Matias Jofre
@matiasjofre.bsky.social
Formerly known as @matiasjofre. Opinions are mine and do not represent anything substantial or anything really tbqh
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If Katy Perry marries Justin Trudeau it will take approximately this long for his green card application to be processed.
December 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
If Katy Perry marries Justin Trudeau it will take approximately this long for his green card application to be processed.
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i'm at the combination shower-toilet.
I am staying at a place with the toilet in the shower and it is >$400 per night
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i'm at the combination shower-toilet.
ultimately what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up the economy, it’s gotta be about job creation too. so health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions
December 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
ultimately what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up the economy, it’s gotta be about job creation too. so health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions
Happy Wednesday
NEW macOS 26.1 🥫🍝 sauce! 🎉
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Comparing xnu-12377.1.9...xnu-12377.41.6 · apple-oss-distributions/xnu
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December 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Happy Wednesday
For this Giving Tuesday I am too giving up, but not before this ships + arrives next week
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
For this Giving Tuesday I am too giving up, but not before this ships + arrives next week
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
It is time to rewatch The OC from the beginning, wow
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It is time to rewatch The OC from the beginning, wow
Happy 40th!!!! to carly rae jepsen
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Happy 40th!!!! to carly rae jepsen
#aa @americanair.bsky.social mystery meat on flagship business last night (aa2453), described as ‘brisket’ on the app
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
#aa @americanair.bsky.social mystery meat on flagship business last night (aa2453), described as ‘brisket’ on the app
Chess is back on Broadway, so naturally this open.spotify.com/track/1gf44i...
One Night In Bangkok
open.spotify.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Chess is back on Broadway, so naturally this open.spotify.com/track/1gf44i...
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this just came in, 351151 songs over 14 years
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
this just came in, 351151 songs over 14 years
Happy 20th bday to my second favorite Madonna album
Forbidden Love
open.spotify.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Happy 20th bday to my second favorite Madonna album
remember when polaroid killed their entire business in 2008
Timeline cleanse:
Kodak will begin selling two famous types of film stock—Kodak Gold 200 and Kodak Ultramax 400—directly to retailers and distributors in the U.S., another indication that the historic company is taking back control over how people buy its film.
Kodak will begin selling two famous types of film stock—Kodak Gold 200 and Kodak Ultramax 400—directly to retailers and distributors in the U.S., another indication that the historic company is taking back control over how people buy its film.
Kodak Quietly Begins Directly Selling Kodak Gold and Ultramax Film Again
Kodak appears to be taking back control over the distribution of its film.
www.404media.co
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
remember when polaroid killed their entire business in 2008
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Don't worry everyone your biggest LA megaevent question has finally been answered
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Don't worry everyone your biggest LA megaevent question has finally been answered
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One LA Block: 100’s S Oxford
October 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
One LA Block: 100’s S Oxford
You mean to tell me that I sat through the entirety of Frankenstein without realizing Jacob Elordi was on the screen?
October 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
You mean to tell me that I sat through the entirety of Frankenstein without realizing Jacob Elordi was on the screen?
Me flying southwest this afternoon
October 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Me flying southwest this afternoon
‘My Zoox is here’ is one of the silliest things I’ve said recently
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
‘My Zoox is here’ is one of the silliest things I’ve said recently
Oh wow this one came true too
October 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Oh wow this one came true too
there are 365 days in a year and the unicode consortium only came up with 9 emojis ?
October 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
there are 365 days in a year and the unicode consortium only came up with 9 emojis ?
psp isn’t even a real airport but it’s probably my favorite place to land in the us, you just appear outside and go on about your life
October 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
psp isn’t even a real airport but it’s probably my favorite place to land in the us, you just appear outside and go on about your life
can’t obtain any accutane, should have been more proactive
September 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
can’t obtain any accutane, should have been more proactive
Helena Rubenstein hasn’t made sun care products since 2005 apparently so mid 2020s orange gelee will do
September 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Helena Rubenstein hasn’t made sun care products since 2005 apparently so mid 2020s orange gelee will do