Matt Cramer
@mattcramer.bsky.social
You are who you choose to be. He/him
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DEEP DIVE MY ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
DEEP DIVE MY ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN
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London is fast becoming a cycling city. As each new piece in the network appears—which has more than quadrupled from 90 to 431 km since 2016—so do new cyclists. Its infrastructure now sees a stunning 1.5 million daily users—a 43% spike since 2019—moving nearly half as many people as the Tube below.🧵
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
London is fast becoming a cycling city. As each new piece in the network appears—which has more than quadrupled from 90 to 431 km since 2016—so do new cyclists. Its infrastructure now sees a stunning 1.5 million daily users—a 43% spike since 2019—moving nearly half as many people as the Tube below.🧵
Tonight would be the most failed 4th down conversions in NFL history — if it weren’t for the Lions themselves setting the bar at 6 in 2022
Dan Campbell: bad at 4th downs
Dan Campbell: bad at 4th downs
Notes: Lions set NFL record in failed fourth down conversion attempts
Detroit broke a 27-year-old record held by the Patriots of all teams.
www.prideofdetroit.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Tonight would be the most failed 4th down conversions in NFL history — if it weren’t for the Lions themselves setting the bar at 6 in 2022
Dan Campbell: bad at 4th downs
Dan Campbell: bad at 4th downs
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For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
Isiah Kiner-Falefa lost the World Series by:
-entering as a pinch runner but being too slow to score from 3rd on a bobbled grounder
-sliding into home when running over the plate would’ve been faster
-being such a crappy hitter his manager asked him to bunt the tying run from 2nd to 3rd with 0 outs
-entering as a pinch runner but being too slow to score from 3rd on a bobbled grounder
-sliding into home when running over the plate would’ve been faster
-being such a crappy hitter his manager asked him to bunt the tying run from 2nd to 3rd with 0 outs
November 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Isiah Kiner-Falefa lost the World Series by:
-entering as a pinch runner but being too slow to score from 3rd on a bobbled grounder
-sliding into home when running over the plate would’ve been faster
-being such a crappy hitter his manager asked him to bunt the tying run from 2nd to 3rd with 0 outs
-entering as a pinch runner but being too slow to score from 3rd on a bobbled grounder
-sliding into home when running over the plate would’ve been faster
-being such a crappy hitter his manager asked him to bunt the tying run from 2nd to 3rd with 0 outs
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Every single play is epic … I’ve never seen anything like this.
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Every single play is epic … I’ve never seen anything like this.
Can’t one play be normal
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Can’t one play be normal
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Finally a ballgame. Excited for the next nine innings!
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Finally a ballgame. Excited for the next nine innings!
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People who still hang out on Twitter daily bullshitting and posting like business as usual give me the extreme ick.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
People who still hang out on Twitter daily bullshitting and posting like business as usual give me the extreme ick.
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It’s the same picture.gif
October 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It’s the same picture.gif
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i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform:
- no more spam texts and calls
- smaller cars with weaker headlights
- imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years
- no more spam texts and calls
- smaller cars with weaker headlights
- imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years
October 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform:
- no more spam texts and calls
- smaller cars with weaker headlights
- imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years
- no more spam texts and calls
- smaller cars with weaker headlights
- imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years
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Americans love to mock the French as pussies but I can guarantee you if masked federal agents were disappearing journalists they would have 18-wheelers blocking every highway and protests throughout Paris
October 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Americans love to mock the French as pussies but I can guarantee you if masked federal agents were disappearing journalists they would have 18-wheelers blocking every highway and protests throughout Paris
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Bacchanal, by Nicolas Poussin, 1624
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figure it worked because of the composition but also the ‘scapegoat’ being dragged off
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figure it worked because of the composition but also the ‘scapegoat’ being dragged off
October 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Bacchanal, by Nicolas Poussin, 1624
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figure it worked because of the composition but also the ‘scapegoat’ being dragged off
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figure it worked because of the composition but also the ‘scapegoat’ being dragged off
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Jesus that was like a brainstorming session for finding the worst possible way to lose
October 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Jesus that was like a brainstorming session for finding the worst possible way to lose
Sorry, but: fire Topper
October 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sorry, but: fire Topper
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I was a columnist at Harper's during #metoo, which was apparently the bridge too far for the publisher; the magazine swung right, starting with attacks on feminism and defenses of abusers. Needless to say, I departed.
October 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I was a columnist at Harper's during #metoo, which was apparently the bridge too far for the publisher; the magazine swung right, starting with attacks on feminism and defenses of abusers. Needless to say, I departed.
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This is exactly what we need. This is it.
"New York City Council member Chi Ossé, a close ally of Zohran Mamdani, is privately discussing a run against House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)"
"New York City Council member Chi Ossé, a close ally of Zohran Mamdani, is privately discussing a run against House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)"
Scoop: Mamdani ally weighs challenging Hakeem Jeffries
Just talking about a potential campaign could drive a further wedge between Mamdani — the democratic socialist in line to be New York's next mayor — and Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)
www.axios.com
October 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This is exactly what we need. This is it.
"New York City Council member Chi Ossé, a close ally of Zohran Mamdani, is privately discussing a run against House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)"
"New York City Council member Chi Ossé, a close ally of Zohran Mamdani, is privately discussing a run against House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)"
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When the Yankees get eliminated
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
When the Yankees get eliminated
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Phillies and Eagles tomorrow, should be healthy for us all
October 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Phillies and Eagles tomorrow, should be healthy for us all