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Matias Jofre
@matiasjofre.bsky.social
Formerly known as @matiasjofre. Opinions are mine and do not represent anything substantial or anything really tbqh
For this Giving Tuesday I am too giving up, but not before this ships + arrives next week
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
same meal a year ago (might’ve been jfk instead of bos?)
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
#aa @americanair.bsky.social mystery meat on flagship business last night (aa2453), described as ‘brisket’ on the app
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
this just came in, 351151 songs over 14 years
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Me flying southwest this afternoon
October 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
‘My Zoox is here’ is one of the silliest things I’ve said recently
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Oh wow this one came true too
October 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
psp isn’t even a real airport but it’s probably my favorite place to land in the us, you just appear outside and go on about your life
October 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Helena Rubenstein hasn’t made sun care products since 2005 apparently so mid 2020s orange gelee will do
September 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It came true
September 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Me in 2025
September 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
And another one
August 28, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Bring it on was released 25 years go
August 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Why am I not at Flushing Meadows this week 🎾
August 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
This is assault
August 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Drove to the valley for 600 calories in strawberry flavor
July 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Having a really hard time understanding why diverging diamond interchanges exist.

Like… couldn’t we just build more flyovers? More overpasses? I don’t want to drive in the UK for even 4.68 seconds.
June 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Gentrified soft serve
May 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Can @cbssundaymorning.bsky.social do a piece on the LAX tunnels? They remain pretty and otherwise untouched since 1961 #lax #losangeles
March 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Okay, but update #mayhem #ladygaga
March 10, 2025 at 6:49 AM
2004 me is really excited tonight
March 9, 2025 at 6:48 AM
My tour of American airports continues.

I present you: SEA
January 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
January 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
So which one is it?
January 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
No lies detected. Sad that Brightline doesn’t have one on their menu.
January 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM