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mcandrewface.bsky.social
Have you seen this cat?
@mcandrewface.bsky.social
Cat butler, pie thief & photographer.
Cold toast is best - I will die on this hill.
Please
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 PM
This Robert Jenrick? Looks like he'll be a good fit over at Reform.
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Khan's lawless London! 🤬🤬🤬
December 31, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Apparently I need to turn the heating up a smidge.
December 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Bumped into Hodge - Southwark Cathedral's rambunctious and friendly in-house cat. He's a bit of a chonker... I suspect the delights of nearby Borough Market are partly to blame.
December 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
All chocolate bought in 2025 must be consumed before 2026. Those are the rules. I shall not be taking any further questions while I'm eating.
December 28, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I see you and I raise you The Nine Kittens of Christmas*

*may contain kittens
December 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
BREAKING: Trump gifts all of Europe to Putin after 'Offer he couldn't refuse".
August 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
..and businesses large and small will now be able to sue the U.S. government for reparations...
May 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Poor guy looks soo thirsty from shouting at forrins....
May 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Be honest.. you definitely would if given the chance.
May 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuk" - Tomlinson (1866)
May 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Seen an outrageous post that enrages you enough to respond ??

Does it have:
→ Less than 30 followers
→ No profile picture or details
→ Lots of numbers in the name

Most likely a bot. Have a nice cuppa and a biscuit, block and move on.
May 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Guys, I'm not 100% sure this is AI after all.
The hands are a dead giveaway.
May 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
May 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Spotted this large scarab beetle on my patio this morning. Apparently it's called a "Cockchaffer" but my wife thinks if I Google it I'll likely end up on some kind of register.
May 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
"Hey, asshole - my eyes are up here ya filthy animal!"
April 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Yes I'm a "kootie wickle baby" if you like... but just wait until you see what I've done to your Peace Lily...
April 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
When you're not looking in their direction..
April 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"Your chair? I think you're confusing this seat with I give some fucks"
April 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Go outside or go unnoticed.
April 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Why is nobody running a left-wing bot farm on x.com to patiently and relentlessly educate MAGA wankers..?
April 18, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Squeaky-bum time for Tory VIP-lane chums.

The covid enquiry takes it's first scalp 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
April 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
As an aside, this isn't helping...

Trump at last nights NRCC dinner:
"Don't let some of these politicians. let me tell you. These countries are calling me, kissing my ass, they are dying to make a [trade] deal..."please please sir let me make a deal, I'll do anything, I'll do anything sir."
April 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM