matilda
matildaism.com
matilda
@matildaism.com
⚡ light artist / 🥤 cola sommelier
wow, just stumbled across the miserable bastard comedian who used to hold the fusebox hostage when there were parties in the warehouse we lived in - he's now a presenter on GB News. He's absolutely read himself to filth there, 0 craic, no further comment needed
March 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
just passed a guy of about 20 on the ubahn wearing a camel coloured dress shirt and a black and white striped tie with a beanie and skater jeans. absolutely cracked fit. the kids are not Alright
January 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Steven Moffat writing jokes about mansplaining on #doctorwho 🤢 dude's got the biggest mansplainer energy of anyone in tv. bin him off!!
December 25, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Reposted by matilda
Here it is, my big #EastEnders catch-up thread for people who only see it when they go home for Christmas with the family. Allow me to get you all caught up on the goings-on in Albert Square in its most explosive week of the year! KEEP THIS BY YOUR SIDE AT ALL TIMES.
December 23, 2024 at 8:34 AM
Reposted by matilda
Newsletter: Our digital lives are unregulated growth-hacked ecological disasters. The modern tech ecosystem's growth-at-all-costs mindset is actively harming billions of people, pushing them toward authoritarianism for profit. We must fight back.

www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgive-them/
Never Forgive Them
In the last year, I’ve spent about 200,000 words on a kind of personal journey where I’ve tried again and again to work out why everything digital feels so broken, and why it seems to keep getting wor...
www.wheresyoured.at
December 16, 2024 at 5:31 PM
absolutely beside myself at the thought of going in a waitrose after a long long year of german supermarkets
December 17, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Reposted by matilda
Tucked into the Cass Report, deep in the appendices, you'll find that they reviewed thousands of patient records and found no one who'd been harmed by puberty blockers and fewer than 10 detransitions.
It’s even worse knowing that Wes actually met trans kids, listened to them cry about how awful it would be to go through the wrong puberty, how this is a lifesaving treatment, and is fucking doing this anyway

It’s even more heartless than shutting them out of conversations
BREAKING: I have seen confirmation that the indefinite puberty blocker ban for trans kids that was passed by the NI Executive yesterday will be UK-wide. It will come into effect on January 1 2025 when the temporary ban expires.

It is being laid before Parliament today.
December 11, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Reposted by matilda
YOUR LOVE: A cold and broken Hallelujah
MY LOVE: The spacious, comfortable and smooth-riding Hallelujah 6000
November 15, 2023 at 1:49 PM
Reposted by matilda
It is time. Please give the usual festive welcome to the legendary Jeremy Lion aka @bigedwards.bsky.social and his 12-step Christmas.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugv1...
Jeremy Lion 12 days of Christmas
YouTube video by YOUAGETUBE
www.youtube.com
December 10, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Reposted by matilda
The journalistic imperative to tell the truth doesn't magically go away because someone died
Slain Healthcare CEO’s Life Airbrushed by Media
Journalistic skepticism isn't magically exempt when someone dies
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 9, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Reposted by matilda
fuck off nike do it yourself
November 26, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Real ones bring their own Hellmanns to the chicken shop ✨
November 16, 2024 at 11:52 PM
visiting my damp storage space on a saturday night which means it's time to drink the third solo beer of my life!!1! 🤠
November 16, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Reposted by matilda
The one about going for a curry with Sue Pollard, and the one about playing pool with two of the guys out of Aswad.
November 16, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Reposted by matilda
I’ve said it before but amapiano is as radical a shift in dancefloor *dynamics* as jungle or half time dubstep ever were
Big truths in a little thread here. Took me a few years to actually get amapiano - like drum and bass when I was a kid, hearing it mixed by DJs suddenly made it make sense - but it's one of the biggest genres around yet you wouldn't know it. And the reason for that is systemic industry racism.
Here’s direct link to playlist. And I didn’t say this outright in article but we need to talk about it: the reason this music isn’t bigger is the same racist assumption that has been in play going back 45 yrs to lovers’ rock: that Black British music that is smooth, sophisticated etc has less value.
October 13, 2024 at 10:34 AM
(obviously i'm just here for the shitposting tho)
November 16, 2024 at 7:02 PM
oh dear, think it's been so long lurking in the Bad Place i've forgotten how to post. anyway here's a light installation i made recently for Overflow Studio, inspired by the shapes made by light reflected on water - it's nice to be back in the game, looking forward to iterating ⚡⚡⚡ #art #lightart
November 16, 2024 at 12:36 AM