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When I was in high school, my friend @mattrho.bsky.social told a joke that I still think about at least once a week:
SCIENTIST: I've designed an engine that runs on human corpses.
ASSISTANT: That's monstrous!
SCIENTIST: Quiet, fuel. Er, I mean...fool.
SCIENTIST: I've designed an engine that runs on human corpses.
ASSISTANT: That's monstrous!
SCIENTIST: Quiet, fuel. Er, I mean...fool.
February 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
When I was in high school, my friend @mattrho.bsky.social told a joke that I still think about at least once a week:
SCIENTIST: I've designed an engine that runs on human corpses.
ASSISTANT: That's monstrous!
SCIENTIST: Quiet, fuel. Er, I mean...fool.
SCIENTIST: I've designed an engine that runs on human corpses.
ASSISTANT: That's monstrous!
SCIENTIST: Quiet, fuel. Er, I mean...fool.
We are a nation of laws. If you support that principle, you don't get to pick and choose which of those laws apply to any given situation. The freedom to assemble and petition your government. (1st). Keep AND BEAR arms (2nd). Due process (5th and 14th).
January 25, 2026 at 5:35 PM
We are a nation of laws. If you support that principle, you don't get to pick and choose which of those laws apply to any given situation. The freedom to assemble and petition your government. (1st). Keep AND BEAR arms (2nd). Due process (5th and 14th).
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If I were playing for the Kansas City Chiefs, I would simply catch the ball when it was thrown to me
February 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If I were playing for the Kansas City Chiefs, I would simply catch the ball when it was thrown to me
My daughter's Cronenberg snowman sculpture.
January 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My daughter's Cronenberg snowman sculpture.
Welcome to "Whose Live Anyway?" Where the cities are made up and the states don't matter! @gregproops.bsky.social
December 29, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Welcome to "Whose Live Anyway?" Where the cities are made up and the states don't matter! @gregproops.bsky.social
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twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. the risotto was ruined
December 25, 2024 at 9:01 PM
twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. the risotto was ruined
“Don't Fear the Reaper” already has, correctly, lots of cowbell, but the song that needs MOAR COWBELL, in my opinion, is “Welcome to the Jungle”. #wannafightaboutit
December 26, 2024 at 12:55 AM
“Don't Fear the Reaper” already has, correctly, lots of cowbell, but the song that needs MOAR COWBELL, in my opinion, is “Welcome to the Jungle”. #wannafightaboutit
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