's first scalp 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
The covid enquiry takes it's first scalp 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
As an aside, this isn't helping...
Trump at last nights NRCC dinner:
"Don't let some of these politicians. let me tell you. These countries are calling me, kissing my ass, they are dying to make a [trade] deal..."please please sir let me make a deal, I'll do anything, I'll do anything sir."
Trump at last nights NRCC dinner:
"Don't let some of these politicians. let me tell you. These countries are calling me, kissing my ass, they are dying to make a [trade] deal..."please please sir let me make a deal, I'll do anything, I'll do anything sir."
April 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
As an aside, this isn't helping...
Trump at last nights NRCC dinner:
"Don't let some of these politicians. let me tell you. These countries are calling me, kissing my ass, they are dying to make a [trade] deal..."please please sir let me make a deal, I'll do anything, I'll do anything sir."
Trump at last nights NRCC dinner:
"Don't let some of these politicians. let me tell you. These countries are calling me, kissing my ass, they are dying to make a [trade] deal..."please please sir let me make a deal, I'll do anything, I'll do anything sir."