vB
mayorfancyhat.bsky.social
vB
@mayorfancyhat.bsky.social
Punk kid from way back, plays too many video games and dropped out of film school.

almost defiantly trans (definitely trans) she/her

apparently, every reply is me working through some Deep-Seated shit.

(open to 'seated-vs-seeded' arguments if ur cool)
Reposted by vB
Please check all that apply
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I think it's really fun that there's a huge nostalgic push by youngish right wingers to idealize the 90s as a time when everything was cool and people got along, when 100% of all media in the decade was people saying "shit sucks RN, and I'm miserable."
November 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
*Struggling to undo my own bra for some reason*

"Today, I truly am a man."
October 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Are we all - all of us - cursed to have to come out over and over every year until time grinds to a halt?
October 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Ya makes a Vonnegut reference, I shares your post*

*unless you're a piece of shit, which Juno isn't.
September 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Seriously, she hit that syllable SO HARD, over and over in exactly that way; and still other trans people I talked to thought "ah yes. our savior."
“This is a community with which I have a deep connection”

Yes, that's why literally the only time I heard the syllable 'trans' in any of your speeches was you putting A WHOLE LOT OF PEPPER on "we're going to go after TRANS...National criminals"
September 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Reposted by vB
i don’t like the idea of the president missing. he could be anywhere. i am suddenly aware how little i appreciated opening my shower curtain knowing the president would not be standing there
August 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Reposted by vB
i'm honestly not interested in the opinion of any cis person on the topic of trans rights. you don't know what our existence is like and you never can. by definition you aren't qualified to tell us or anyone else what threats aren't real and i'm damn sick of seeing you say we're making shit up.
August 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Reposted by vB
Exhausted by the "trans lives are disposable for liberal ambitions" discourse, so my last comment on this is simply
August 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"Find me 200 of the sweatiest, sexiest street toughs in all of New York!" - Walter Hill in 1978, probably.
August 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Rahm Emmanuel looks like if God was kidding when he made Malcolm McDowell
July 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My brain is Soup Enough that I can't remember whether or not I've already posted a thing, because of the linear concept of time.

But know that if I say a thing a 2nd time, I meant it just as hard as I did the first four times I said it
July 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Misgendered! while sadly eating my $17 shrimp po'boy in the rain!
July 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My favorite thing about Street Fighter 6 is that it's actually - secretly - Final Fight 4.
June 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The funny podcast lady ain't being funny here, only terrifyingly correct.
These are not the actions of a political movement that ever plans on being out of power.
June 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Reposted by vB
"Let me get this straight. You want to rebuild that broken-down race car BEFORE driving it in the big race?"
June 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Reposted by vB
sometimes my brain goes "dont u think your interests would be more stereotypically feminine if u were a real woman", and then i remember i know girls that are more likely to know nuclear launch codes than how to properly take care of their hair. and then i just go on with my life :)
June 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Reposted by vB
People can get away with just making ANYTHING up about trans people and no one bothers fact checking it
June 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Reposted by vB
wild to see yet another shooting being blamed on an imaginary trans woman
June 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I will NEVER get over the fact that '52 Seconds' by Bad Religion is 58 seconds long
June 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Reposted by vB
Out walking in Evanston’s Juneteenth parade for @katmabu.bsky.social

Great event, talked to lots of people about how kat is putting the servant back in public servant, using campaign funds to help the community.

We’re gonna win, and we’re gonna have good representation in congress.
June 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I'm bisexual in that I have a crush on every lady, and also John Cusack from the hit 1997 comedy Grosse Pointe Blank
June 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Gender in 2025:

"She's my Boyfriend"

Conflicted, we'll see where the night takes us

"He's my Girlfriend"

Fuckin' fight on sight (not in a sexy way.)
May 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
"Shrine of the Silver Monkey," this and "Throne of the Pretender" that.

But have you considered the Mineshaft, or the Pit of Despair!?

You dunce, have you even for a second thought about The Torch Room!!??
May 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM