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reasons to be cheerful, part 3. still a weirdo.
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Ever have one of those quiet moments where you realize how tiny we really are? #CalvinandHobbes #BigThoughts
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Ever have one of those quiet moments where you realize how tiny we really are? #CalvinandHobbes #BigThoughts
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I’m all out of funk
I’m so lost without groove
I’m so lost without groove
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I’m all out of funk
I’m so lost without groove
I’m so lost without groove
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check it out: one million year mortgage
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
check it out: one million year mortgage
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Watching a classic on the big screen tonight
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Watching a classic on the big screen tonight
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My crush on Lea Thompson in BACK TO THE FUTURE (1985) remains undefeated.
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
My crush on Lea Thompson in BACK TO THE FUTURE (1985) remains undefeated.
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I’ve thankfully stayed free of any One Battle After Another spoilers before seeing the movie tonight, but whatever it’s about, I’m glad it’s going to give me a well-needed break from the problems of this country and any issues at hand. Anyway, me and my big popcorn are going into the theater
October 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’ve thankfully stayed free of any One Battle After Another spoilers before seeing the movie tonight, but whatever it’s about, I’m glad it’s going to give me a well-needed break from the problems of this country and any issues at hand. Anyway, me and my big popcorn are going into the theater
'one battle after another' was excellent, as p.t. does, and never in the nearly 3 hours did it feel slow. casting was *chef's kiss.* and there's a tiny bit of eureka included, though the setting is perfectly chaotic & fluid. gooooo.
October 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
'one battle after another' was excellent, as p.t. does, and never in the nearly 3 hours did it feel slow. casting was *chef's kiss.* and there's a tiny bit of eureka included, though the setting is perfectly chaotic & fluid. gooooo.
shared with hairdresser that my costume this year is e.t. in drag. they shared a story wherein their older sister used to play an e.t. VHS on repeat whenever she didn't want them in the room because they were terrified by it. mom bought an e.t. doll for exposure therapy, which failed miserably.
September 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
shared with hairdresser that my costume this year is e.t. in drag. they shared a story wherein their older sister used to play an e.t. VHS on repeat whenever she didn't want them in the room because they were terrified by it. mom bought an e.t. doll for exposure therapy, which failed miserably.
cooper hoffman & david jonsson were pretty excellent in "the long walk." go see it, but be prepared to be shell-shocked & to probably close your eyes 30% of the time. definitely moving & interesting as a stephen king thing. youtu.be/3Q5L9bwyrSA?...
The Long Walk
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September 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
cooper hoffman & david jonsson were pretty excellent in "the long walk." go see it, but be prepared to be shell-shocked & to probably close your eyes 30% of the time. definitely moving & interesting as a stephen king thing. youtu.be/3Q5L9bwyrSA?...
my posts are getting older & grumpier with each go. this is me morphing into a goblin golden girl.
September 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
my posts are getting older & grumpier with each go. this is me morphing into a goblin golden girl.
the few times i've seen clockwork orange, i was too tired or blurry to take it in. i saw it tonight. jfc. i mean i know that's the point but the shining and 2001 are still in top place for me.
September 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the few times i've seen clockwork orange, i was too tired or blurry to take it in. i saw it tonight. jfc. i mean i know that's the point but the shining and 2001 are still in top place for me.
saw a comedian last night and ended up in the very front row, like, 4 feet away from him. husband is stoic af, so comedian stops at one point and says "you need to lighten up. you ok?" it gets really awkward, with comedian offering therapy and egging him to talk. i'm aware husband is very anxious.
September 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
saw a comedian last night and ended up in the very front row, like, 4 feet away from him. husband is stoic af, so comedian stops at one point and says "you need to lighten up. you ok?" it gets really awkward, with comedian offering therapy and egging him to talk. i'm aware husband is very anxious.
at a new constellations show but I swear every other couple here has a guy behind a lady basically dry humping from the back and it's super fucking awkward and uncomfortable because i'm distracted by what i'm literally now seeing as actual dogs getting all up in that.
September 13, 2025 at 6:05 AM
at a new constellations show but I swear every other couple here has a guy behind a lady basically dry humping from the back and it's super fucking awkward and uncomfortable because i'm distracted by what i'm literally now seeing as actual dogs getting all up in that.
when in public waiting spaces & that one person is staring at you like "addicted to your phone huh?" and you're like "no, just extremely antisocial & having a crap day take the hint" and they just keep staring and now it's just a battle of me staring more intently at my phone to spite them.
September 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
when in public waiting spaces & that one person is staring at you like "addicted to your phone huh?" and you're like "no, just extremely antisocial & having a crap day take the hint" and they just keep staring and now it's just a battle of me staring more intently at my phone to spite them.
the cost & surprise of everything relating to car maintenance can suck it. grrrrrrrr.
September 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
the cost & surprise of everything relating to car maintenance can suck it. grrrrrrrr.
i'm doing this thing where i go to sleep and wake up at relatively reasonable hours and i'm not sure how to feel about it. this has not been the case in, oh, 40 years.
September 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
i'm doing this thing where i go to sleep and wake up at relatively reasonable hours and i'm not sure how to feel about it. this has not been the case in, oh, 40 years.
i'm getting "is that a sign on our neighbor's back roof? why wtf would they have a sign there? what does it say? i'm getting my binoculars" old.
tween intercepted to explain that it's just a solar panel and i'm losing it.
tween intercepted to explain that it's just a solar panel and i'm losing it.
September 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
i'm getting "is that a sign on our neighbor's back roof? why wtf would they have a sign there? what does it say? i'm getting my binoculars" old.
tween intercepted to explain that it's just a solar panel and i'm losing it.
tween intercepted to explain that it's just a solar panel and i'm losing it.
sobbing kinder who just wants to go home looks through a chainlink fence in vain for his dad's truck that won't arrive for 2 hours: "his truck is brown. it has a big american flag waving in the back. and another big black flag that waves. and it has a bullet on it but it doesn't shoot up."
September 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
sobbing kinder who just wants to go home looks through a chainlink fence in vain for his dad's truck that won't arrive for 2 hours: "his truck is brown. it has a big american flag waving in the back. and another big black flag that waves. and it has a bullet on it but it doesn't shoot up."
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Kiss me I am full of existential dread
August 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Kiss me I am full of existential dread
this little pattern on the ceiling makes me happy.
(try not to freak out that the sun is vaguely on my record.)
(try not to freak out that the sun is vaguely on my record.)
August 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
this little pattern on the ceiling makes me happy.
(try not to freak out that the sun is vaguely on my record.)
(try not to freak out that the sun is vaguely on my record.)
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I would have done the same thing
August 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I would have done the same thing
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brought to you by the same species that landed on the moon
August 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
brought to you by the same species that landed on the moon
sesame street is as punk as kathleen hanna is riot grrrl. fight me.
“Sesame Street” and its sequel, “The Electric Company,” were, “with lapses, the most intelligent and important programs in television,” Renata Adler wrote, in 1972.
The Invention of “Sesame Street”
Renata Adler’s 1972 review of the program that revolutionized children’s television.
www.newyorker.com
August 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
sesame street is as punk as kathleen hanna is riot grrrl. fight me.
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Self care tips: Go outside. Touch some grass. Swim in a river. Hug a tree. Realize the tree is actually a portal. Go through the portal into a land where you live in a mushroom and drink soup. Never be heard from again.
July 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Self care tips: Go outside. Touch some grass. Swim in a river. Hug a tree. Realize the tree is actually a portal. Go through the portal into a land where you live in a mushroom and drink soup. Never be heard from again.
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