I said this on a different post, more or less:

"But... But it IS rude (complimentary)"

I stand by it.

I'll try to be normal, but incredibly low quality + candle light is my vibe rn.

Legit, titty doesn't factor in one way or the other

But it is rude (complimentary)

I have to like... do math and shit, and it's in no way intuitive.

I do unspeakable things, up to - and including! - counting out loud, and also on my fingers to make sure I get servers tipped properly because it's worth me being embarrassing in public to do the right thing.

Source: it's me; I'm about to be very silent on the internet for hundreds of hours

Trans women about to be very silent on the internet for a few hundred consecutive hours

Did you get the pre-order pin set?

Not a shit post or a flex in any way: in-between taking notes on how to overthrow the banks, and taking notes on how to piss off a gang of angry dudes just enough that they take my balls, I took a brief moment to notice what happened to Angel Face and thought quietly to myself: "good."

Literally just walked outside wondering which neighbor had such an obnoxious light on this late

That's the lesson I learned, but a lot of people seem to have been told they actually learned the opposite, and believed what they were told.

Can't wait to read an op-ed in twenty years titled "generation beta, the first generation poised to do worse economically than their parents."

Well see, you already took mine

"you know what you guys do to the Irish? THAT'S WHAT GOD DOES TO THE BENGALS!" is the line that's killing me, actually.

I just delete haphazardly AT BEST. I applaud you for this

I don't find it cute, actually, but FUCK if it ain't relatable

“This is a community with which I have a deep connection”

Yes, that's why literally the only time I heard the syllable 'trans' in any of your speeches was you putting A WHOLE LOT OF PEPPER on "we're going to go after TRANS...National criminals"

Unrelated, the Warriors owns so hard