Matthew Osborn
@matthewosborn.bsky.social
Wtf are we doing?
How much more in your face can it be?
"Why are you asking me for my paperwork?"
"Because of your accent."
"You have an accent too."
"Where were you born sir?"
"Where were you born at?"
"Put your hands behind your back."
"Why are you asking me for my paperwork?"
"Because of your accent."
"You have an accent too."
"Where were you born sir?"
"Where were you born at?"
"Put your hands behind your back."
January 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Wtf are we doing?
make it make sense
Trump lets another drug trafficker out of prison because his father happens to be a Republican member of Congress.
January 17, 2026 at 2:46 PM
make it make sense
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If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
"...it could be, sir." says the dog murderer, with a smirk.
TAPPER: Is that Agent Ross's voice calling Renee Good a "fucking bitch"?
KRISTI NOEM: I can't determine which one it is, but it could be, sir
KRISTI NOEM: I can't determine which one it is, but it could be, sir
January 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
"...it could be, sir." says the dog murderer, with a smirk.
It's insane that this shit isn't more outrageous.
“We’ll Have Our Home” again is a song that’s extremely popular with white nationalists. It’s all over Telegram. I think the first time I heard it was from a video of a secretive group called the Mannerbünd.
January 10, 2026 at 6:53 PM
It's insane that this shit isn't more outrageous.
Comforting that Fox fails catastrophically to land any of it's fictional narratives on a random white dude plucked off the streets.
Hannity has a Fox reporter in Minneapolis talk to a random protester walking through the city who goes on to spit bars for 2 minutes
January 10, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Comforting that Fox fails catastrophically to land any of it's fictional narratives on a random white dude plucked off the streets.
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STRAIGHT UP MURDER
January 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
STRAIGHT UP MURDER
"...posts false narrative" was the absolute strongest terms the NYT could muster, I guess.
In a breathtaking reversal of reality, Trump uses a taxpayer funded website to whitewash the history of Jan. 6, blaming Capitol Police, Democrats and Pence -- everyone but himself and the mob that stormed the Capitol. @lukebroadwater.bsky.social @alanfeuer.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/u...
White House Posts False Jan. 6 Narrative on Riot’s 5th Anniversary
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:52 PM
"...posts false narrative" was the absolute strongest terms the NYT could muster, I guess.
Cool. White dudes arguing for an Immigration policy that's "...do we want them here".
Fine: "I'm talking to my colleagues about whether we want these fake Somali refugees - who come to our country, add no value, suck our resources, defraud our govt - whether we actually want them here. I don't think Ilhan Omar shouldn't be a member of Congress - I think she shouldn't be an American"
December 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Cool. White dudes arguing for an Immigration policy that's "...do we want them here".
Thick with irony.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Thick with irony.
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
Reminiscent of when the Institute for Football Preparedness honored Hank Williams Jr.
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Reminiscent of when the Institute for Football Preparedness honored Hank Williams Jr.
It's cuz he's a racist.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It's cuz he's a racist.
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get a load of the "journalist" asking questions at the Pentagon press briefing
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
Wtf are we even doing America.
Trump: "Any Jewish person that votes for Zohran Mamdani, a proven and self professed JEW HATER, is a stupid person!!!"
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Wtf are we even doing America.
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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
“We want the bureaucrats to be traumatically affected,” Vought said... “When they wake up in the morning, we want them to not want to go to work, because they are increasingly viewed as the villains. We want their funding to be shut down … We want to put them in trauma.”
Yesterday was that morning.
Yesterday was that morning.
October 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“We want the bureaucrats to be traumatically affected,” Vought said... “When they wake up in the morning, we want them to not want to go to work, because they are increasingly viewed as the villains. We want their funding to be shut down … We want to put them in trauma.”
Yesterday was that morning.
Yesterday was that morning.
All the more ironic because her opponent @abigailspanberger.com is a UVA alumna.
"We're talking about Tech, by the way; saw the game this past Friday - go 'Hoos!" - Winsome Earle-Sears bluevirginia.us/2025/09/very...
September 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
All the more ironic because her opponent @abigailspanberger.com is a UVA alumna.
ffs
Trump to the UN: "I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell."
September 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
ffs
Look who's got two faces. Big Tech can miss me with this tea-leaf reading rebrand.
(Bloomberg) - A tech association funded by Apple Inc., Alphabet Inc.’s Google and other major tech companies is launching a new initiative to strengthen the frayed relationship between Democrats and Silicon Valley ahead of the 2026 midterm elections.
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Big Tech Looks to Strengthen Frayed Relationship With Democrats Ahead of Midterms
A tech association funded by Apple Inc., Alphabet Inc.’s Google and other major tech companies is launching a new initiative to strengthen the frayed relationship between Democrats and Silicon Valley ...
www.bloomberg.com
September 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Look who's got two faces. Big Tech can miss me with this tea-leaf reading rebrand.
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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
WASHINGTON—Claiming that 100% of users experienced dangerous side effects as a result of wearing the contraceptive device, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly paused an amorous moment Thursday to issue a...
theonion.com
September 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism